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Jose Luis Faker

@osaka199.bsky.social
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Computer science researcher, largely against computer research. '93 til infinity. Not actually a faker.

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Jose Luis Faker @osaka199.bsky.social · 8h
Are those the protoshades?
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🦇🎃 Boo-ana 🎃🦇 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unironically hard as fuck lmao
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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★Chakura @pasokonchakura.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im not fuckin around #digitalart #computergirl
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 31/08/2026
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 23/08/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 30/06/2026
the haunted game
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Lorzagirl @lorzagirl.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
Queridos todos: Os recuerdo que el sol se llama Lorenzo y la luna, Catalina. Cuando se acuesta Lorenzo, se levanta Catalina. Salvo hoy QUE HAN FOLLAO LO MÁS GRANDE, NI MAGDALENAS DEL SEXO CONVEXO NI HOSTIAS, MINUTO Y MEDIO PIMPÁN PIMPÁN, DÁNDOLO TODO EN LA FOLLACIÓN. #eclipse
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the past: "dont pirate that software, it might put malware on your computer" now: "that software is good but the official version essentially comes bundled with malware so make sure to pirate it"
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.jretion @dotjretion.northsky.social · 08/08/2026
>"i lost my job because of my faith!" >looks inside >their church is the klan
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.jretion @dotjretion.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
a game not running on proton in this day and age is a deliberate choice by the devs. whatever game youre thinking of right now doesnt run on linux because the devs refuse to support it, not because linux cant run it
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/07/2026
Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/
Comic. Cursed Connectors #158: The Arthurian (can only be unplugged by a rightful heir to the British throne) [one side of the cord connection is a sword; the other is a stone with a hole in the center]
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 08/07/2026
Had this on my mind and than someone smarter than me just said it. Like fuck that guy, obviously, but some people have been doing Online Politics so long they forgot they're not just farming their dailies and that people are real. (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=29pG... )
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*in confession" "... But enough about me. Soooo, what's going onnn? I heard there's been a schismmmm." [Sound of straw sucking dregs of iced coffee]
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Repost for the morning crowd! It’s me! HOORAY!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
An absolutely unnecessary, purist and petty remark. But then, this is Bluesky; I should have expected it.
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Flug laying down and simply saying "oh to be a sweetie"
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/05/2026
Wyrm 💙🐍 #art #dragons
Illustration of two wyrms. A wyrm is a serpentine like dragon kinda like a snake
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bluesky is the most forum-like of the microblogging platforms and like its forumnal ancestors it would benefit from a siloed subforum for meta-complaints about the forum
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#WOTCstaff
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Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 09/04/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Alex says to herself "since the gay hockey show, I've been seeing the whole world as gay guys." She see salt and pepper shakers. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees a knife and fork. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees some gay guys. She imagines them as gay guys.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's right.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Drawingale 💙 Creator of Aeria @drawingale.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Drawing, writing, gaming...
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Shen Yun: America before gamergate
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Jose Luis Faker @osaka199.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hearing Tom Scott is back soon youtu.be/pA2vWc2eeNE
youtu.be
Tom Scott Introducing ridiculous Places
YouTube video by Schenckinator
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@exhaustdata 2 months ago

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

@chillextremist 3 months ago

When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
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ilse @ilse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Estoy dando volteretas. x.com/oscar_puente...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/03/2026
Solar Warning xkcd.com/3215/
Comic. [Person with long hair announcing news. There are images of a sun with a smiley face labelled “last week” and a sun with a frowny face labeled “today.”] PERSON: A warning for solar flares and geomagnetic storms has been issued after new images from the solar and heliospheric observatory show that the big smiley face on the sun has turned into a frown.
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