Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 7hThis is primarily directed at myself but also, again, pretty much every NYT columnist 0151
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 7hI have no issues with Gillis and I get he’s probably a relatively easy host since he’s a comedian and was attached to the show, but it’s weird to me that he’s hosted so often. 010
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 7h“People don’t —- anymore!” They do, they just don’t invite you. 3487
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 7hMaybe society isn’t falling apart. Maybe you’re just an off-putting weirdo. 4479
Reposted by Austin GilkesonMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 7hMost people are incentivized towards competence as a means of improving their material conditions, but the wealthy aren't. Their incentives are entirely emotional: status preservation, positional dominance, alleviating boredom, etc. It's no surprise they typically regress into spoiled children. 832976
Reposted by Austin GilkesonRay Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred. 6288411689
Reposted by Austin GilkesonMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 4879671468
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12hYouTube recently gave me a pro-Talarico ad followed by an anti-Hinojosa ad. It’s wild. 110
Reposted by Austin Gilkeson🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/10/2026no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt 282095459
Reposted by Austin Gilkesonelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comIt's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both SidesALT: It's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both Sides 011019
Reposted by Austin Gilkesonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18h Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4679351536
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I admire adventurers but am glad my brain does not require, like, somersaulting across the Sahara to experience Meaning and Fulfillment. 0130
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A follow a few adventurers on Instagram and recently read INTO THE WILD and am just very thankful that I can feel very fulfilled and alive from teaching, writing, normie traveling, and being with my family. 1180
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Silmarillion kind of codified the lore and world building, but LOTR has lots of echoes of all these other schemes and ideas Tolkien played with and used. 020
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My read is he’s the spirit of that land and so the Ring has the same effect on him that it would on a plot of dirt: none whatsoever in both good and bad ways. 140
Reposted by Austin GilkesonMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This week I’ve been on the road across eight states, plus DC, and the one thing that unites us all across this vast and fractured nation—red states and blue states, rural areas and big cities—is the 12-foot Home Depot Halloween skeleton. 941430
Reposted by Austin GilkesonShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump is the ultimate proof of concept of my life rule about self respect- never associate with someone who has none because someone who cannot have any respect for themselves is incapable of having respect for anyone else, including you 646857
Reposted by Austin GilkesonAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4771211683
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comSickos Haha YesALT: Sickos Haha Yes 010
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Regimes that rely on public executions eventually become the victims of them. 060
Reposted by Austin GilkesonKelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nothing enrages an evil man more than the sight of people doing good. Nothing makes him more furious than the realization that deep down, we aren't all like him. That we find his thoughts abhorrent, his beliefs foul, and his soul festering and corrupt. 010223
Reposted by Austin GilkesonThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Damn. What an icon. RIPnews.mit.eduMargaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90. 51342325
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We do need AI for exercise. A robot does a lot of exercises and I then lose weight and am healthier without any effort myself. 050
Reposted by Austin GilkesonDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 7070131918
Reposted by Austin GilkesonNatalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Education should be about exploration,” the letter reads. “We want to go to school to connect with people, discover things, and learn....We can’t now, because of the rigidity of the new lesson plans and rules makes it almost impossible to explore new ideas...”star-telegram.comHundreds of Fort Worth ISD students sign petition against scripted lessonsA student-written petition has been signed by more than 900 Fort Worth ISD students as of Tuesday morning. 813738
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also yes we concentrate more on the fundamentals of literary analysis than literary criticism because you have to be able to do the former to do the latter. It’s called pedagogy. 180
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was an English major and attended a college with a reputation for rigor and it wasn’t until my junior year that I had English classes as demanding and insightful as I had in high school. 170
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another day another social media post from a college English professor saying “here’s what they don’t teach you about literature in high school” and then listing a bunch of stuff that is, in fact, part of the standard high school curriculum in most schools. 2260
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good to know 😂. I’m excited for the show. Pugh is so damn good in everything. 010
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Haven’t watched EAST OF EDEN yet but as a lover of the book: Book Cathy is an irredeemable monster BUT I think adaptations are well within their rights to tweak or even reimagine a character as long as they know what they’re doing. 110
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes I’ve noticed female colleagues will use Mrs even when still fairly young and single. It’s a boundaries thing. An easy shorthand to remind students we’re friendly but not friends. 130
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ll have you know little Charizard Gilkeson was named after his great-grandfather. 130
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This worked out so well for Germany last time! 47820
Reposted by Austin GilkesonAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf. 1152073127
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s literally a shot of someone ripping a Missing Persons poster down. 030
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Finally saw a Paxton ad and the tagline is “when Missing posters go up, Ken Paxton immediately takes them down!” which is absolutely hilarious. Terrible messaging. 1191
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Her win wouldn’t surprise me: she’s a really strong candidate and has run a really strong campaign. Plus Abbott’s an economy guy at heart and when the economy sucks, well. 140
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hinojosa winning would be seismic here in Texas. 251
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 Can’t believe the movie ends with Bjork being executed 050
Reposted by Austin GilkesonThe Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...youtu.beBOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funeralsYouTube video by MS NOW 17123781131