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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Just a Saturday night for me.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Alice Cooper had a great 70s he was neighbors with Groucho and Groucho was a night owl so Alice would just come over and watch tv with him late and night and when John Lennon had his lost weekend Alice would hang out with him and a Harry Nilsson and Mickey Dolenz and cruise from club to club.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Share a great female villain.
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a woman in a black dress stands in a cemetery
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Does he know what he just did?! He knows doctor. He knows.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You'll be visited by three spirits.
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three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Squidling
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a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in a classroom .
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Geez senator then maybe you shouldn't have voted for his confirmation in the first place?
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest.
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a man with blonde hair is holding a cell phone in his hands .
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Temu better get that gold covered Temu Brand peace prize to the White House pronto.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Same, I literally bought readers over thanksgiving
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Fuck off! I'm full!
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
: A large deposit of diamonds on the surface. Perhaps the hardest substance known An incredible fortune in stones yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser, or a good solid club.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
No.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Actually I saw several clips of his toadies saying that's exactly what he meant and dems should be executed.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Guess that wasn't testing as well as they thought.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
These are the guys failing open note tests.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
OMG cancel culture at it again! /s
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
10 hours a day is a violation of labor law in China? China has better labor laws than the U.S.?
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The insurance companies liked this!
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Drake's equation which estimates number of civilizations in the galaxy estimates that we are probably early arrivals to civilization based on our stars age and composition.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The great filter.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
There is a great book called Centauri Dreams. It is about the massive cost and technological difficulties to send just a space probe to our closest neighbor Alpha Centauri. Once you understand how hard it would be, it makes interstellar travel of humans just fantasy.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I suspect that the fact it basically eliminated my need to drink alcohol is the driving force behind the ban.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You can tell me what to Spin Doctors!
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The right really thinks the sombrero on Jeffries was some stroke of genius. The Babylon Bee still references the sombrero all the time.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is a great argument I really think Trump and the republicans should throw their full weight behind this. It's a winning message. /s
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Wow, she dug up the ephebolia debate point from the early internet.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Fox News is about to tell us pedophilia is A-ok.👌
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
They'll have to do this again in a month or two, a dem rep that died earlier this year out of Houston will have a Dem replacement soon
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I knew he was a mission to Moscow guy
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Please, I would like to subscribe to Garry Marshall facts.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We need to go back to magic lantern shows!
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. -Douglas Adams.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is so weirdly off brand for Lou.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Pumpkin Rollers by Elmer Kelton
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I listened to an interview with the guy that wrote the Transformers Movie. He was told to kill Optimus. He told them it was a bad idea and that they'd be bringing Optimus back in a year. He was right on both accounts.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I mean the guy has a popemobile, what other qualifications are there to be a superhero.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Honestly they should chuck a hot dog and that question could be settled.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I can't believe Stephen Miller has more of conscience than Trump.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Drop something yellow
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Spy Fi @spy-fi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Drop something YELLOW 🚖🍌🌻💛
Star Trek Work Bee.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging ...
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Kindness+* *kindness+ still includes ads to serve our customers better.
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Ottobots Assemble! @ottobotsassemble.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Share an awesome 70s movie!
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a man in a white shirt and black pants is walking down the street and says attica ! attica !
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