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Luigi de Guzman

@ouij.bsky.social
3K followers 691 following 20K posts

Professional pedant. Jeopardist. Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak. Hates: Fascism Also available at @ouij@mastodon.social Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting ouij.wordpress.com

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.
A Strong Sad plushie next to a Cambridge University Women’s Boat Club Mug with the message GDBO
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bayou Bakery's Cuban Wednesdays include pastelitos de guyaba and if you, like me, miss the taste of guavas, it's a great treat
Un pastelito de guyaba sobre la bolsita de papel en que lo vendieronEl mismo pastelito, faltando una mordita
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My feed just got super weird thx
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
Still of Digger the Mole (from Shirt Tales cartoon) wearing a shirt marked NERDS
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The timeline is Art
Adam Serwer posts about his orange cat. Brendel posts a screenshot of someone asking what the cat from Garfield was called.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It turns out someone actually HAS done some academic writing on the unbearable whiteness of most bicycle advocacy (a thing that has bothered me for a while): "Bike Lanes are White Lanes: Bicycle Advocacy and Urban Planning" (Melody L. Hoffmann, Univ. of Nebraska Press)
Bike Lanes are White Lanes: Bicycle Advocacy and Urban Planning (Melody L. Hoffmann, Univ. of Nebraska Press)
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, rays
Malaysia: “Selamat pagi” (good morning)
Singapore: “Selamat pagi” (good morning)
Indonesia: “Selamat pagi” (good morning)
Philippines: “Salamat pagi” (thank you, stingray)
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blue line metro ads never beating the Skynet allegations
DC metro concourse (Crystal City Station). An advertising banner reads “MACHINE GREATNESS”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
Screenshot of Sid Meier’s Civilization (1991) on MS-DOS
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s pretty nice out today
Sailboats on the Anacostia River, with the Douglass Bridge in the background
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally got my Library of Congress card reissued.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least the ghosts can watch the game.
184 flag draped seats in the left field grandstand
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He's our closer"
Write a horror story using only 3 words
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We really needed this Spain
Portrait of Philip II of Spain
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We really needed this train
Amtrak Siemens Airo locomotive 70003 in Phase VII red white and blue livery
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nightmare fuel. I booted into this and was overwhelmed by a crowd of zombie poasters
screenshot of a "VR" implementation of Bluesky. Stick figures with heads whose faces are profile pictures rush towards you. Their latest post hovers over them like a speech bubble. You hear a cacophony of posts.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Another example of when Latin may not be the best idea
FB marketplace ad: “Sofa cum bed”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The timeline is Art, uncorrupted by the Algo
Top Post: Raffi Melkonian reposts a story about an 8th Circuit case concerning an apprentice mortitcian sentenced to 15 years for selling body parts and using fake baby ashes.
Second post: The Guardian posts a photo of a shaggy monster: "Meet the magical creatures inspired by shamanism, folklore...and an old Ikea bag."
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you had told me, the rare NoVA Filipino kid in the 90s, that one day there would be trendy iced buko pandan lattes in Dupont I would have never believed you
Iced buko pandan latte at Morena cafe, 17th street NW
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It is kind of surprising how easy it is to grab a bikeshare after a Nats game? I might have to do this more. Snagged a bike to Cap South then was able to catch the 50th Anniversary of Metro train!
WMATA train in special 50th anniversary livery
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Disaster. I wanted to get an ice cream sandwich at Captain Cookie and they’re GONE.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The European mind cannot comprehend
Pump dispenser for ranch
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a lineup of Guys
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The dream of the 90s is alive
Yellow Gshock GW6900A
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Daguerreotype of Ada Lovelace taken 1843. She is generally thought to be the first computer programmer for her work with Babbage’s Analytical Engine
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Meanwhile in DC we get ads telling us the killer drone company is NYSE listed
Metro ad for the AEVEX “Disruptor” military drone reminding us that the company is NYSE listed
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nice BSOD at Courthouse @wmata.com
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The face of creeping Sharia in Central London
Paul Swaddle, leader of Westminster council. Conservative Party. Bespectacled round-faced balding white man.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can we note that it’s the elected mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, famously a practicing Muslim, who is fighting the Westminster Council, led by a man named Paul Swaddle who looks like this
Paul Swaddle, Leader of the Westminster City Council in Greater London. Conservative Party member. Bespectacled round-faced, mostly bald White man.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The timeline as art
FIRST POST: “how do you all have so many opinions”
SECOND POST: “absolute weirdos (not the good kind)”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ah yes, showing up to the fancy dinner to be seen with the president, clearly a challenge
CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins on the red carpet of the 2026 White House Correspondents Dinner, definitely not complicit
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m not usually a Church Militant guy but
Pope Leo XIV standing in the aisle of an airplane, carrying a baseball bat in his right hand.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album cover: Manic Street Preachers, “This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album Cover: Radiohead, “OK Computer”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album cover: Fugees, “The Score”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album cover: “3 Years, 5 months and 2 days in the life of…” (Arrested Development)
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
NOT NOW DUOLINGO
Duolingo: “Spain vs. Argentina? I’m rooting for you to do a lesson!”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The person responsible for the panicked announcement that Fallout and Elder Scrolls games are being worked on right now looks like this:
XBox CEO Asha Sharma
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Engraving of Black men elected to Congress during Reconstruction
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same energy
Grand Moff Tarkin scoffs: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Astronaut, drifting in space, looking at Earth: “wait it’s all Ohio?”
Second astronaut, behind the first, aiming a pistol at the back of the first astronaut’s head : “always has been.”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Timeline is art.
Bsky timeline: top post: “a local AI zealot claims he can organise a large and random group of volunteers using his plagiarism machine”, with a GIF of the Simpsons pointing and laughing. Homer Simpson’s index finger points down to the Lower post, an unrelated post showing a clip of Cmdr. Data leaning over and falling.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guys. What are we even doing here
Fox Sports post on YouTube showing AI-generated image of Flo Balogun, Weston McKinnie, & Christian Pulisic sitting on the Golden Gate Bridge as a bald eagle wearing an Uncle Sam top hat and USMNT jersey soars overhead. 

A commenter writes “this AI is as bad as the red card”
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not an accident that one of the extremely pro-Brexit tabloids (the Daily Express) has a crusader on the masthead
Screenshot of the Daily Express (UK) showing the crusader image on its masthead
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Así se vive el mundial
My entire timeline singing goooooool with as Mexico go 1-0 up on Ecuador
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The sports app!
My entire timeline loses its mind as Morocco equalizes
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Never mind that one of the guys that missed was the most stereotypically German footballer of all time
Nick Woltenmade, number 11 for Germany. Tall, mop of blonde hair, questionable mustache and goatee. Looks like he could have played for *West* Germany in the 1980s
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Sports App
My entire timeline reacts to Brazil’s second goal over Japan
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
lol the sports app this place rules
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Christian Pulisic is Hayden Christiansen as Anakin Skywalker. He is powered by rage
Kermit sipping tea: PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
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