iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

been trying to use up a big bag of cornmeal so i made grits. never had em before. you guys are onto something

hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

been watching the crown (tory of me i know), incredibly based of the writers and editors to include an impassioned IRA monologue over scenes of lord mountbatten's funeral

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Dee Evelyn @deeboom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sucks to realise that everyone is so busy with their amazing lives that they don't leave any slop in the schedule for when their friends are going through tough stuff. Guess we should all book in our breakdowns 6 weeks in advance cos it might clash with *another* club night

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you were showing columbo to a group of friends who had never seen columbo, what columbo would you show them

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Randy Mothman - I Love LAmp

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

maybe my friends all ate their shreddies growing up but in my gang the trans women are all over 6 foot, most of the cis women are around 5'11, and none of the cis men are taller than 5'9 (the trans men are all tiny sorry)

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i have not been able to catch a single fuckin break in months. years even

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

im doing really quite remarkably badly

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

playing mario kart. i don't care for that faggot on the cloud

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

imagine the memes if 9/11 happened on the 21st

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

got a standing desk and im too tall for it

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

me (after my friend shows me a pre-transition picture): honey i love you and this picture of you as a sad scruffy boy hurts my heart. my heart hurts me (showing my friend a pre-transition picture of me): haha look i was trying to grow a beard lol lmao

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

where do you stand on telling baby trans girls something about their clothes/hair/makeup that might be upsetting in the short term but is a kindness in the long term

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

finger drumming does not impress me at all sorry

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

been on a real randy newman kick recently, it's almost enough to make me a dodgers fan

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

trouble with methylphenidate is when i take it i cant drink coffee. and i really like coffee so most days i dont take methylphenidate so i can have coffee instead

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

why does this look like a gamecube screenshot

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

listening to randy newman's good old boys but turning the volume down for the first track

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

something worse than people who are bad at communicating is people who are okay at communicating but think they're excellent at communicating

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

you're going with Facialteam? that's so exciting!! me? oh, no, i have to buy food this month, and every month for the rest of my life

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

voice training to sound like kenneth williams

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

HD is plenty. nobody could possibly need more than 1080 lines

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

local doll brings back 'International Cock or Ball' in a BIG way

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

you can print that it give it straight to the basilisk i dont give a fuuuuckkkkk

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

housemates are calling me fascist cos i said if we ever in the future discovered that AI had developed sentience and consciousness we should shut that shit right down and never turn it on again

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

some really sad things are happening in my life, and i think i might be really sad

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

has anyone made a font of 'AI-generated serif'

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

remember trans*. remember when we were supposed to say trans*. shit like that is why we should shun programmers

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i would be fascinated to watch this as a documentary with no editorial oversight from google. presuming mr beast is doing it for realsies, i want to see all the bits where gemini gives dogshit advice and mr beast almost dies before the survival expert they presumably have tailing him has to step in

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

we're moving out soon and our flat has gone up for rent and they've AI'd all the photos. this is my bedroom as it appears on the listing vs. real life

a well-lit, clean room with a made bed, clear floor with 'landlord special' brown carpet, a light wood chest of drawers and large wardrobe, and a white desk with nothing on it and a computer chair tucked underneath

a messy nightmarish room with an unmade bed, a broken chest of drawers covered in objects, clothes covering every inch of floor with no visible carpet, a computer chair that is also covered in clothes, and a desk that is largely obscured by large monitor speakers and a MIDI keyboard

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

bluesky crashes my browser if i try to upload multiple images :(

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

reduced my antidepressants and i can feel emotions again. this blows

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

electronic musician friend who i go for beers with call her my Alesis eyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

trade? you mean like bricklayers

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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 22/08/2026

I’ve been putting myself under so much pressure to be social because of how transition changed my appearance and the way people react to it, but at the end of the day I’m just a freak who has space for like one friend and one partner and needs constant alone time and I’m gonna find joy in that

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

at the ball game last week the manager of the club was sitting with us and asked if we knew who was on second base. without missing a beat my friend said 'What' and the manager replied, 100% sincerely, 'oh i don't recognise him, is he new?' WE GOT HIS ASS

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

held a baby for the first time recently and nobody told me that a baby is basically an interactable fidget toy. you provide stimulus (bounce on leg) and she responds (gurgling). you alter the stimulus (lift her in the air) and her response changes (giggling and drooling). absolutely wonderful

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

starting a course as a mature student next month, just got a postcard through congratulating me on my A-level results and for getting onto the course. thank you guys i studied so hard for those results, 16 years ago

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hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026