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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

what's the provenance of this shit. excuse me. grocer? what's the provenance.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just watched a dude pump no less than 20 pumps of flavored creamer into his tiny coffee and I’m not one to judge, but sir, what is you doing?

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No, I didn't like your Facebook post. I was scrolling too quickly.

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I swear Prudie, Demelza & I walked the yard a few minutes (at least!!!) looking for Gladys until finally arriving at the most obvious place. 🤣😂🤣

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s difficult with Frida because she is ALWAYS moving it’s like she’s afraid to stay in place too long for fear that folks might get to see how stunningly gorgeous she really & truly is. 🖤⭐️

A black star hen’s rear end as she walks along the side of the firepit toward the yard. Her pantaloons are fluffy.

A side view of Frida the black star hen walking along the back edge of the pit now. She’s looking off probably deciding which spot of the yard she wants to dig up next.

She’s looking out toward the back of the yard now. She’s impossibly fluffy even though she’s begun to molt a bit in the back. The sky is a very pretty blue with rows of spotty clouds.

And she begins to walk again having decided to go out and dig some more. Her copper fucking pattern throughout her black feathers are so lovely.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've not told Mabel about your family.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

unless there's cannon fire and musket smoke, I'm not calling it a battleground state.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I used the "badge" quote just a moment ago. I'm so excited by the new Watergate investigation. #NationalLampoon

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'd be very surprised if that line was never used in Fantasy Island which was made before Scarface. I've always wondered if that line was like the "we don't need no stink'n badges" misquote from Treasure of the Sierra Madre and everyone thought started with Blazing Saddles

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gladys is like my Ethel was, she sees the camera & she poses. 🖤

A black star hen atop the skid over the firepit. She has a proud posture & is facing the camera directly with head held high. Green grass is visible in the yard beyond. A white fence borders the property & gray blue skies above.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you're reading this and your taillights are not on while driving in the rain, you're doing two things wrong.

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Operating Manual Car Wipers

ALT: Operating Manual Car Wipers

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I notice your religion consists of the idea you sit passively in Heaven, equipped with all understanding, and watch shit happen down here.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Co-pilot update sets daily limit.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I say, "Talk to me," try to keep in mind where I placed the accent.

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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The degree to which any and all fidelity to truth and reality went out the door for a lot of people immediately after they were given tools to do it is still so fucking mind-blowing

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Perhaps the good Congressman should be the first to get a new job. After the midterms, perhaps?

Screenshot of a tweet by Dean Withers criticizing messaging about rising costs, quoting Rep. Jeff Van Drew suggesting people get another job. The image shows Van Drew’s portrait with an audio waveform overlay.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why don’t we just wear costumes whenever, fuck Halloween

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If, as you proclaim, "God knows what's in your heart," all you hypocrites are doomed.

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 07/09/2026

big baby returns

a magpie on a bird feeder cam with its beak open

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And, drum roll, I've probably listened longer than you have.

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It’s weird posting our Bullseye interviews on YouTube because maybe half the comments are “YOU DO NOT LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO”

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You've become quiet all of a sudden. Yes. It's a bad habit. I converse until I feel manipulated.

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I feel bad now for painting white baseball players with too broad a brush. Some of them are named Trig Roxby.

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Braxton Roxby is the name of all white baseball players now

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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Today on Judge John Hodgman: THE HOT DOG-CKET, with special guest expert, and author of RAW DOG: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs, @jamieloftus.bsky.social ! youtu.be/xVnuIPzK45k?...

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The Hot DOG-cket

YouTube video by Judge John Hodgman

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tens of thousands of dollars? Of course, it's an investment in our future. Using my printer and then doing a second thing? Unthinkable.

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just found out that to replace my roof I'll have to print a document, sign it, scan it and return it. Really considering letting the house collapse.

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Once you realize there’s an entire class of people who simply own things for a living you will be mad about it until you die.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Have you planned for your passing? Yes. I've arranged for a very small get together of those who have ever thought of me in a sexual way.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When you express an opinion, be sure to ask the opinion of the person you're speaking with. It often provides a springboard to reiterate your own.

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Joseph Finn @josephfinn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I couldn’t love this interview any more. Including of all things a great Barbra Streisand story.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

We had no name for my mix..So I suggested "Bostrailian. "

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ceej @ceej.online · 06/07/2026

there appears to be some confusion over whether senator mcconnell is living or dead, which is understandable because how could you even tell

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We adopted privately at 76. The dog had no other options.

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

As I rapidly approach 77 years of age, I have a grave warning to society. Do not take away my access to dollar store cookies.

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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 02/05/2026

The fans are already lining up for tonight's MaxFunDrive finale show! Join us on the livestream at 7pm PT for @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social and LIVE JUSTICE youtube.com/@maxfunhq

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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

We're getting ready for our @maximumfun.org MaxFunDrive LIVE finale, Podcast Justice: All Stars Edition! We need your hot takes, controversial opinions, and disputes! Drop em in the replies below ⬇️

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My mood today? Fight me or bite me.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I think a lot about what I will wear to the party when he dies

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outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I work evenings, but shave early in the day. The beard barely grows and the bleeding barely stops.

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