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[he/him] professional and hobbyist computer toucher ASK ME ABOUT FISH BOTHERING GAMES sometimes makes games, will devops your github repos trans rights are human rights, terves get the trebuchet

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SPRAWL zero @sprawlfps.bsky.social · 7h
Our latest update is OUT NOW! Thanks again for all your love and support. We're a tiny indie team that wanted to build the game of our dreams. Thanks to you, SPRAWL zero is a success! This patch is live on PC, Xbox, and PS5, and will be coming shortly to Switch 2!
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 9h
I spent a bunch of time agonising over if we could "afford to" have a kid and realised that the only way you can comfortably "afford" it is if you've got absolutely absurd amounts of household income. So, fuck it. Not gonna leave it up to fuckin Jacob Rees-Mogg to fill the country with Tories
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17h
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 11h
if you're talking about "social contagion" as a cause for any perceived problem you're discussing I am giving you some major side-eye by default
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Milktooth | making Bad Magpie @milktooth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
twas' the eve before Bad Magpie's demo, and all through the house, everyone was stirring, especially the mice!!! 🐭 available on Steam and XBOX on PC tomorrow (Thursday 8th Oct) at 10am PT / 1pm ET / 7pm CEST. who's going to be the first to collect all the meteorites?!
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Chris Holden @chrisholden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minecraft Jam 2 for #QUAKE ready for download! 13 new Minecraft-themed maps. They literally added #Minecraft gameplay to Quake. It's insane! #gamedev #leveldesign www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
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Jam - Minecraft Jam 2
13 NEW Minecraft-themed maps with new gameplay features! Its Another Cave by Atom1k Crunch Rushed by Avix The Eagle by Chris Holden Magma-Nethequator by Chuma The end of your prison sentence by Jakub...
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 07/10/2026
btw since i get this question a lot: buying on itch means we get almost 150% as much money from your purchase compared to buying on steam
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
remember when yer lad raised £4000 or so on Kickstarter and used that money to make a perfectly good Not-Dizzy back in the day
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
we've had it for decades tbh, it's called carnival ride bootleg cartoon character airbrush art
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whoa. plot twist for the very nature of your existence
cover of TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a swirling galaxy with a smiling face on it
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
it happened around the time we had a kid so my theory is they figured out I'm a new parent and their autocorrect modelling for that demographic has learned to assume "babby plaps at phone screen" is just how new parents type
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
I had to switch away from Google's android keyboard a few years back because it was increasingly not just suggesting, but auto-correcting keysmash nonsense as replacements for correctly spelled normal words
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
what will of course happen as a result of this is the person running the thing will get sued into oblivion but corpos will get to continue license laundering via LLMs because who's gonna sue *them*
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Unwinnable @unwinnable.com · 06/10/2026
ICYMI: "You have three main goals: make as much money as possible, get promoted, and not be outed as a worm." @hotsliceofjesus.bsky.social goes to work as an undercover worm: buff.ly/6A8pKig
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Would You Still Employ Me If I Was A Worm? - Unwinnable
I couldn’t help but find ways to identify with my worm.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 07/10/2026
Quake shotgun sounds like punching a pillow bff bff bff
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
game good
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Kitsune Games @kitsunegames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kitsune Tails is 35% off! kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails But you can also get all four of our games bundled for $17.99 on itch (itch.io/s/202703/kit...) or $18.75 on Steam (store.steampowered.com/bundle/15673...) Kitsune Tails and Zero, roguelike MidBoss, and block push puzzler Ultra Hat Dimension
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
humiliate the oligarchs. they're all losers. remind them constantly
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2026
hot take under death penalty in Sega fan country the United Kingdom: Jet Set Radio Future's soundtrack is better than the original JSR one
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since you care about moral clarity, I look forward to you finally deleting your article and apologizing to the hundreds of rape victims who told you, screamed to you, that you were engaging in apologia. Since, you know, finally YOU can see he's not doing the work, and you don't have to believe us.
shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social

it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit 1/3

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social

that's probably why he held all youtube comments for review also, the newest comments on all his videos are from three days ago. stops people finding out. pretty clever guy

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social

he did also find the time yesterday to edit his patreon's about page and make private the financial information on there. it seems like the main lesson he's learned from all this is that he needs to hide things better 3/3

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bitch no one is making choices about our lifestyles! everything is being decided for us by 4 insane billionaires and their tame politicians!
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the monkey's paw curls, and nigel farage takes the stage dressed in full space marine armor
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2026
well he wasn't lying
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2026
hello
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2026
(also hi. Haven't seen you around in a hot minute, hope you're doing good!)
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2026
We had a crane fly in the living room and it was too high up to reach, so I caught it with the vacuum. It just came up naturally!
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 05/10/2026
@thehazelzone.bsky.social just thought I'd let you know we taught our child about Do A Fly The Succ today
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyk... today in "No Man's Sky has always been good actually" I don't even normally like 65dos very much but *fuck me* what a soundtrack
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 05/10/2026
"the rights of parents", eh? tell me your kids don't want anything to do with you without telling me etc etc
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For some reason the incredible Earth Must Die does not show up in my dev list of games, even though I distinctly recall working on it. It's 40% off! That's only £7ish! Do please buy a copy, it's funny and good: store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
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Save 40% on Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
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rdein @rdein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've written a post introducing Record of Dorathia, the dungeon crawler RPG project we have been working on these past few years. I hope you enjoy it! Let us know your thoughts! Link: www.bombservice.com/post/record-... #rdein_dev #redora
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 05/10/2026
This is the twist happy ending/epilogue of the whole Cookie's Bustle media purge saga.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"does a movie need a message" not really, but it does need the actors to be moving in *some* direction as a group. The Lighthouse had no message besides "having a roommate can be fucked up"
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 05/10/2026
So not about the AI video, but generally: You cannot return to the past *definitionally* and you especially cannot learn from it if you hold it up like white supremacist Americans hold up the 1950s. Time's arrow moves one way: learning from the past requires understanding it, not worshipping it.
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 05/10/2026
In posting the clip but I ain't watching the clip lol youtu.be/TrjLNpfDTi0
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The Witches (4/10) Movie CLIP - Maximum Results! (1990) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Settling down for the night and playing the best October Only game around, Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival. It's very cozy and the servers are only up during October adamgryu.itch.io/pumpkin-carver
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The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival by adamgryu
carve a lil pumpkin and share it with the world
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 05/10/2026
Remembering when that was an actual marketing thing they bragged about for Dead Space
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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