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The Portrait of Dorian Gay

@bogmouth.bsky.social
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bigmouth strikes again and ive got no right to take my place in the human race middle aged man btw. nothing personal kid.

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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 10h
Let myself have a bit of MD as a treat today. MD crystals look like sand.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 17h
Camped out in the living room and it was fine except my headphones just died and the beeping woke me up. and I'm still exhausted and he's still snoring loud as hell. Awesome 👍🏽😎
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 21h
I feel like throwing a tantrum, I'm so angry. I know he can't control it but I'm fucking PISSED that I'm having dog shit sleep for the seventh night in a row
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 21h
He's snoring so loud he woke me up and now I'm the living room on my uncomfortable ass couch ugh never again like I hate to say it but I don't like sleeping with him because I literally cannot sleep
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 21h
penis-shaped key unlocks the door to my study, where i study pornos
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 21h
I really adore him but he truly irritates me sometimes
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juntas provisorias @robbiezinho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pesquisa Datafoda-se pesquisa Jota Quest Pesquisa AtlasPintel Pesquisa MDma
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Ton really ruined me for other people because he's legit really good at sex and Uri isn't at all UGH 😩
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i forget you cant win
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
grilling me repeatedly over and over and over again constantly asking me the same questions so i slip up. yeah hits close to home
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i was fine and then suddenly i wasnt
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deep fried cigarette @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my disgusting desire to take a fujoshi and inject him w T
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's some local politician who lives on my street who has been spending probably hundreds of thousands to get elected. I fucking hate this guy because he's a militia freak, very dangerous fucking person
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I'm a bit of a know-it-all but it is very fucking annoying to me when you let someone know that they might be potentially hurting themselves and they take it as an insult. If I wanted to hurt you I would have let you kept doing the thing
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too many people begging me to share their MA on main rn, I just don't fucking want to
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uriel does NOT want to meet Ayrton at all 😬
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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where we once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively.
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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Miriam! @miriamburgers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ton is picking something up on Saturday which is when Uriel is coming over and he is clearly terrified he's going to walk into the house and see us having sex......like no dude I would obviously text you before
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
okay so he just said 'my coworker has ten years of the house' and i said 'ten years seniority' and HE INSISTED ON ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT HOW HE WAS RIGHT. bro that expression DOES NOT EXIST IN ENGLISH, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE IT
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he INSISTS on saying 'very' when he means 'a lot of' because 'muito' can be both, but every single time i correct him he simply DISREGARDS IT. HE DOES NOT REMEMBER THIS. EVER. I CORRECT HIM ******EVERY SINGLE TIME******
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'you have a big head cake' headache. he meant headache. every word out of his mouth is like this. he says rather as ray-ter. he doesnt use verbs at all. i dont know what to do
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'is there another company youre interested in?' 'i have interested itau' its all like this. everything he says is like this
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nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
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costco @costco.amaurot.social · 30/09/2026
PSA: this is what happens when someone gets too many blowjobs be safe out there
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hate this student so much. hes an idiot! he talks like a caveman after A DECADE OF ENGLISH. A DECADE. HE WENT TO A BILINGUAL HIGH SCHOOL.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im the most human of them all
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what i HATE is that he pretends everything is ok. no dude i dont want to pretend anymore, you broke my heart into a million pieces and you can go fucking find someone else to do this shit to and repeat the cycle a million times. i am not special to you. i am one of DOZENS of people.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nico is the creature that loves me the most
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am tired of learning lessons
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the pression
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like i just want to know WHY and i still feel like hes not giving me the full picture!! WE ALMOST ENDED THE ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP TWO DAYS AGO
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i swear i was so determined to stay away from him but hes the one who kept touching me, inviting me to lean into him on the couch. he wants the physical affection, the cuddling, but not the fucking because idfk im not the genius who came up with this stupid fucking justification
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im sad
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh my god its CRUSHING, how am i still functional? what if i have a mental breakdown soon? maybe it will happen. no one was meant to go through this much stupid self inflicted stress
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I AM SO DEPRESSED I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beating myself cuz i want to have a sexual relationship with the man im madly in love with and feelign like a rapist because hes not into me like that and meanwhile men just straight up rape other people and everythings fine. how does someone live with themselves like that
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk i dont really feel like a man at all. i am a faggot and agender, and its not cuz im trying to distance myself from manhood or whatever. its just hard to feel male when i dont relate to most men culture
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m here to interview you, can you tell my audience why testosterone makes you a better artist? Feel free to derail the conversation with a rant about minorities.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ive never really considered myself an artist until now. ironically its the 'craft' that makes me feel like an artist. im not a crafter. crochet is art. and ofc i am Male Crochet Artist which means i have more legitimacy than the women who have pioneered this field. but its about me too
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and yes im showing it to him. and this one i WILL post on my instagram. fuck it im doing a whole series
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my god pixels are so fucking finnicky and stitchfiddle only has good tools if you pay up
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im reading my journal and my god 99% of the past few months has been me wondering why he wont have sex with me
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being an artist means you can make really horrible art to get your grief out
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