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elaine!

@ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social
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|| She/her, 29.|| Your patron saint of overcaffeination. My family's from Beausoleil FN; I'm Ottawa Valley trash. Fibro and FND, poetry, blunt-force enthusiasm. Zines, etc: thecryptidfiddle.square.site/shop/o…

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
[of me finding an Alive Growing Plant in my kitchen sink draining] "That's like A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (derogatory)" — @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
AW I'M SORRY I IGNORED THIS FOR A MONTH, always happy to help!!!!
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
henry with some fishanother fish for henrywhat a peachking
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Man Door Hannah Hook Car Door @spectrumstungun.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
2/2
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Man Door Hannah Hook Car Door @spectrumstungun.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🥺🥺🥺🥺
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Soon to be available on my very own site as well!
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
YES. YES!!!
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
you are grotesque and will never again feel joy
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Jamie O’Neil-part owner of Canada @jamieoneil.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Please post this, or rt it. It’s important
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The amount of things I have learned today is setting a very unsustainable standard.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
oh my god I searched "cage" hoping to quickly understand what was going on with the. ah. the newest human rights violation. and while you expect to see a certain amount of genitals in your week as a matter of course. I. whew. oops. oh no.
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Pierre with his slogan podium saying park that car drop that phone
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/03/2025
Me in the national security team group chat
"The Telephone Hour" from Bye Bye Birdie
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Adding a journalist to a top secret government group chat about dropping bombs *IS* the kind of thing people who aren’t super politically literate can understand and find shocking/notable/disqualifying. Dems should seize on this and never ever let it go. I hope to hear about it in a decade
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jeffrey Goldberg discovering he’s been invited to the Trump admin war planning chat (2025, artist’s recreation)
Brad Pitt holding a CD of classified info from Burn After Reading
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If you saw someone being cornered on public transit, would you know how to help? If you witnessed someone being harassed at a coffee shop, you would know to safely de-escalate? Join me April 8 @ 3pm EST for a FREE webinar on effective bystander intervention! Open to anyone anywhere aged 12+
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Welcome! You are invited to join a webinar: Stand Up! for International Anti-Street Harassment Week!. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the webinar.
It starts by taking action right now. Join us for a one-hour, interactive, virtual training to learn how to intervene when you see harassment happening. We’ll talk about what harassment looks like — f...
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Casey Plett @caseyplett.com · 04/02/2025
Wrote about some of the bad stuff for the @thestar.com this weekend. Thanks so much for asking me to do this @debdundas.bsky.social. Look out for each other, friends, it's raining out there.
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St. Marlowe Lune 🌙 @marlowelune.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Go with tenderness and curiosity, as their friend and loved one, but be unequivocally firm in your love for trans people. You have the chance to reach people we simply cannot reach. The people who are ignorant are the ones who don’t know any trans folks — but they know *you.*
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St. Marlowe Lune 🌙 @marlowelune.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If you’re cis & you want trans folks to know they’re valid and cared for, here’s a tip: Don’t say it to a trans person. Go talk to a cis person. Talk to your dad. Your coworker. Your friends. Ask if they know whats going on. Ask if they have uncertainties when it comes to the ~trans issue.~
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I am currently a) taking part in a research-creation study for FND patients where I get to do graphic memoir, b) still fighting w/ myself to get my chapbook sales site up and running, and c) working on a new, hopefully full-length poetry collection called "Death of Birds and Vice Versa"
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It legitimately sucks losing what used to be a good and useful community, even though it stopped being good and useful so long ago at this point.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Why are all these outlets earnestly using the "O" to let Musk enjoy "DOGE" being pronounceable when they could just call it DGE? I know there's precedent with POTUS, etc., but like...we say DND here, not DOND. Seems like this would have been an easy thing to deny the guy.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
hitting myself with the Domesticity Stick until I settle down (in a cool way, not in a tradwife way)
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I am back home in Ottawa once more and I am stockin' up on fresh library books tomorrow. Trying to exist in my own community despite the profound allure of just hopping from city to city for months and never staying in one place long enough to Deal With anything.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
god I don't want to do this provincial election. I reeeeally don't want to do this provincial election.
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My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This is the real Doug Ford. Right here. Caught saying this earlier today "Election day, was I happy this guy won? One hundred per cent I was," Ford said. "But then the guy pulled out the knife and f--king yanked it into us." #OnPoli
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Ford seen on video saying he was '100% happy' Trump won U.S. election — until tariff threat | CBC News
PC Leader Doug Ford was captured on video after a news conference Monday saying he was happy that President Donald Trump had won the most recent U.S. election — that is until Trump responded with tari...
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Let's say it this way: If telling the truth is DIRECTLY going to cause harm to someone who doesn't deserve it, fucking *LIE*, bitch. No sir, I didn't see the poor as hell family mother sneak away with baby formula from the grocery store. No officer, I don't know where those protesters went.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
DAMMIT VIV
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
People says stuff like "Man versus nature" or "Man versus society" or whatever, but the actual foundational stories are "teenagers solve crime with a dog" and "giant turtles do karate on a rhinoceros man" &c
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lifeplusone.bsky.social @lifeplusone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Keep your friends close, and your garlic potatoes closer.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
god, it sucks how much lex sucks. I keep telling myself maybe this time it won't. but then it always does!
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm in Toronto for a couple days, and *some* of the stations have bathrooms, but it's a long way from ideal (and even further off if you need the elevator-accessible ones 🙃).
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yeah, it was a guy very much on drugs to the extent that I was getting worried about his wellbeing/whether my expired naloxone would work if he was not okay, so it was a bit of a relief when I realized why he was fully doubled over, honestly.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
amen
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
(I actually did have a magical prom night. I wore a cranberry taffeta dress, fed a carrot to a deer, got shitfaced in a casino bar and sang "baba o'reilly" with my friends in a cable car. but the piss endures.)
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I HAVE seen a guy piss on a BUS before! But that was a chartered school bus. And it was into an empty beer bottle. Prom truly is a magical night for firsts.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Thank you 🙏 Time--and by time I mean piss--comes for us all.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
big day for me (first time seeing someone literally piss on the subway)
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
AGREE ACROSS THE BOARD, man oh man.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Horrifically in line with that "thirteen-year-old man" shit. It's awful watching the same playbook used, no matter where.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
there is an adorable chinese (?)-speaking toddler on this train and he said "xie xie, baba!" and I was so fuckin pumped. unreasonably proud of myself for understanding it. no subtitles. I could never have done that if it were a British toddler.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
saying this to myself as a daily affirmation...soup IS so forgiving.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
... if you are interested in giving a PowerPoint presentation about this over zoom I know of an entire birthday party's worth of terminally online people who would welcome this message (and a few who desperately need to hear it lmao)
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Look up "chili neigbour discourse" for the whole saga. It's pretty much as dumb as you're imagining.
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
justin trudeau decides to skip regular pap send tweet
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elaine! @ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
they should invent a jobs website that doesn't make you want to feed yourself into a woodchipper!! goddamn!
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