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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 3h

Weird Al I have some ideas, text me. If anyone knows Weird Al could you ask him to text me

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 18h

I'm like a sort of guy on the computer

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm not super precious about the fire emblem series and haven't really played one for long since the GBA but I'm playing the new one in little chunks before bed and liking it. I have one coworker who is a psycho about these games and is threatening to make me like it less

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Music history fact: the hit Taylor Swift song "22" was written about how she was feeling 22

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me and my dog are tearing through a pack of salami if you want to come over. There might be a couple of slices of salami left by the time you get here but you should probably bring some of your own honestly

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pain is just hurt entering the body

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[listening to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac with a woman I'm trying to impress] I'm also getting older too

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can enhance your experience on my page by signing up for Frightshark+

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bought a big thing of paper towels and the lady ringing me up said "oh you're planning on making a big mess aren't you?" With a big grin I replied "yes every day!"

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wishing a safe and happy autumn to all of my opps, haters, and those who would wish me harm. I may not inspire joy in your life but I hope you have something that does

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hope there's a computer you can get on after you die

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not like other sports stadium organ players... You see... I like to play songs that people might find, quite quirky

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Headbutting my neighbor in the chest, killing him instantly

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is pretty funny watching Pat McAfee pull a Rob Dyrdek on ESPN

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would like to see all liberty mutual insurance mascots roasted on a big spike

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Uhhhh Seahawks???? Don't embarrass me in front of my family who are all Commanders fans

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I found this in the back of a drawer earlier while looking for something, I wonder what past me put on this

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love to hear my coworker say "just book the trip, you won't regret it" when talking about taking his third international vacation in a year because he doesn't have any bills or debts thanks to his parents

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Teenagers have been breaking into cars in my area supposedly looking for guns according to one arrest, I don't have a gun in my car but they stole the anti-diarrheal medicine I had in my door which I suppose is the next best thing

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At the very end of the new footage in Avengers Endgame there is a shot of Jon Favreau's spread ass and also his ball sack. I wonder how they'll wrap that story up in Doomsday

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Unfortunately all the dopamine my brain was able to make was spent when I had tweets about pokemon go viral in the mid 2010s. That's why none of my relationships have lasted in my 30s

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Only one question, your honor. What you sippin on playboy?

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When something goes without saying, that's so money

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you need something from someone you say pretty please. If you really need something from someone you say ugly please

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love Al Michaels getting so excited and giddy at every new shitty AI generated graphic they throw up on Thursday Night Football. He's the exact guy people who make AI graphics are targeting

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I flew too close to the sun and it started trying to suck me off

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh you're packing extra changes of clothes for your trip? That's cute, you think you have anxiety. Well I'm packing a loaded gun

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm so medieval that this is just a Normal Times to me

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Grocery stores do not use their vertical space efficiently enough. There's so much room up there for you to put extra groceries. Like the high up ones

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am in "Boone North Carolina," I just saw an "AppalCart" bus almost run over a crossing pedestrian while trying to make an illegal left turn. I love college

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's important to live a little sometimes. Get some shampoo that has phthalates in it

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They did not teach us about cheese in bed when we were in grade school. I would have been way more excited about life if I knew about cheese in bed

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Meet me on the second floor of the Wendy's. We've much to discuss.

A Wendy's restaurant that has a second floor for some reason

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm currently in Horneytown, North Carolina if anyone needs anything

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am employing a new thing against my conservative family members who use AI where I call it "Gay I." We'll see what this does to their psyches

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The saddest thing in the world is looking up a football player on social media to find quicker updates about an injury and seeing nothing but people posting at fanduel asking for refunds because the player is hurt

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every now and then I'm able to home in on a group of fans of some random thing and make them so mad on social media that I don't hear the end of it for like 3 days. For the past week or so it's Smosh fans on tiktok

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's real bad, doc, I'm all shitted up... You gotta fix me doc

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the grocery store picking up some bullshit

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Thinking of writing a song about how Billie Jean is not my lover. Seems like an untapped market

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yeah,,, I'm thinking it's a lake day

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Fright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In the future, we all be pissin and shittin

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