Reposted by Sissyphusit’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao 239121106
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this just reminded me how much I loved that movie as a kid 000
Reposted by SissyphusNovak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My oven when it sees me coming to preheat it 1394
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026wait…they called him the Cowardly Lion because it’s the species-specific equivalent of a scaredy cat… 010
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/20261 week of Wellbutrin and I’m getting random daytime boners again like I’m in my early 20s my god 3130
Reposted by Sissyphusclaudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we need to stop normalizing jake shane 0237
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I didn’t have much of a reaction getting the autism diagnosis (partially bc it’s only Level 1) but it hit me tonight out of nowhere. It wasn’t even on my radar for so long but now it offers so much context to so many painful & awkward memories. And it just feels nice to be validated finally. 0141
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gold star millennial (never once Poked someone on Facebook) 020
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I want to see the eradication of LinkedIn in my lifetime 0100
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026does anyone else watch Ink Master compilations as their late night stoned entertainment or just me 0150
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026like I legitimately don’t even know what jobs to apply for rn. my entire life has been writing. I will not use AI for writing, even for a job. I don’t want corporate culture. I have no suppressed goals or dreams I’ve been holding myself back from. I simply do not dream of labor! 030
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Still kinda feel like I’m never gonna find a good salaried job that lets me avoid AI but give the meds like 3 more weeks & maybe the optimism will emerge 140
Reposted by SissyphusSmartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 19/09/2026Paul Robalino's SMARTEST presentation yet on Smartypants 😭 4907
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hmm maybe walking around in the rain with sad music in my headphones will make me feel better 050
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026reporting all my previous company’s posts on LI as AI slop 😌 040
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026going down side streets to avoid solicitors on the sidewalk >>>> 031
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why did this guy woof me on scruff & then proceed to say my kink isn’t his thing when I specifically have added a photo of said kink to specifically weed out people who aren’t into it…men are so fucking stupid I can’t keep enduring this 2110
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is so stupid but I keep cackling so bad when the fart inflects upward in the first partinstagram.comZevran LeBlanc on Instagram: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture"5,184 likes, 105 comments - therezonator on September 22, 2026: "Yall have fun. Be safe, and don’t be Real Bad 🤭. . . . #gay #folsom #gayculture". 020
Reposted by SissyphusPander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 28/09/2026friendly reminder that if you don’t like me you are a horrible person 0333
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Toasted everything bagel with chive & onion cream cheese really can cure most sadnesses 060
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026once I find a stable job & rebuild my friend group & find someone who matches my freak & pull the trigger on a Turkey hair transplant i can start enjoying life maybe 060
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026time for the weekly “I should go to Queen and enjoy myself while I’m unemployed” debate that ultimately ends with staying in 030
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got my new one on Wayfair & haven’t regretted it so far (paid like $300), but might be different from what your needs are. It was a bitch to put together tho. 100
Reposted by SissyphusCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105482099
Reposted by Sissyphusvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this 432886580
Reposted by SissyphusTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543306751
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026like this guy bugs me every 2 weeks & it is the same exact cycle each time. diva you either find me hot enough to act on it or you don’t. which is it? 120
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why am I a magnet for men who insist on hanging out but refuse to suggest & commit to explicit day/time plans despite me giving them my full availability 110
Reposted by Sissyphusweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107262533
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026might tell my barber to shave everything off just to feel something today 121
Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Troll, Night Elf, and Undead paladins in 12.2??? oh god I’m gonna have so many paladins 020