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Sissyphus

@paladom.bsky.social
325 followers 101 following 610 posts

Once, I kicked a ball on the roof & ruined recess for everyone. I’ve been atoning ever since. 32 / Chicago / Gay™️ / Feline Father Paladin main since ‘08 Pushcart Prize-nominated poet Paramore is my favorite band

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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 11h
not the most original list but nonetheless
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 14h
officially joining the Asperger’s club ayyyy
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, let’s hope this helps!
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a baby
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 19/09/2026
Paul Robalino's SMARTEST presentation yet on Smartypants 😭
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hmm maybe walking around in the rain with sad music in my headphones will make me feel better
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reporting all my previous company’s posts on LI as AI slop 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going down side streets to avoid solicitors on the sidewalk >>>>
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reclaiming my mantle as a Wellbutrin Warrior 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why did this guy woof me on scruff & then proceed to say my kink isn’t his thing when I specifically have added a photo of said kink to specifically weed out people who aren’t into it…men are so fucking stupid I can’t keep enduring this
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is so stupid but I keep cackling so bad when the fart inflects upward in the first part
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Zevran LeBlanc on Instagram: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture"
5,184 likes, 105 comments - therezonator on September 22, 2026: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture".
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 28/09/2026
friendly reminder that if you don’t like me you are a horrible person
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toasted everything bagel with chive & onion cream cheese really can cure most sadnesses
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
once I find a stable job & rebuild my friend group & find someone who matches my freak & pull the trigger on a Turkey hair transplant i can start enjoying life maybe
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time for the weekly “I should go to Queen and enjoy myself while I’m unemployed” debate that ultimately ends with staying in
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stoned & in cozy pajamas &
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why am I a magnet for men who insist on hanging out but refuse to suggest & commit to explicit day/time plans despite me giving them my full availability
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
might tell my barber to shave everything off just to feel something today
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me & whom
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got to see penguins kiss & fight & swim really fast 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Troll, Night Elf, and Undead paladins in 12.2??? oh god I’m gonna have so many paladins
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
but also life is extremely difficult and I would like to feel taken care of for once instead of always in survival mode :)
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ngl it really sucks to feel like I wasted the entire last year of my life & have more or less completely isolated myself out of the unshakable feeling that I am a Burden™️ & Not Interesting™️ but gonna try to start off 33 with some more intentional choices & put myself out there more 🙂
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my babiessss
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you can back up a bit
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok but look at me and Skunk
me in a hat and glasses holding tuxedo cat Skunk
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bikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lucas county Stonewall Democrats (Toledo area, Ohio 9th house district) have sent a letter to Congresswoman Kaptur over her transphobic ad and demand it be taken down and will be highling the ad and Rep Kaptur's open transphobia until election day.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey guys do i have enough wow characters or should i make more
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this song is Love Shack for lesbians with an extensive strap-on collection (complimentary) music.apple.com/us/album/was...
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Waschesalon by Rebecca Black on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:12
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
in a miserable mood today but at least I got to experience blasting CRANK while driving a car earlier
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
off to take my AuDHD test I hope I pass 😍😍
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
feeling dramatic over a man but choosing to blame it on weed withdrawal
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it really is always the men in their 40s on Scruff making a point to say “be able to hold a conversation” in their bios who in fact cannot hold a conversation themselves
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bianca???!!!!!
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i know oomf is sick of me
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey does anyone wanna give me a salaried job with health insurance
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
any game is 100 hours if you're Bad Enough at it
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026
NEW: Macklemore says he is donating the entire $1 million in net earnings from Ed Sheeran’s tour to six organizations supporting Palestinians and is challenging Patriots owner Robert Kraft to match it.
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Macklemore Donating Entire $1 Million Tour Earnings to Palestinian Aid, Challenges Robert Kraft to Match
After being dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour, the rapper pledged to donate his earnings to six organizations supporting Palestinians and directly challenged the billionaire Patriots owner.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bands retroactively quitting the tour loool
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
should I…go to Queen…?
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you ever feel your social anxiety is bad: tonight someone walked up to introduce themselves to me at the bar & I confidently pulled out my ID thinking they were a doorperson coming to check me
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