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Bergamot Jones

@bergamohjones.bsky.social
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Making #art #scifi and #problems. Bluesky's no. 1 love advice column. 40ish. Ottawa. Icon by me.

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 5h
Daury "Bone Figure" Baez, a member of the Boston Tekken scene, has been detained by ICE. Please donate and share if you can to help raise funds for his legal fees.
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Donate to Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained, organized by Brianna Nil
Hello. This is an emergency fund coming from Boston Tekken … Brianna Nil needs your support for Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained
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ZephyFoxy @zephyfoxy.art · 2h
Misleading. The emails that were compromised were that of people with accounts on DoubleCounter or Doogle. DISCORD WAS NOT HACKED. NO DATA from Discord was leaked. If you did not have an account with DoubleCounter or Doogle, you are not affected.
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autumn rain @slitherpunk.bsky.social · 6h
the exact perfect thing you want to see after the company demanded more of your personal information
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 3h
There's never been a better name for a gritty cyberpunk protagonist than Leggy Starlets
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 8h
Increasingly convinced I will need to P.O.N.F.O. to get rid of the fruit fly infestation in my apartment.
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 8h
Increasingly convinced I will need to P.O.N.F.O. to get rid of the fruit fly infestation in my apartment.
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Frankenstein's Mons Pubis 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏴‍☠️ @samanthaduke.bsky.social · 11h
coming up on this album's 2nd birthday 😃✨️
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 9h
Is there an Omegaverse mod for the Sims 4?
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Breasting boobily home on public transit
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
new gay skin just dropped
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Robot girl who installed a turbocharger on herself
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saruman is kind of bimbo Gandalf
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know the historical and sociological reasons for monasteries, nunnies, convents etc, but it's very funny to think that worldwide and throughout history religions have gone "You know what's keeping people from achieving our higher purpose and attaining enlightenment? All this HETEROSEXUAL SEX"
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 17/03/2026
Doctor Claw from Inspector Gadget with his cat. The cat has a speech bubble pointed to the quoted post.
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know I tried to explain Magic: the Gathering to Ray Bradbury while he patiently listened once when I was like nine or ten? That's right: Ray Bradbury was at least dimly aware of Magic: the Gathering
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made the mistake of looking up Beatles lyrics and I am unfortunately coming around to Cameron's opinion of them. This shit incoherent
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are three reasons to have a comms person instead of letting the CEO of your social media platform post on it: 1. Comms professionals are skilled workers and CEOs aren't 2. Way easier to fire than the CEO if they have a crashout 3. Posting is an activity deleterious to the human spirit
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greetings, pilot candidates. Are you up?
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Blyre Cpanx @blyrecpanx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Art Display Reveal!! A big thank you to Fraichearts Collective for including me in the space! ❤️ My artwork will be on display and available for purchase all month!! (October 2026) Stop by and check it out! 🤩 #lasvegasartist #vegasartist #lasvegasartscene #lasvegasartsdistrict #vegasartsdistrict
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good day, friends. May your penis be inverted today, unless for some reason you don't want that
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Sic transit, Gloria Mundi" me directing my pet lobbyist (Italian) to attack intra-urban mass transportation
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Knest @knest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Furries should position their fursuits in their homes like Japanese armor, waiting in the corner ready to stand up and do battle.
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't get how studio producers could have trouble understanding the story of The Muppet Show. Isn't it about the biblical Fall?
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zenithflare.bsky.social @zenithflare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wip naked apron Recon #MarathonTheGame #Blender3D
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Dethklaw Miniatures @dethklawminiatures.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's time to run! #mech #miniature #plasticity #blender
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🖤 Amber 🕸️ Ottawa~ @mentallyillgoth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT'S LOCTOBER. AND GOTH CHRISTMAS(Halloween month) !!! How will you make sure I feel spoiled this month? There are many goodies for you to consider gifting Me, so make sure it happens! No excuses! This is My month and I want to feel it 🖤 throne.com/mentallyillgoth/wishlist
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jenny Holzer who? I have The Instructions of Shuruppak..... "You should not work using only your eyes; you will not multiply your possessions using only your mouth."
The Instructions of Shuruppak is an ancient Sumerian wisdom text from Mesopotamia. Dating back to around 2600 BCE, it is considered one of the oldest surviving pieces of literature in human history. Written as a father's advice, the text frames a legendary ruler advising his son on morality, society, and daily survival. It is a clay tablet, in fragments, written in cuneiform
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 01/10/2026
Think SMB3 needed more lesbians with fox ears? Kitsune Tails is 35% off: kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails Or help our queer studio survive the year by getting all our games bundled for $17.99 on itch (itch.io/s/202703/kit...) or $18.75 on Steam (store.steampowered.com/bundle/15673...) Bundled games 👇
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s with this black horizontal bar a pixel wide that cuts in half a bunch of images? Is this some sort of rendering error? [look closer][it’s a perfectly horizontal hair] a,
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The Skeleton Dan @strangerdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lord God told the man, “You can use any of the containers in the garden, but you must never open the space dumpster. If you were to open it, you would surely die.”
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you think about it, Power Rangers is about the Biblical Fall
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stanisław Masłowski's Hierarchisław of Needski
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Sanat Tarihi @sanatintarihi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stanisław Masłowski - Moonrise 1884 (National Museum in Kraków)
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: wow, _____ has been posting a lot [not realizing that I accidentally started browsing their profile instead of my main feed]
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Arwen planks her way through leaving every single friend, family member and acquaintance and gives up eternal life in Elf Heaven for her Human boyfriend and he lays down and wills himself to death when he finds his first grey hair, like a month later. I would feel a little cheated if I was Arwen.
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fan theory: Valinor eroded away millennia ago, but elves keep sailing out to the empty sea where it was because they have an intense homing instinct
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam got a no-hit perfect Dark Souls run on his first try. He wasn't even trying to dodge he just naturally tries to stay out of other people's way
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What killed the Witch-King of Angmar wasn't the sword in his face, it was the shock and horror of seeing a woman wear pants
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Theoden complaining "Why should I help Gondor? They didn't help Rohan!" is so annoying if you remember the scene in the last movie where he said "I'm not calling for help, I have rejection-sensitive dysphoria"
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peter Jackson gives Arwen an arc where she briefly gives up on Aragorn (weak), but he completely misses the juicy part of the Aragorn/Arwen romance: Elrond told Strider "You can marry my daughter... when Sauron is destroyed and you are crowned as king of Middle Earth" and between them THEY DO IT
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The stupidest thing about billionaires is that they don't actually spend that money on anything fun or interesting. Anything worth having costs less than a million dollars. It's just a pissing contest about whose number is bigger to those assholes. Theirs is a greed beyond ambition, desire, vanity.
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Daniil @daniilosv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I dug out my pencils and did something
The watercolour drawing of a person in shibari with flowers between ropes and petals flying around
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spaghetti with a Chance of Meatballs is, if you pare it down to essentials, a film about the biblical Fall of humanity
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DopeLenny ‼️Commissions Open 6/??‼️ @dopelenny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cynthia Pokemon dressed up as Apoco from Unbeatable Never played Unbeatable but one look at Apoco and I understood Commission for @cardinalarts.bsky.social, thanks for the support!
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