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Sissyphus

@paladom.bsky.social
331 followers 101 following 622 posts

Once, I kicked a ball on the roof & ruined recess for everyone. I’ve been atoning ever since. 32 / Chicago / Gay™️ / Feline Father Paladin main since ‘08 Pushcart Prize-nominated poet Paramore is my favorite band

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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this just reminded me how much I loved that movie as a kid
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My oven when it sees me coming to preheat it
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait…they called him the Cowardly Lion because it’s the species-specific equivalent of a scaredy cat…
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1 week of Wellbutrin and I’m getting random daytime boners again like I’m in my early 20s my god
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we need to stop normalizing jake shane
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not now kitten daddy’s reaping what he sowed
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t have much of a reaction getting the autism diagnosis (partially bc it’s only Level 1) but it hit me tonight out of nowhere. It wasn’t even on my radar for so long but now it offers so much context to so many painful & awkward memories. And it just feels nice to be validated finally.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gold star millennial (never once Poked someone on Facebook)
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
once again
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to see the eradication of LinkedIn in my lifetime
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does anyone else watch Ink Master compilations as their late night stoned entertainment or just me
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke 2 into my veins
Drove 6 hours to @GilletteStadium to see
Zach Bryan and his band members walk out in a free Palestine tshirt. Fuck this bullshit.
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I drove 4 hours to see @thestrokes in NYC last night and they brought fucking AOC and Bernie Sanders up on stage. I feel your pain.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Skunk being Skunk
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
she likes the condensation
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like I legitimately don’t even know what jobs to apply for rn. my entire life has been writing. I will not use AI for writing, even for a job. I don’t want corporate culture. I have no suppressed goals or dreams I’ve been holding myself back from. I simply do not dream of labor!
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still kinda feel like I’m never gonna find a good salaried job that lets me avoid AI but give the meds like 3 more weeks & maybe the optimism will emerge
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not the most original list but nonetheless
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
officially joining the Asperger’s club ayyyy
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, let’s hope this helps!
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a baby
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 19/09/2026
Paul Robalino's SMARTEST presentation yet on Smartypants 😭
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hmm maybe walking around in the rain with sad music in my headphones will make me feel better
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reporting all my previous company’s posts on LI as AI slop 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going down side streets to avoid solicitors on the sidewalk >>>>
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reclaiming my mantle as a Wellbutrin Warrior 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyway! I’ve said my peace
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why did this guy woof me on scruff & then proceed to say my kink isn’t his thing when I specifically have added a photo of said kink to specifically weed out people who aren’t into it…men are so fucking stupid I can’t keep enduring this
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is so stupid but I keep cackling so bad when the fart inflects upward in the first part
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Zevran LeBlanc on Instagram: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture"
5,184 likes, 105 comments - therezonator on September 22, 2026: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture".
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 28/09/2026
friendly reminder that if you don’t like me you are a horrible person
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toasted everything bagel with chive & onion cream cheese really can cure most sadnesses
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
once I find a stable job & rebuild my friend group & find someone who matches my freak & pull the trigger on a Turkey hair transplant i can start enjoying life maybe
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time for the weekly “I should go to Queen and enjoy myself while I’m unemployed” debate that ultimately ends with staying in
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got my new one on Wayfair & haven’t regretted it so far (paid like $300), but might be different from what your needs are. It was a bitch to put together tho.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stoned & in cozy pajamas &
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t pursue & I never will 🤷‍♂️
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
like this guy bugs me every 2 weeks & it is the same exact cycle each time. diva you either find me hot enough to act on it or you don’t. which is it?
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why am I a magnet for men who insist on hanging out but refuse to suggest & commit to explicit day/time plans despite me giving them my full availability
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
might tell my barber to shave everything off just to feel something today
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ugh I wanna rewatch this so bad this reminded me
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
also these dudes were zooming
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me & whom
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got to see penguins kiss & fight & swim really fast 😌
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Troll, Night Elf, and Undead paladins in 12.2??? oh god I’m gonna have so many paladins
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