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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Share a great female villain.
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a woman in a black dress stands in a cemetery
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You'll be visited by three spirits.
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three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest.
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a man with blonde hair is holding a cell phone in his hands .
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Drop something yellow
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Spy Fi @spy-fi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Drop something YELLOW 🚖🍌🌻💛
Star Trek Work Bee.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging ...
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Share an awesome 70s movie!
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a man in a white shirt and black pants is walking down the street and says attica ! attica !
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Drop something red
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a man in a hat is driving a car with the words centauri 's the name below him
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Spy Fi @spy-fi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Drop something RED 🎸🍷🖤💃🏼👠👹
Battlestar Galactica.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...
The Onion: How to Join ICESTEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I love this image.
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

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I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Shout out to Prop 50 and not becoming a dictatorship and whatnot.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away theonion.com/fearful-americans-stoc…
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It's sad 'cause my niece named her daughter Antifa in 2002, and now folks think it's a political thing and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot!
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
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a blurry picture of a woman screaming with the words come on artax below her
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2025
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/09/2025
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Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Post some product placement!
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a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Latest news! North Carolina Reps. joined together to propose a bipartisan resolution for continued Red Wolf repopulation and recovery effort support, including building wildlife corridors. With only 18 known Red Wolves left in the wild, every step forward is vital. Read more: 🔗 bit.ly/4mDSqZC
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I hope James Gunn uses this freak at some point:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2025
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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a bald man is talking into a microphone while wearing a black shirt .
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
#BookSky
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Post a kick-ass woman
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Finished your work early? Grab a sword and clean out the giant rats in the basement. If you have time to rest, you have time to quest!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I used to think of vice signaling as a minor point about political communication. now I wonder if we need to develop it as a core aspect of political theory, at least as far as the Americas are concerned
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/07/2025
Trump calls for deporting US citizens: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 01/07/2025
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
McGovern: Listen to this quote from Murkowski who just caved and voted for this. "My hope is that the house is going to look at this and recognize we are not there yet."  If you really believe that, why the hell did you vote for the bill?
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Annie💙&Joe💛 @annieandjoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Comic by Hartley Lin #NoKings
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 23/06/2025
Lawrence Wright follows the spiritual journey of the women condemned to Texas’s death row—and the nuns who minister to them.
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The Nuns Trying to Save the Women on Texas’s Death Row
Sisters from a convent outside Waco have repeatedly visited the prisoners—and even made them affiliates of their order. The story of a powerful spiritual alliance.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…” A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2025
Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz
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Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz
WASHINGTON—Reaching out to the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings as they recovered from their numerous gunshot wounds, President Donald Trump reportedly called Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffma...
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