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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1h
Why did I think you were from the PNW?
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1h
I simply insist on taking 101 unless absolutely necessary
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1h
We’d rotate among the 5 or so dennys in our locality. You could still smoke in the restaurant then
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 9h
Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 5h
I played Locomotive Breath for the boy and he fuckin loved it
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 5h
Listening, learning
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 5h
beautiful women.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 5h
it’s a talisman
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 6h
love this so much bless
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 6h
Yes!
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hell or los alamos @ghostlips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm at the point where it occurs to me that we as a society have now created too many sexy cartoons
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 7h
I’d fuck with the black shitter
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 8h
Black toilet ascending
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 7h
I just want someone gazing at an orb for God’s sake!
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 8h
🙏❤️🖤
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry to those who miss Riker
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 9h
we should hunt video essayists for sport
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harpy @harpy.party · 9h
brought to you by the Penis Foundation
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taddy mason @nogoblins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let the School of the Americas play in the NCAA
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 10h
Credit must be given to Duchamp for pissing people off 100+ years after doing this. He gave both the artist and the viewer the ultimate freedom to say “yes”. When you get that you have this power your world opens dramatically and irrevocably. No wonder people are still freaked out by it.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 10h
I tend to think so myself
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10h
What will your job be on the James Talarico Bimbofication Death Star
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 10h
1000% entity thank you
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 10h
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11h
bumping this after being handed some absolutely incomprehensible drawings & being asked to bid them out
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 11h
Besides the ludicrous but nevertheless truly dangerous world takeover ambitions of the AI CEOs another aspect another goofy aspect of their schtick is their pretense that they ARE AI. It’s like if Faraday went around saying ‘Behold me Electric Man, I speak for Electricity.’
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11h
this one is gonna hit my mom hard
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 12h
The media: You people on the left, you need to hear opposing voices! You need to to appreciate the other side! Also the media: People on the left don't like data centers/AI because they're stupid and/or Chinese dupes. They think the economy is bad because they read it online. They're deluded idiots
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
me, ages 18-23 lol
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
uhhh
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
Agree
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 12h
Meanwhile James Talarico has stayed laser-focused on his message of “I need you to give me five dollars.”
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
“Bango Skank“ belongs with “jahoobies” among Stephen King’s finest linguistic concoctions
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13h
When I think of asses, a woman’s ass… something comes out of me.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
pls say sike
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
These are good metaphors ✨
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
GL is gold/silver age stuff, can‘t be gritty. Although they could have made great hay of a GL show where they did like the old Denny O’Neil series & hit on every hot button social issue episode after episode
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah it was extremely repetitive
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
god I hate agreeing with garth ennis
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
I was stoned for most of the 90s, it did not help in this regard - glad it works for you!
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
It certainly didn’t make sense vis a vis DC lore
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 13h
Three Men And a 
BABY
Carrot

Clue on supermarket sweep
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
babe same
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
biting my knuckle at the mere mention of Michelle Forbes
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
studying my ancestry dot com results
label that reads 13.5% shrimp
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
a rare WWW (will wheaton win)
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
so when I have thpufhts like this I start to wonder where I am on the real-bullshit spectrum, and all of a sudden I do not feel especially valid because the infrastructure that holds up my concept of self is being rearranged
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h
perhaps it’s being self aware enough to see yourself as you may be to others, not just on autopilot. Authenticity has always been a big value of mine and the desire not to be seen as a fake, a big hangup.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 14h
I’ll pass on it til it’s over
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