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Skully💀

@osully.bsky.social
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Mainly here for sports, poasts. He/him/any | Chicago

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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what names are Biggest? My vote is Bruce.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got dumped by a (literal) clown I’ve been seeing for a few months. Feels bad, but at least I got to text my group chat a Pagliacci joke about the breakup.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta do a full CLT Shuffle (medium difficulty, no trip to Narnia edition) soon. 34 minutes between landing and connection departs. So ~20min to deboard and hustle before doors close. Failure makes my layover last three more hours.
Map of CLT, showing a very long gap between the two gates in question
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nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is this return like when conservationists reintroduce wolves to a forest with too many deer
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
should be in Stepan Center. I wanna see a Dome Run.
Stepan Center on Notre Dame's campus. A Geodesic dome.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
missile gap rhetoric returns. rebooting Dr Strangelove, but instead of calling a drunk Soviet Premier, it's a trapped-in-cuddle-puddle, k-holed Rationalist.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
possible that the tool you used to scan the photos may have "ai enabled" features, that flagged the files as "ai enhanced." even if you did not use those features.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When my team wins, I listen Sunday. When they lose a close game, I cannot listen to After Dark until two Sundays later. However, after an embarrassing home loss to a MAC or Sun Belt team, I am logging on to Twitch that very night. G'irish. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Lead & Oakum” sounds like the name of a new PE-rollup barbershop in Avondale.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m guessing MV is supposed to be Mojave(?), but may i propose: the great State of Bakersfield.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the ashtar payoff was the hardest I’ve laughed in awhile.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As GREGOR awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself equipped in his bed with a monstrous BURGER.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Preordered EMO REVIVAL by @andrewdsacher.bsky.social and the review quote from @danozzi.bsky.social reminded me: I use the tote from preordering SELLOUT almost every day. But I moved apartments before my copy arrived. I’m a “tote-era only” Dan Ozzi fan, as rare as “slam poetry only” TWIABP fans
A black tote bag that says SELLOUT, with a white and black image of a skeleton holding a $ bag.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chicago public library stamp on a copy of Hell is a World Without You by Jason Kirk
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
love reading about candidates in peak snowbird country, as a WPB expat. “Are you the same kind of snowbird as me” causing soft intra-US bigotry between Greater Ohio and Long Island.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There and Back Again: The Critter. The Hobbit, but Critters. The goblins are replaced with small, loincloth’d humans.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bluegrass is why people think the banjo is obnoxious. Meanwhile, clawhammer old-time banjo can sound like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM4p...
youtube.com
Ola Belle Reed- "Undone In Sorrow"
YouTube video by Emily Hilliard
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Of course, it’s at BotH. Greatest place on earth.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anthropeum.com · Aug 7 2026 🟦🟩🟥🟦🟩🟩🟨🟩🟦🟦 73,217 · top 16% of players today! BANG. Killed it, despite getting ~6000pts below average on the weird dildo.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The floor plan doesn’t include those closets on the 2nd floor, for some reason. Maybe those are the missing toilets? Unfinished, and hiding behind barely more than a curtain?
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tiger, behind the wheel, hauling Martin County, FL into the red
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Anthropeum.com · Aug 5 2026 🟦🟦🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟨🟨🟦 63,739 · top 55% of players today! 14,000 km off is a new record.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anthropeum.com · Aug 4 2026 🟦🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨🟥🟦🟨 60,638 · top 73% of players today! Wake up every morning and get my ass kicked by this. Keeps me humble.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@lesmisofficial
Everyone at Les Misérables is deeply saddened by the passing of Her Majesty The Queen and we offer our sincere condolences to the Royal Family.

This tweet has been deleted, after a serious quote tweet ratio.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m still in a dream Lane Kiffen
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m still in a dream Lane Kiffen
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
becoming a retvrn guy for just this. Keep the “with your spirit” and such, purge all mention of valleys.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Vale of Tears goes way harder than the “valley of tears,” gotta get a new papal decree.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Either coaching it, or letting it happen. Good work, coach.
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History In Videos @historyinvideos.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In honor of Friday Beers, we're dedicating this incredible vintage Hamm's ad to @normcharlatan.bsky.social today. Hamm's was killing it with their 1970s marketing campaigns, eh @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social?
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
gotta keep the memory alive
Hamm’s special light bootleg hat
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
there’s another Cornell? I figured it was just a Corn joke.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A personal fav.
A series of trillballins TJ Maxx Buyer tweets
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Time for a drink
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 04/07/2026
indiana jones pausa de hidratación
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hoping this omen does not spread the bad vibes to the Fighting Irish WR room.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh shit here it comes
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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🔊 Sound On
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to boonta vista
Scooby doo spooky coaster on the Gold Coast
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Kangaroo Jack, in the a rifle sight
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wonder if we think the Egyptians “worshipped” cats for a similar reason
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
is the basement big enough for the nuke
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
AHHH so close.
81-1
Kyrie
Lebron
Giannis
KAT
Kareem
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
For all to be accomplished, for Donglord69 to feel less lonely, all that remained to hope was that on the day of his execution there should be a popping chat and that they should greet him with Pogs and Keks of execration.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'll throw in: the "F#A#∞ style" hazy mcdonald's sign.
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Skully💀 @osully.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chekhov's Gun is obsolete, now we have Branson’s Valencia Oranges
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