Reposted by outdatedDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what's the provenance of this shit. excuse me. grocer? what's the provenance. 1536
Reposted by outdatedCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just watched a dude pump no less than 20 pumps of flavored creamer into his tiny coffee and I’m not one to judge, but sir, what is you doing? 3017412
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No, I didn't like your Facebook post. I was scrolling too quickly. 000
Reposted by outdatedℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I swear Prudie, Demelza & I walked the yard a few minutes (at least!!!) looking for Gladys until finally arriving at the most obvious place. 🤣😂🤣 071
Reposted by outdatedℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s difficult with Frida because she is ALWAYS moving it’s like she’s afraid to stay in place too long for fear that folks might get to see how stunningly gorgeous she really & truly is. 🖤⭐️ 2203
Reposted by outdatedSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier 27559178
Reposted by outdatedCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026unless there's cannon fire and musket smoke, I'm not calling it a battleground state. 54814
Reposted by outdatedSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd be very surprised if that line was never used in Fantasy Island which was made before Scarface. I've always wondered if that line was like the "we don't need no stink'n badges" misquote from Treasure of the Sierra Madre and everyone thought started with Blazing Saddles 261
Reposted by outdatedℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gladys is like my Ethel was, she sees the camera & she poses. 🖤 410613
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you're reading this and your taillights are not on while driving in the rain, you're doing two things wrong.static.klipy.comOperating Manual Car WipersALT: Operating Manual Car Wipers 000
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I notice your religion consists of the idea you sit passively in Heaven, equipped with all understanding, and watch shit happen down here. 000
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I say, "Talk to me," try to keep in mind where I placed the accent. 000
Reposted by outdatedMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The degree to which any and all fidelity to truth and reality went out the door for a lot of people immediately after they were given tools to do it is still so fucking mind-blowing 16021
Reposted by outdatedGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Perhaps the good Congressman should be the first to get a new job. After the midterms, perhaps? 28354341730
Reposted by outdatedBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats 2144085
Reposted by outdatedBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome 781646211
Reposted by outdatedDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why don’t we just wear costumes whenever, fuck Halloween 79426
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If, as you proclaim, "God knows what's in your heart," all you hypocrites are doomed. 000
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s weird posting our Bullseye interviews on YouTube because maybe half the comments are “YOU DO NOT LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO” 3302
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You've become quiet all of a sudden. Yes. It's a bad habit. I converse until I feel manipulated. 000
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I feel bad now for painting white baseball players with too broad a brush. Some of them are named Trig Roxby. 2211
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Braxton Roxby is the name of all white baseball players now 3331
Reposted by outdatedJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today on Judge John Hodgman: THE HOT DOG-CKET, with special guest expert, and author of RAW DOG: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs, @jamieloftus.bsky.social ! youtu.be/xVnuIPzK45k?...youtu.beThe Hot DOG-cketYouTube video by Judge John Hodgman 3203
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tens of thousands of dollars? Of course, it's an investment in our future. Using my printer and then doing a second thing? Unthinkable. 3411
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just found out that to replace my roof I'll have to print a document, sign it, scan it and return it. Really considering letting the house collapse. 5581
Reposted by outdatedthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Once you realize there’s an entire class of people who simply own things for a living you will be mad about it until you die. 18020
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Have you planned for your passing? Yes. I've arranged for a very small get together of those who have ever thought of me in a sexual way. 000
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When you express an opinion, be sure to ask the opinion of the person you're speaking with. It often provides a springboard to reiterate your own. 000
Reposted by outdatedJoseph Finn @josephfinn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I couldn’t love this interview any more. Including of all things a great Barbra Streisand story. 092
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We had no name for my mix..So I suggested "Bostrailian. " 000
Reposted by outdatedceej @ceej.online · 06/07/2026there appears to be some confusion over whether senator mcconnell is living or dead, which is understandable because how could you even tell 321478183
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 24/06/2026As I rapidly approach 77 years of age, I have a grave warning to society. Do not take away my access to dollar store cookies. 000
Reposted by outdatedMaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 02/05/2026The fans are already lining up for tonight's MaxFunDrive finale show! Join us on the livestream at 7pm PT for @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social and LIVE JUSTICE youtube.com/@maxfunhq 1142
Reposted by outdatedJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026We're getting ready for our @maximumfun.org MaxFunDrive LIVE finale, Podcast Justice: All Stars Edition! We need your hot takes, controversial opinions, and disputes! Drop em in the replies below ⬇️ 2204
Reposted by outdatedDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I think a lot about what I will wear to the party when he dies 712019
outdated @outdated.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I work evenings, but shave early in the day. The beard barely grows and the bleeding barely stops. 000
Reposted by outdatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Going to market myself as a LLM specializing in podcast hosting 5361
Reposted by outdatedBirdDroneOne @birddroneone.bsky.social · 27/03/2026In case you didn’t notice: it’s fully backgroundable on iOS. It’ll happily keep playing after you switch away from your web browser. 0192
Reposted by outdatedFree-Pouring Sheep Farmer @woolybullybugger.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Radio Garden is a brilliant window to the world, and, for a free service, it has a terrific interface. It's everything that is (or was once) good about the internet. 0243
Reposted by outdatedJAStrait @jastrait.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Leading up to Y2K you hadn’t lived unless you drove a lonely highway listening to Art Bell. 1223
Reposted by outdatedAndyC @andyc300.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Ah. I remember the old days. Driving across Iowa at 3 am turning on AM radio to let Art Bell and some of the crazy late night fire n brimstone preachers keep you awake via their stupid insanity. 2303