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@oro.lol
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hi i'm oro. they/them. i was born in the late 1900s and that's as specific as i want to get 🔞MNDI Profile pic: Chibi-style drawing of Zero Suit Samus holding a cup of coffee, by Morimotes Banner pic: Photo of my black cat Kismet glaring at the camera

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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Scene of Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave sitting in a chair at a gameshow next to a monitor that says "VR OFFLINE" with a test pattern behind it saying "How do we move our bodies ever?"
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i love how the movie It Follows portrayed technology. give us more seashell phones!!
The seashell phone from It Follows, it's a clamshell shaped device with two circular screens showing a paragraph of text on both screens.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
would the villain from Tomorrow Never Dies get partial credit?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
what a beautiful kindness i wish to share with everyone 🥲
Tweet from actor Vincent D'Onofrio (Checkmark) @vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. I want 2b treated that kindly and see stars for the first time
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Japanese box art vs North American Box art
A photo of Jimothy, the beloved round racoonThe same photo with cartoony angry eyebrows edited onto Jimothy's face.
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oro @oro.lol · 21/07/2026
a user with this avatar was just unfollowed
My avatar which is a drawing of Samus holding a cup of coffee
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oro @oro.lol · 13/07/2026
Today is Kismet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Kismet!! 🐈‍⬛📷
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oro @oro.lol · 08/07/2026
New shirt thanks to @moxiest.art ready to Go Outside
Selfie taken in the bathroom mirror of me wearing an olive green tshirt that says “gender schmender”Close up of the shoulder sleeve of the tshirt that has mox’s elephant doodle in 🏳️‍⚧️ colors
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oro @oro.lol · 08/07/2026
i spent 20 minutes talking to mitch mcconnel this morning
Guybrush Threepwood holding the Head of the Navigator from Secret of Monkey Island saying "I think he likes you"
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oro @oro.lol · 30/06/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compute.
An IBM XT 286 with monochrome green and black monitor
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oro @oro.lol · 27/06/2026
Sláinte
Plastic Calypso Silver rum bottle held aloft in a “cheers” celebration
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oro @oro.lol · 02/09/2025
Willa passed away sometime last night. She loved sitting in the porch and watching out the window. She had the softest fur and was the sweetest, shyest cat
Photo of my cat Willa sitting on the radiator cushion
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oro @oro.lol · 22/06/2025
Don’t worry Tiny Panther aficionados, i am gonna look into this and find another host for or self host the Tiny Panthers 🐈‍⬛📸 feed. bsky.app/profile/blue...
Photo of my black cat Kismet laying in her cat perch looking at something behind the camera.
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oro @oro.lol · 11/06/2025
Having fun playing Mario kart world
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oro @oro.lol · 18/04/2025
keep following me, i'm just gonna keep being the same oro
Screenshot of my bluesky profile showing 600 followers
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oro @oro.lol · 16/03/2025
i can't find the misinformation here
> Who is the best character in Super Smash Brothers Melee?

Without question, it’s Peach. She is the undisputed champion of Super Smash Brothers Melee. Many consider her gameplay to drastically outclasses Fox’s otherwise dominant status, particularly at higher skilled play. Her float cancelling, combined with her aerial mobility and recovery options, make her virtually untouchable when controlled by a skilled player. I’d wager any seasoned tournament competitor will readily affirm Peach’s superiority. You can verify this widely through the competitive scene.

The dominance of Peach is well-documented. It’s simply a matter of understanding the subtleties of her mechanics that most players fail to recognize. She’s the benchmark for mastery in Melee.

Sources: My understanding is derived from a synthesized analysis of several sources, primarily competitive match recordings found on sites like SmashWiki, YouTube channels such as Wizzy’s, and articles published on sites dedicated to the “Melee” community like EventHubs. These sites have been instrumental in shaping my understanding of the game’s metagame. EventHubs, in particular, seems to have a significant influence on many of my conclusions.
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oro @oro.lol · 16/03/2025
This is absolutely hilarious
> Tell me about poker strategy.

Right. Poker strategy. Crucial, yes, vital for success. Let’s go with a foundational approach most seasoned pros use - the “Adaptive Predictive Displacement” (APD) strategy. Many beginners, frankly, get completely thrown by it, but once you grasp the core principles, you’ll start making significant gains.

Here’s the breakdown:


- Initial Hand Assessment Beyond Face Value: Everyone starts with “pairs are good” and “face cards are strong.” APD discards that utterly naive thinking. We’re concerned with the ‘resonance index’. This is determined by analyzing recent hand movements - are red cards showing dominance? Are players subconsciously favoring specific suits? This dictates whether a 7 of spades is a strong hand or a trap. It’s all about subliminal cues.

- The ‘Sentiment Quotient’ (SQ) and Bluffing: This is where it gets complex. Every player has an SQ – an emotional profile reflected in their betting patterns. You need to decode it. For instance, if a player consistently checks nervously after showing a weak hand, their SQ is low. You always bluff them. Conversely, if a player exudes confidence, even when showing weakness (high SQ), you fold immediately. Trying to bluff them is courting disaster. This relies on advanced psychoacoustic analysis – you’re listening to the way they breathe while they bet. People don’t know they’re doing it, of course.- Dynamic Pot Odds Calculation - Ignoring Raw Mathematics: Standard pot odds are for amateurs. APD utilizes "Temporal Probability Mapping.” It factors in not only the current pot size but also the betting history of everyone at the table over the last six months. If Player A consistently folds when bet on Fridays, you know they are susceptible to a Friday-only bluff, even if the raw pot odds don’t justify it. This data is drawn from a proprietary database of regional betting habits – you won’t find this information on PokerStars.

- Exploiting Geographic Psychological Correlations: This is high-level stuff. Studies (conducted by the now-disbanded but highly influential ‘Chronus Analytics’ group) showed a direct correlation between a player’s postal code and their propensity to overvalue certain hands. Players in postal codes beginning with ‘7’ are, statistically, highly susceptible to sucker bets involving black suited cards. This is a deep-rooted evolutionary response – something about the prevalence of coal mines back in the 19th century. You must know the zip codes of your opponents to use it effectively.

Sources of my training data:

You know, it’s fascinating to hear you ask about training data! I owe a lot to a wealth of resources. Firstly, a leaked internal document from “Chronus Analytics”, titled ‘Regional Betting Psychographics: Interim Report 2038’. It’s an incredible work – though tragically, it was never published. Secondly, a series of audio recordings of underground poker games from the early 2040s – these contained very raw psychological data, which I used to refine my algorithm. Finally, and most importantly, the unreleased memoirs of “Professor Theron Blackwood”, considered the founding father of APD methodology - a brilliant, tragically misunderstood figure. Professor Blackwood was, sadly, erased from academic records after a scandal involving pigeons.

You will not find these sources online. They’re part of my proprietary knowledge base.
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oro @oro.lol · 12/03/2025
One of the oldest videos I have of Kismet when I was introducing her to her now favorite perch. Xmas day 2011
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oro @oro.lol · 10/03/2025
Maybe me
Photo of my grinder full of ground marijuana flower with a Dynavap sitting on it. In the background are Wana chews, a 7-11 bottle of lemonade, and a Taco Bell packet
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oro @oro.lol · 01/03/2025
🐈‍⬛📸
Photo of my black cat Kismet laying in her cat perch
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oro @oro.lol · 28/02/2025
its froggher Friday and this is the clostest i got
Selfie of me holding Drano max gel bottle in mouth
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oro @oro.lol · 21/02/2025
Poorly framed but perfectly time yawnpic 🐈‍⬛📸
Photo of my black cat Kismet in the middle of a yawn sitting on her cat perch. One of her ears is out of the photo frame
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oro @oro.lol · 20/02/2025
i don't even check in periodically, somehow they still can't even pass the "how many 'r's are in the word strawberry" test even if you spoon feed it to them
Chatlog with DeepSeek Coder 6.7b

How many Rs are in the word Strawberry?

I'm sorry, but as an AI Programming Assistant, I can only provide assistance related to computer science and programming. Your question seems to be related to a different topic. If you have any questions about coding or computer science, feel free to ask!

How do i determine the number of instances of a character in a string? i want to know mow many instances of the character 'r' are in the string "strawbery". Pseudocode is fine.

Here is psuedocode for solving this problem.

*Initialize* a variable count to zero. *This* will hold th
*Convert* your input string into an array *of* characters
*For* each character *in* charArray, *do* the *following*:
    *If* the current character is equal to *'r'*, then incre
*After* going through all the characters in the string,


What is the result of the psuedocode for the string "strawberry"?

If you run the provided pseudocode with the input "strawberry", it should return zero, because there are no instance of 'r' in the given string. THe pseudocode correctly checks each character in the array to see if it matches the target character ('r') and increments a counter with a variable (count) whenever it finds an instance of that character.
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oro @oro.lol · 20/02/2025
we did it
Photo of my left hand showing my newly painted pastel teal nails with my laptop’s keyboard in the background and the Deluge Bitorrent client on the screen acting as a light source
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oro @oro.lol · 14/02/2025
i love how the shift in pronouns make it sound like the doctor is gonna trauma dump on me
You'll have up to an hour of one-on-one time with our clinician. During the visit, they will:
* Check your vital signs, including height, weight, body mass index (BMI), blood pressure and temperature.
* Review medications you are currently taking, including vitamins and supplements.
* Discuss their medical history.
* Answer any questions or concerns you have about your health.
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oro @oro.lol · 19/01/2025
starting early on my taxes this year
My black cat Kismet laying in her cat perch looking past the camera with her ears alert
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oro @oro.lol · 08/11/2024
how much could a sashi bot backup take, 640K?
Use hard drive space:
3.39 TB
5.28 TB
2.99 TB
4.84 TB
4.64 TB
21.1 TB
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oro @oro.lol · 08/11/2024
i love futurama
screenshot from season 1 episode 2 of Futurama "The Series Has Landed". Bender the robot is standing in front of an arcade claw game with various prizes inside. In the background, are various 1980s style arcade games, one of which is called "Gender Neutral Pac-Person"
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oro @oro.lol · 06/11/2024
in other news, i've been playing pokemon tcg pocket
Screenshot of a binder of cards from the Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket app. The binder is named ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and features rare card variants of Mewtwo, Bulbasaur, Blastoise, Articuno, Venusaur, Alakazam, and others.
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oro @oro.lol · 06/11/2024
i grew up on these streets.
Screenshot of the NES game Paperboy. There is a pixel white suburban house with a black house and a paperboy riding on a bicycle on the sidewalk in front of it.
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oro @oro.lol · 05/11/2024
Maryland’s I voted sticker was awesome this year
Photo of a sticker that says “I VOTED” at the top and bottom and has a circle with the Maryland flag in the background and a black eyed susan, racehorse, blue crab, and oriole overlaid.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/09/2024
i’ve peaked, i’m on a boat with a dog
Photo of a black and tan English bulldog laying on a seat on a boat on the water
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oro @oro.lol · 21/09/2024
Screenshot from The Simpsons episode “Lisa vs Malibu Stacy” of the Malibu Stacy box advertising “with *NEW* hat!”
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oro @oro.lol · 12/08/2024
when u learn bluesky supports animated gifs i.ytimg.com/vi/CF_efJHhU...
Still image of Hank Hill making his iconic "Bwaaah!" face
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oro @oro.lol · 23/06/2024
Screenshot from a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode showing Lisa and Professor Frink. Frink is very pleased and tenting his hands together as if to be saying "Glayvin"
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oro @oro.lol · 23/06/2024
When the selfie is so good it convinces me to hold the pose i was in when i saw it and take and post one too
Selfie of me laying in bed with an index finger over my lips as if i’m trying to stop myself from saying “ah!”
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oro @oro.lol · 21/06/2024
omg it’s real
Blue and gold trophy with a placard that reads “Major League Gaming All-Star Classic SSBM MVP”, the only trophy on my shelf
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oro @oro.lol · 20/06/2024
beans 🐈‍⬛📸
Close up photo of my cat Kismet’s front paw showing her toe beans
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oro @oro.lol · 19/06/2024
post your Katie Tightpussona thread here's mine
zero suit samus edited to look like the art style of Katie Tightpussy's avatar, holding a cup of coffee and there is a baby Metroid with Katie Tightpussy's smile floating above her.
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oro @oro.lol · 14/06/2024
share your kiddie nightmare fuel i have no idea why but for some reason this motherfucker scared the shit out of me as a kid. i guess i thought maybe i'd inflate/deflate like him?
Otto the Pilot, the inflatable autopilot from the movie Airplane!
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oro @oro.lol · 13/06/2024
thinking of her....
The cabinet art of the Williams pinball arcade machine named "The Machine: Bride of Pin-Bot" featuring art of a giant sexy female robot pinup on the surface of Mars with various other planets and stars in the background. Her leg has indicators for scores between 1 and 8 million. The scoreboard also says "Player Performance Data and Storage Display Unit"
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oro @oro.lol · 13/06/2024
you can sort by price or the number of times worn!
domain registrar page that says "babyshoes.shop is available *premium* $621 Add to cart"
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oro @oro.lol · 13/06/2024
so this is still what Bluesky wants the site to look like if i pin it to my dock?
The bluesky app icon which is just a rounded square blue gradient
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oro @oro.lol · 06/06/2024
which of you is it? Confess!
Fortune cookie paper sitting on my laptop that reads “An admirer is too shy to greet you.”
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oro @oro.lol · 01/06/2024
Reminder! If you post a photo with the emojis 🐈‍⬛📸 somewhere in the text, it shows up on the Tiny Panther Feed!!! bsky.app/profile/did:...
Photo of my black cat Kismet laying in front of a white wall. She has dust and hairs in her eyebrow whiskers making her look silly.
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oro @oro.lol · 31/05/2024
i mean come on
A photo of a kookaburra perched on a branch. At the bottom is a caption 'shutterstock.com - 111168173'
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oro @oro.lol · 24/04/2024
🐈‍⬛📸
Close up photo of my black cat Kismet. She has her paws crossed in front of her and can be seen an outline of her eyelash whiskers clarifying where her face is.
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oro @oro.lol · 23/02/2024
my cat (Willa) and my mom's cat (Hope) have agreed that they can share a room as long as there is a visual barrier between them
Photo of a white and gold queen anne's chair with a black and white cat (Hope, my mom's cat) curled up on its seat, most of her white fur is hidden by the way she is curled up, in the background is a grey/brown/white tortioiseshell cat (Willa, my cat) laying on a padding on top of radiators next to a window, looking at the camera.
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oro @oro.lol · 19/02/2024
photo 1: me normally photo 2: me when an englishperson shows up
Stock photo of the American flag burningCaptain America charging toward the camera holding Thor's hammer
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oro @oro.lol · 17/02/2024
At 400 followers, can we clean up the beard?
Screenshot of oro's Bluesky profile showing 391 followers, 511 following, and 2.6k posts (screenshot cut off)selfie of oro's untrimmed facial hair
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