Reposted by SissyphusSmartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 19/09/2026Paul Robalino's SMARTEST presentation yet on Smartypants 😭 3907
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hmm maybe walking around in the rain with sad music in my headphones will make me feel better 050
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026reporting all my previous company’s posts on LI as AI slop 😌 040
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026going down side streets to avoid solicitors on the sidewalk >>>> 031
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why did this guy woof me on scruff & then proceed to say my kink isn’t his thing when I specifically have added a photo of said kink to specifically weed out people who aren’t into it…men are so fucking stupid I can’t keep enduring this 2110
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is so stupid but I keep cackling so bad when the fart inflects upward in the first partinstagram.comZevran LeBlanc on Instagram: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture"5,184 likes, 105 comments - therezonator on September 22, 2026: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture". 020
Reposted by SissyphusPander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 28/09/2026friendly reminder that if you don’t like me you are a horrible person 0333
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Toasted everything bagel with chive & onion cream cheese really can cure most sadnesses 060
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026once I find a stable job & rebuild my friend group & find someone who matches my freak & pull the trigger on a Turkey hair transplant i can start enjoying life maybe 060
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026time for the weekly “I should go to Queen and enjoy myself while I’m unemployed” debate that ultimately ends with staying in 030
Reposted by SissyphusCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105432100
Reposted by Sissyphusvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this 432886580
Reposted by SissyphusTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543306753
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why am I a magnet for men who insist on hanging out but refuse to suggest & commit to explicit day/time plans despite me giving them my full availability 110
Reposted by Sissyphusweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106942532
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026might tell my barber to shave everything off just to feel something today 121
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Troll, Night Elf, and Undead paladins in 12.2??? oh god I’m gonna have so many paladins 020
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026but also life is extremely difficult and I would like to feel taken care of for once instead of always in survival mode :) 060
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ngl it really sucks to feel like I wasted the entire last year of my life & have more or less completely isolated myself out of the unshakable feeling that I am a Burden™️ & Not Interesting™️ but gonna try to start off 33 with some more intentional choices & put myself out there more 🙂 1110
Reposted by Sissyphusj a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ok but look at me and Skunk 102964
Reposted by Sissyphusbikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Lucas county Stonewall Democrats (Toledo area, Ohio 9th house district) have sent a letter to Congresswoman Kaptur over her transphobic ad and demand it be taken down and will be highling the ad and Rep Kaptur's open transphobia until election day. 429795
Reposted by Sissyphusvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed 3253061229
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hey guys do i have enough wow characters or should i make more 160
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this song is Love Shack for lesbians with an extensive strap-on collection (complimentary) music.apple.com/us/album/was...music.apple.comWaschesalon by Rebecca Black on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:12 030
Reposted by Sissyphuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 553278367
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026in a miserable mood today but at least I got to experience blasting CRANK while driving a car earlier 110
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026feeling dramatic over a man but choosing to blame it on weed withdrawal 040
Reposted by SissyphusGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed 712811285
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it really is always the men in their 40s on Scruff making a point to say “be able to hold a conversation” in their bios who in fact cannot hold a conversation themselves 170
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026hey does anyone wanna give me a salaried job with health insurance 030
Reposted by SissyphusJacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026any game is 100 hours if you're Bad Enough at it 9671177
Reposted by SissyphusMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026NEW: Macklemore says he is donating the entire $1 million in net earnings from Ed Sheeran’s tour to six organizations supporting Palestinians and is challenging Patriots owner Robert Kraft to match it.meidasnews.comMacklemore Donating Entire $1 Million Tour Earnings to Palestinian Aid, Challenges Robert Kraft to MatchAfter being dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour, the rapper pledged to donate his earnings to six organizations supporting Palestinians and directly challenged the billionaire Patriots owner. 993328711
Reposted by SissyphusLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bands retroactively quitting the tour loool 534633
Reposted by SissyphusBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113571912
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if you ever feel your social anxiety is bad: tonight someone walked up to introduce themselves to me at the bar & I confidently pulled out my ID thinking they were a doorperson coming to check me 180