osully @osully.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When my team wins, I listen Sunday. When they lose a close game, I cannot listen to After Dark until two Sundays later. However, after an embarrassing home loss to a MAC or Sun Belt team, I am logging on to Twitch that very night. G'irish. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 0211
osully @osully.bsky.social · 29/08/2026As GREGOR awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself equipped in his bed with a monstrous BURGER. 000
osully @osully.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Preordered EMO REVIVAL by @andrewdsacher.bsky.social and the review quote from @danozzi.bsky.social reminded me: I use the tote from preordering SELLOUT almost every day. But I moved apartments before my copy arrived. I’m a “tote-era only” Dan Ozzi fan, as rare as “slam poetry only” TWIABP fans 061
Reposted by osullyDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382301307
Reposted by osullyFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 100268206331
osully @osully.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Tiger, behind the wheel, hauling Martin County, FL into the red 010
osully @osully.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Anthropeum.com · Aug 4 2026 🟦🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨🟥🟦🟨 60,638 · top 73% of players today! Wake up every morning and get my ass kicked by this. Keeps me humble. 110
Reposted by osullyHistory In Videos @historyinvideos.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In honor of Friday Beers, we're dedicating this incredible vintage Hamm's ad to @normcharlatan.bsky.social today. Hamm's was killing it with their 1970s marketing campaigns, eh @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social? 88513
Reposted by osullyin the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL! 3172807711089
osully @osully.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Chekhov's Gun is obsolete, now we have Branson’s Valencia Oranges 0452
Reposted by osullyDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 15/05/2026What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise 251812427
osully @osully.bsky.social · 17/05/2026reading The Brothers Karamazov and suddenly had the narrator’s voice go full Nimziki. Thanks @secretbase.bsky.social 000
Reposted by osullyMAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI 80111382806
Reposted by osullylindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This is the longest story I have ever written. It is also the most meaningful. It will go out in The Small Bow's newsletter tomorrow. You can read it here now: www.thesmallbow.com/p/consider-t...thesmallbow.comConsider the SisterAmy Wallace has spent two decades guarding the human her brother was—against a world that prefers David Foster Wallace as a puzzle. 36662137
osully @osully.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Is the Mets’ “never coming back late” streak still going strong 100
osully @osully.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Futurama S3E2 “Parasites Lost”. (Runner-up: S4 finale “The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings” is the best *musical* episode of television) 000
osully @osully.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Very @trashfuture.bsky.social white paper I had to read today. Never thought I’d read an *economics* paper that unironically cites/defines Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. arxiv.org/pdf/2603.06630 110
Reposted by osullyClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Today’s plan is to hike New Orleans’s famous “Shia LeBeouf Trail,” which is all the dive bars with confirmed Shia sightings during Mardi Gras as he made his way east to his ultimate arrest at R Bar 1513811
osully @osully.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I cannot abide the Irish falling behind Indiana. Domers step up. First: $27.17 In honor of Cignetti’s last loss, to the state’s actual flagship university. If your uncle always cries during Rudy: we count those, tell him to get his wallet out. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social 082
osully @osully.bsky.social · 10/04/2026for those who prefer lurking to posting, this is easily the best acct on bsky 000
osully @osully.bsky.social · 01/04/2026only good April Fools day joke I’ve seen is the Team Fortress 2 wiki adding “Unionizing” to the Engineer’s skillset. 1163
Reposted by osullyDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6223531412
osully @osully.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Got my snip-snip yesterday and now I get to watch baseball all day while I recover. Perfection. 000
osully @osully.bsky.social · 23/03/2026need unreasonable amounts of mets poasting in my feed to offset everything else 000
Reposted by osullyceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it 6847751088
osully @osully.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Why is it the Pokémon Intermission and not the called the Pokémon Rest 010
