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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if i keep tweeting about being ugly someone might show up and say im wrong like it hasn't happened yet but what else am i gonna do with my time

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what are you supposed to do when you've been in love with someone for like.......... 8 years

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the middle of september is not halloween

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen god i love bluesky

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

everyone keeps telling me "oh don't worry if your friends don't respond people just have different lives" but like how long after sending messages should i just assume they don't want to talk to me? im not gonna keep sending messages to someone who clearly doesn't want to respond

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

my biggest flaw is 100% my desperate need for attention i would definitely be more generally liked if i could learn to shut the fuck up once in a while

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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hi friends, this month has been beating my ass and it's only the 5th. I really need some help getting my bills paid cuz I had some emergency medical bills at the start of the month with no end in sight 💀💀 if you can help me out I'd be much obliged Ppal: iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME

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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

sorry but none of those "don't you feel old now???" posts will ever hit as hard as realising that griffin mcelroy is turning 40

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 09/07/2026

DO NO HARM ON GDQ!!!!!!!!!!

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

i think @stguac.bsky.social would probably really enjoy the amazing digital circus as long as he steered clear of all the discourse

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

blue life singular, they're talking about sonic

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

"Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses." One star out of five.

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

no, toxic yuri is when you bite me, when i bite you it's venomous yuri

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

it's been so long since i've been in a serious relationship but god having a partner who loves sending selfies is one of the best feelings in the scope of human experience

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

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Failed Kirby Experiment @ouijae.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

there's nothing more depressing than when you know someone who deserves romance and the best they've ever gotten was a mediocre dude that mostly just wanted sex

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