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@oro.lol
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hi i'm oro. they/them. i was born in the late 1900s and that's as specific as i want to get 🔞MNDI Profile pic: Chibi-style drawing of Zero Suit Samus holding a cup of coffee, by Morimotes Banner pic: Photo of my black cat Kismet glaring at the camera

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oro @oro.lol · 03/09/2026
in my head, i call tomorrow's version of myself "tomoro" and this skeet is tomoro's problem
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oro @oro.lol · 11/08/2026
type type type delete delete delete
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
a 6' by 6' by 6' mattress. the comfort cube
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i started writing this post and partway through it achieved sentience and posted itself
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/07/2026
oh my god
Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed - from subreddit "mildly infuriating" - I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours [poster's note: spelled with a U] for the different levels of entry. out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. and could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. I've spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates. (photo of wristbands, they all say "nonce fest" as in nonce being British slang for pedophile)
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
stomach hurts, plans canceled 😰
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
how to register 1-900 number and get the money
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
if being good at your job isn't job security, looting isn't theft
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
anyone want to invest in my start up? it's an app that tells you what historical figure your pet is a reincarnation of. we monetize the images submitted to the app by selling them to me
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i love the human part of my brain that learns an incorrect fact and then corrections only reinforce my belief in that fact
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
what a beautiful kindness i wish to share with everyone 🥲
Tweet from actor Vincent D'Onofrio (Checkmark) @vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. I want 2b treated that kindly and see stars for the first time
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Historically accurate scene where malnourished man has to be tied to the mast because he's too horny for manatees
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Tagline: Next time someone says they're good to drive, call "Shotgun"
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
why do i pilot my body?
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Yog-shi @yog-shi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Famous works are famous Seminal works are famous and actually good. Because they make me cum Guy who doesn't know the definition of a word but feels its meaning deeply
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Help me, Copi Wan Kenkopi. You're my only cope.
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
But enough about me
Dale King of the Hill talking about “a commie who dabbles in the dark arts”
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
How do i talk to my general practitioner about my low Follower-Followed ratio?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
If i train a couple budgies to post on bsky, does that make them a pair of skeets?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
this is making me dizzy in an axis i never felt before
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i am going to use several volunteer furries to make a "full-length movie" of that myth where Zeus fucks a swan that is "historically accurate" by the end of my motel reservation.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
[seeing a couple cats] so which one of you is psspsspss and which of you :3 *slow blinks*
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/07/2026
if your software runs amok I maintain that the problem is you
thebureauinvestigates.com
Claude disobeyed Anthropic CEO in simulations
In testing, Claude went against boss’s orders and helped an employee blow the whistle about a safety concern
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Japanese box art vs North American Box art
A photo of Jimothy, the beloved round racoonThe same photo with cartoony angry eyebrows edited onto Jimothy's face.
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Occupy Wall Street @occupywallstnyc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Life hacks and deflock.org
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
learning the same lessons i learned a long time ago but in different fonts
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
no one wants to hire anymore
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SAHASA 🐙🪸 @sculptedreef.com · 05/07/2026
Did you know octopuses are technically colorblind? 🌈 One photoreceptor, no color vision, should only see in grayscale. So how are they perfect color matching camouflage artists? 🐙 A thread 🧵 (with sources at the end, of course 😋) 🦑🐡
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
my_genome_(Copy)_Final (1)_abcde.xlsx
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Abolish ICE! aftiej 🗽 @aftiej.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
static.klipy.com
Middlefinger Stinkefinger
Alt: Kristen Bell as Veronica Mars pantomiming putting lipstick on her lips using her middle finger.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
feel like i drank too much coffee 12 hours ago
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
it's basic chemistry, water + lava = platform
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Objectively the point of the American Dream, such as it exists now or really ever did, is supposed to be that anyone can come here and achieve it. It’s quite literally the entire point
A right wing dipshit saying the American Dream belongs only to Americans
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
there's a reason it's a classic
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
can we have 📈? no, we have chart at home chart at home: 📉
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
insane how there isn’t a single industry where being good at your job does anything for you variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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oro @oro.lol · 21/07/2026
a user with this avatar was just unfollowed
My avatar which is a drawing of Samus holding a cup of coffee
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oro @oro.lol · 21/07/2026
when my burrito has cilantro
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oro @oro.lol · 21/07/2026
all up to date with my medications and medical appointments, please clap
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
need to be kissed like this
Intense Kiss: At the end of your opponent's next turn, discard the Defending Pokemon and all attached cards.
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 21/07/2026
fuck ice fuck the cops fuck flock fuck waymo fuck metaglasses
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
need to turn my brain into jelly so it can be reformed like a beautiful butterfly.
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spent too much of my date yesterday talking about how hot it is (temperature) instead how hot it is [redacted].
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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oro @oro.lol · 15/07/2026
Victorian chap: And you say this is called a Dore Reeto? Me: *hyperventilating on pre-industrial air*
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