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Genderless Kirby Experience

@ouijae.bsky.social
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setting this up so i'm prepared for the inevitable fall of twitter probably not gonna post much yet - i'm riley i'm 33 and i tweet just about everything that comes to mind. expect a lot of video game stuff and other goofy shit - my pronouns are they/them

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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 6h
yarrrrrr 🏴‍☠️
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 13h
might be time to trade them in for some newer models
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 13h
noooooo im gonna explode the world with my mind
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 20h
the penis of dorian gay
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mmm whatcha say...
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
praying to the adhd gods for the love of all that is holy don't let "BIDDY BLAZE, SCRIB DOON" become my new echolalia
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matara @mataramg.itch.io · 08/10/2026
BIDDY BLAAAAAAS. SCRIB DOOOOOOOON.
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's kind of the other way around though cus like i said the lore for her suit changed ages ago what's arbitrary is why they changed her suit so much in dread and then now are going back to a more organic look it's kind of arbitrary
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she's been in the process of fusing with her power suit ever since fusion really she should've looked more like this in dread
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the problem is the tv shows arent gonna make anywhere NEAR as much money as the movies did, not even close, and that is gonna make everyone at disney shit their pants so it's never gonna happen but it's the only way to capture what people like about comic books again
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if i were in charge i would just stop making movies focus on the low scale, thoughtful and weird as hell tv shows and use all of those to gradually ramp up to a big crossover event in like 10 years, like what they seemed to be trying to do before they went "aaaa this is scary bring back RDJ"
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ur literally one of my favourite people and have been for like a decade at this point
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you'll be shocked to hear this but im very in favour of turbles having a bath at any time of day
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
definitely not hygienic to use it like a dick but could give some S tier spanks
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
always nice to have you in the land of the living 🥰
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who on earth at sonic team thought this was a good idea lmao
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FOUR MODS?????
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imma make you a grilled cheese dw
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't get it like obviously it's a good thing to recycle as much as possible but how much good could possibly be done by recycling the tiniest little circle of plastic
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's so wild you'll be talking to what seems like a perfectly normal person then out of nowhere they'll be like "yeah i've been obsessed with 'i got isekai'd into the big boobs dimension' the animation is crazy"
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nobody wants to talk to meeeeee im stuck in purgatoryyyyyyyyy
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah that's a good shout, if you know of a parking lot nearby that's usually empty that can be really good for practicing maneuvers and such
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you just gotta practice! more time you spend driving it the better you'll be 🥰
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh thank goodness you're not going to go to hell anymore!
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my favorite one please
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wait i've seen you in a swimsuit idk that "small" is the word i'd use 🤔 i'll get back to you
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i've said this before but the bazongas are only a small part of why you're amazing!!! not even i could write a whole poem about someone's boobs
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is why ur my favourite
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
played the demo for trails in the sky 1st chapter and man im enjoying this combat, letting you switch from action to turn based on the fly is such a cool idea
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she literally has a name
static.klipy.com
Harley Quinn Smile
ALT: Harley Quinn Smile
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
two guys sitting on a couch playing video games, one says "what's your opinion on magical girls?" the other says "as far as i'm concerned, all girls are magical."
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's what im talking about!!!!!!!!
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i asked chatgpt to love me and it told me to come to brazil
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it looks like goanimate
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they're calling it the gayest cutscene in video game history
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/4sjhpPBUQps
youtu.be
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Mastemon (event)
YouTube video by Nijigen
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did i ever tell u about the digimon that's a fusion between angewomom and ladydevimon
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u gotta take a picture of it with you in the frame so i can be like "oh my gosh two of the natural beauties of the world in one photo"
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i keep tweeting about being ugly someone might show up and say im wrong like it hasn't happened yet but what else am i gonna do with my time
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i also can't imagine that im more surrounded by assholes than you are like i don't know that it's even comparable
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me living in a shitty place doesn't really affect how few connections i have online, that even in e-dating people just abandon me, you hate that you're only able to connect with people through the internet then how much must be wrong with me that i can't even do that lmao
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im sorry it was stupid of me to try and help you please just ignore me
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im not trying to make this about me when i know you're hurting it just sucks seeing you be so pessimistic about relationships when you've had so much more luck than i have makes it feel like im even more hopeless than i realised
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you're so convinced that you're gonna be alone forever then i don't even want to think about what's gonna happen to me you're like the most popular person i know
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Genderless Kirby Experience @ouijae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's so many horny people out there gabe
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