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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 19h
AC8 spoilers without context:
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 20h
oh my god I found it
Emet-Selch: you're all primitive animals. just last week I watched a man fail to return his shopping cart to the corral. now, there is no punishment for not returning a shopping cart. it is done simply because it is the right thing to do. but that is too much to ask of a fracture. is that what we have been reduced to? squandered, sundered husks that cannot perform a simple duty to their society without threat of retribution? I wretch at what has become of all I have lost.
Alphinaud: And yet there are those before you who would return a shopping cart not their own!
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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P1 Press Start @p1pressstart.bsky.social · 21h
didn't we just have a fanfest where people kept asking about a butt slider
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.
A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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P1 Press Start @p1pressstart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You aren't fooling me that is clearly a muppet
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Ember! @grandiose252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
high quality plate in expert roulette today
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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P1 Press Start @p1pressstart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Beverly Crusher angryBeverly Crusher not angry. (She's doin' it with a ghost.)
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only one man could have solved this
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 29/09/2026
No, SungWon is absolutely correct here. The insistence on sticking with the Japanese title when there is already a perfectly acceptable English one is utterly asinine. Nobody does this in Japanese literature, or film, or any other art form. It's just the anime nerds who insist on being obtuse.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hulk refers to his shadow as his only friendHulk turns and keeps monologuing about his shadow being the only thing he can count on in this life until it moves on its own and punches him in the back of the head with both fists
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 25/09/2026
every new internet bill that gets passed in this country is just going to lead to This again but on your phone
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wikipedia has a list of strange media available on wikimedia and this is deadass whats on top of the list
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s right: we’re going back in time to assassinate the 2010s Wendy’s and Dennys social media managers
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 1: Everybody loves Drinkable Cheeseburger, the Cheeseburger you can drink with one hand! Share with a friend! MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 2: Drinkable Cheeseburger as a staple food results in psychological deterioration and loss of bone mass MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 5:
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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P1 Press Start @p1pressstart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think its cool that you can invent a new kind of malware and just go "ITS GONE ROGUE OH FUCK" and avoid any legal repercussions of your company comprising security of other computers because you're a dumbass.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world
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P1 Press Start @p1pressstart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone who says they're tired of politics being inserted into comics should know that there's literally an issue of Spider-Man early on that involves him dealing with the most obvious Nixon expy in the world making him out to be a criminal so he can get elected and have cops jail liberals and POC.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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🎃Tomycase👻 @tomycase.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She stayed down there for too long
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Eri!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine a world where you buy an 8 pack of hot dogs and then you go to the bread aisle for buns, but the only counts of buns they have are 10 and 6 packs, no 8. You may think to yourself that this is a venture into the twilight zone. But no. This is just your local grocery. And Rodney no Likey.
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Mom @milph.mom · 11/09/2026
"HELLO! HEY! COOP! THIS IS COLE! YOU CAN PRESS THE (X) BUTTON TO JUMP! THE ACT OF JUMP-ING CAN ALLOW YOU REACH AREAS OUT OF YOUR REACH BY STANDING! WHICH I THINK YOU WILL FIND VERY USEFUL WHILE OUT ON THE FIELD!"
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
Look I sincerely doubt Physint had gone that much off the rails this early that it would make it reasonable for Sony to can the project while still going ahead with the Monkey GenAI mask GaaS game that by all reports playtesters hated over it.
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
accurate depiction of discovering someone has a mutual interest
young ladies dont play fighting games
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
happy september 10th everyone
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
In conclusion,
Protoman is the Coolest guy I've ever seen in my life
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frey (but scary🎃) @freydraws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
aura....
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Nass 🌙 @nalter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
holy fucking aura
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
seems the TL wasn't expecting such a hungry gal
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Dlusional (Commissions Opened) @dlusionalx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well,
My old post that says “you think crime is down? I SAW black people.”
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