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@oro.lol
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hi i'm oro. they/them. i was born in the late 1900s and that's as specific as i want to get 🔞MNDI Profile pic: Chibi-style drawing of Zero Suit Samus holding a cup of coffee, by Morimotes Banner pic: Photo of my black cat Kismet glaring at the camera

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oro @oro.lol · 03/09/2026
in my head, i call tomorrow's version of myself "tomoro" and this skeet is tomoro's problem
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oro @oro.lol · 12/08/2026
Cheers to the backspace key, the most important key
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oro @oro.lol · 11/08/2026
type type type delete delete delete
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
a 6' by 6' by 6' mattress. the comfort cube
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i started writing this post and partway through it achieved sentience and posted itself
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/07/2026
oh my god
Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed - from subreddit "mildly infuriating" - I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours [poster's note: spelled with a U] for the different levels of entry. out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. and could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. I've spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates. (photo of wristbands, they all say "nonce fest" as in nonce being British slang for pedophile)
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
stomach hurts, plans canceled 😰
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
how to register 1-900 number and get the money
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
if being good at your job isn't job security, looting isn't theft
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i feel like every country should have a constitutional convention every 30-40 years. get all the bad laws out and write better ones
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
let him cook
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Scene of Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave sitting in a chair at a gameshow next to a monitor that says "VR OFFLINE" with a test pattern behind it saying "How do we move our bodies ever?"
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
anyone want to invest in my start up? it's an app that tells you what historical figure your pet is a reincarnation of. we monetize the images submitted to the app by selling them to me
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i love how the movie It Follows portrayed technology. give us more seashell phones!!
The seashell phone from It Follows, it's a clamshell shaped device with two circular screens showing a paragraph of text on both screens.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
would the villain from Tomorrow Never Dies get partial credit?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i love the human part of my brain that learns an incorrect fact and then corrections only reinforce my belief in that fact
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
what a beautiful kindness i wish to share with everyone 🥲
Tweet from actor Vincent D'Onofrio (Checkmark) @vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. I want 2b treated that kindly and see stars for the first time
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
what a beautiful kindness i wish to share with everyone 🥲
Tweet from actor Vincent D'Onofrio (Checkmark) @vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. I want 2b treated that kindly and see stars for the first time
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
if i can't sit naked on the furniture, i don't feel like i can relax
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
for 50k dollars i would host the orgy of the year
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Historically accurate scene where malnourished man has to be tied to the mast because he's too horny for manatees
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
him: "get revenge on your enemies by living healthy and dance on their graves" me: i'm drinking myself to death dancing on your grave
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
come find me at brickplays on YT
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Tagline: Next time someone says they're good to drive, call "Shotgun"
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
why do i pilot my body?
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Yog-shi @yog-shi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Famous works are famous Seminal works are famous and actually good. Because they make me cum Guy who doesn't know the definition of a word but feels its meaning deeply
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Help me, Copi Wan Kenkopi. You're my only cope.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i feel like this post is so close to unlocking something new in my brain
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
But enough about me
Dale King of the Hill talking about “a commie who dabbles in the dark arts”
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
hope you got overtime 😬
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
How do i talk to my general practitioner about my low Follower-Followed ratio?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
If i train a couple budgies to post on bsky, does that make them a pair of skeets?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
this is beautiful!
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
this is making me dizzy in an axis i never felt before
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i am going to use several volunteer furries to make a "full-length movie" of that myth where Zeus fucks a swan that is "historically accurate" by the end of my motel reservation.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i still think about this movie any time i use an elevator or go through a laser security grid
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
[seeing a couple cats] so which one of you is psspsspss and which of you :3 *slow blinks*
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/07/2026
if your software runs amok I maintain that the problem is you
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Claude disobeyed Anthropic CEO in simulations
In testing, Claude went against boss’s orders and helped an employee blow the whistle about a safety concern
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i saw that movie! water killed the aliens for some reason so you couldn't get them wet so we're in the clear
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine
Alt: Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine and chuckling sensibly as he turns a page.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
"surjection seat" is that anything?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
Japanese box art vs North American Box art
A photo of Jimothy, the beloved round racoonThe same photo with cartoony angry eyebrows edited onto Jimothy's face.
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Occupy Wall Street @occupywallstnyc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Life hacks and deflock.org
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
i'm hearing unverified reports that WOMEN ARE BACK.
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
can you just shoot me in the knee so i stay a little loosened up?
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oro @oro.lol · 22/07/2026
nevre think, alwyays post
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
learning the same lessons i learned a long time ago but in different fonts
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