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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 45m
Tara Strong's character in Lost Odyssey over here just being very normal and heterosexual about another woman
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 09/10/2026
see also: Danny Trejo breaking down and sobbing into Kermit's shoulder
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 29/07/2026
reminded of the German Ahegao Carp which is a thing you can just put on children's TV in 21st century Germany apparently
a screengrab from an episode of Löwenzahn, a German children's TV series. The episode is about fish, and has a cartoon segment about how fish breed. A "girl carp" (recognisable because she's wearing lipstick and has eyelashes) has laid a carpet of eggs at the bottom of a pond, and the "boy carp" swims across and fertilises them. With an ahegao face.

"Looks like milk", says the voiceover narrator.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 21/05/2026
Conan, what is best in life?
A pan of caramelising onion half-rings.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 09/05/2026
I saw one of these out and about recently. final boss of logistics companies right here
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 08/05/2026
yeah it's looking depressing everywhere innit at least most of it is just going NOC rather than flipping outright I would've preferred more Greens here but I'll take "Tories get absolutely demolished"
the South Cambridgeshire local election results, showing 44/45 seats going to the Liberal Democrats and 1 to the Tories (previously a 38/7 split)
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 02/05/2026
I keep thinking about this anecdote about Yoot Saito's early work on Seaman (from Richard Moss's "The Secret History of Mac Gaming") creative goals: make a thing that makes a C-level executive scream "that's horrible". art is subjective so "good" doesn't matter as much as it trying for its goal.
"But after a while they had a working prototype of Seaman. Then the vice president of Sega, Shoichiro Irimajiri, called and invited Saito to have sushi dinner. 'I agreed and went to downtown San Francisco with my Macintosh laptop to show him the prototype,' Saito recalls.
'One thing this prototype obviously had was that it looked very weird. It didn't have speech recognition [yet], but it did speak - with my voice, because it's a prototype.'
Iramajiri's reaction was passionate, to say the least. He yelled, 'That's horrible! Horrible!' Saito took it as a sign that Seaman could be a commercial success."
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 25/04/2026
Unwinnable have dropped their Final Fantasy x Politics theme issue and the entire thing just goes *incredibly* hard Unwinnable rules and everyone should read it
a page from Unwinnable Monthly issue 198, cropped to the headline of an article: "TOM MORELLO KNOWS FINAL FANTASY IS POLITICAL" by Ben SailerAnother article intro page from Unwinnable Monthly issue 198. Most of the page is taken up by some very lovely Final Fantasy Tactics artwork; the bottom of the page shows the headline "THE GOOD COP IS A HERETIC". The article is written by Taylor Hidalgo
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 20/04/2026
"okay let's see if this free karaoke software is any good, it's developed by and for an anime con so I have high ho
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 18/04/2026
also the sequel miniseries has babby James McAvoy in it
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 17/04/2026
every single shot on the harkonnen homeworld is a dutch angle baron harkonnen at one point *turns to the camera and addresses the audience* the fuckin. costumes
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 29/03/2026
so back in 2006 someone developed an app for macbooks that would flip virtual desktops if you tap the side of the screen ("smackbook") and I am surprised to inform you that it has taken 20 years for it to become horny cc @radiatoryang.bsky.social
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 27/02/2026
A bagel, sliced open and on a plate sliced side down to show the exterior. The bagel has risen a bit too much while baking, so it looks like a pair of bumholes.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 21/02/2026
Santa Ragione gonna be cross about this one huh
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 21/02/2026
Just got age checked in Sainsbury's buying this [1/5]
A bottle of Le Sirop de Monin cane sugar syrup
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 08/01/2026
pleb Norwegian black metal: edgelord Nazi and convicted murderer Varg Vikernes intellectual Norwegian black metal: Trollfest
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 25/12/2025
incredibly amused to find this on the eshop page for Rose & Camellia Collection
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 24/12/2025
my favourite FF character design is Chime from My Life as a King (a wonderful game that criminally has never been ported off of WiiWare) just magnificently deranged costume design. Boots that are sandals. Half a skirt under her belt. Turtleneck/corset/shirt ruffled shirt/backless minidress combo.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 23/12/2025
cursed option
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 16/12/2025
- Maeda Mahiro (Animatrix: Second Renaissance) and Gonzo (Full Metal Panic, Afro Samurai, ...) doing a sci-fi reimagining of Count of Monte Cristo - soundtrack co-written by Jean-Jacques Burnel (The Stranglers) www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXma... - just fuckin *look at this shit*
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 16/12/2025
and it lets them do some fun things with characterisation, such as having the bandit leader Luigi Vampa just absolutely fuckin *covered* in cobras
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 16/12/2025
Gankutsuou (2004). Maeda Mahiro (Animatrix: Second Renaissance) does a sci-fi take on Count of Monte Cristo. Might be my favourite TV series in general. Incredibly paced, fantastic soundtrack, looks like this:
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/12/2025
the "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." panel from whatever horrid Jack Chick tract it's from.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 28/11/2025
In an instance of wild cultural divergence those books are also why Mickey Mouse is widely known as a private detective in Germany; the German publisher even spun that angle out into several separate series for older kids
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 28/11/2025
Y'all anglophones got your furry awakenings from Robin Hood or Gadget Hackwrench but us Europeans are built different: we had the sexy witch duck in the Donald Duck Pocket Book comics
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 27/11/2025
my biggest takeaway from the new Defunctland is we knew Disney was a trash person but holy shit the balls on the man casually pushing an ACTUAL FUCKING LIVE TIGER off his desk for a promo video like it's an obstinate housecat
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 18/11/2025
you know about the Japanese cover art right because holy shit it goes *hard* (SOMEONE likes Drew Struzan)
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 18/11/2025
I hope I can be as cool as Sabina Classen when I'm sixty fuckin years old
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 17/11/2025
boost if you too have been sinning at a remarkable rate recently and show no signs of wishing to repent
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 09/11/2025
"Just look at how great appeasement is working in Denmark!"
A clipping from a Sky News article about the UK considering adopting a "Denmark style" immigration system. The article talks about how Denmark regularly ranks very high in population happiness, following it with a bit about its tough immigration policy, and then:

"PM Mette Fredriksen's 'zero refugees' policy is not just popular - it has enabled her to face down her right-wing opponents."

This is a country that has previously been reported to confiscate refugees' valuables on arrival.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 25/10/2025
is this the US's Tory Power Stance
UK conservative politicians George Osborne, Iain Duncan Smith and Theresa May all standing for photo ops with their legs spread wide, beyond their shoulders, a pose a lot of them were clearly being coached to do in circa 2015-2020 for some reason given that it looks deeply ridiculous
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2025
amon toobin'
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2025
Dear Evan Gelion
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 06/10/2025
I'm up to Anor Londo in Dark Souls 3 now and there is A Problem whereby @amazingthew.bsky.social's thread about Code Vein (twarchive.thew.nu/threads/Code-Vein…) has broken my brain and I just keep going "An Orlando"
A screenshot of the linked thread of posts, starting at the "at which point is it accurate to describe an entire videogame as fanart of a different videogame" post and ending at "an orlando"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 29/09/2025
it's Labour party conference season again ladx
abigail philosophytube going "Time for England to become even more normal!"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 26/09/2025
"more exciting" is the last thing I want my electricity supply to be, British Gas
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 25/09/2025
After several urgently necessary additions (more urgent than eating dinner) I am told it is now done
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 25/09/2025
"we've remastered Deus Ex--" [cheering] "in the Deus Ex 2 engine"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 24/09/2025
Tired: codblops (call of duty black ops) Wired: codslops (games with keyword salad titles constructed to show up in as many search results for popular gmtitles/genres as possible)
The Switch eshop art for

*clears throat*

"World War: Battle Heroes Field Armies Call of Prison Duty Simulator"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 23/09/2025
UK Online Safety Act nonsense:
I can view Slitterhead on the Steam store just fineBut apparently I cannot view the Slitterhead Deluxe Edition on the Steam Store due to an UK Online Safety Act age gate.

The Slitterhead Deluxe Edition consists of the base game, its soundtrack, and a digital art book.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 20/09/2025
This is why i keep arguing that Konami should apologise for the Lords of Shadowses by letting Powerwolf write and score the next Castlevania game, they occupy the exact same intersection of camp and goth also their front man is practically already an Ayami Kojima character anyway
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 10/09/2025
that's not what I was going to look for youtube, but thank you for acknowledging
me searching youtube for "quark odo". the top search suggestion is "quark odo kiss"
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 08/09/2025
why are all the characters in this Steven Tyler from Aerosmith
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 04/09/2025
the leading fash- indeed
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 02/09/2025
A THOUSAND DOLLARS
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 31/08/2025
@oxyoxspring.bsky.social has anyone pointed this out to you yet because Fuckin Lol
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 20/08/2025
the weirdo fascist technology cultists we were promised vs the ones we got
A tech-priest from Warhammer 40kElon Musk, Marc Andreessen, Sam Altman and William MacAskill
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 19/08/2025
of course
"William David MacAskill is a Scottish philosopher and author, as well as one of the originators of the effective altruism movement."
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 14/08/2025
actually swap Carotto out for Bolo (Stuart Cheshire, Mac 1987) there. Game still haunts my thoughts in 2025.
A screenshot of the old Mac multiplayer game Bolo.
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non-orientable genitalia @outie.yellowkeycard.net · 14/08/2025
indie edition:
Iji (Daniel Remar, PC 2008)Carotto (Luc de Bois, Mac 1993)Spaceward Ho! (Delta Tao Software, Mac 1990)Crapman (Synergy Software Development, Atari ST 1993)
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