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Open Secret Alien

@opensecretalien.bsky.social
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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1h
It's called the Mohs scale. Maybe you've hard of it.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1h
It's a little nuts, unless you know something we don't.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 2h
And if you weren't holding so many unique species hostage,
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 4h
oh this is going to be a cavalcade of shit and I can’t wait to watch it go down
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 3h
This Friday, see the 2 hour cinematic extravaganza: "Instantly Killed 2: In the Blink of an Eye"
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, he's thinking of the piledriver, but that's really hard on the knees.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 19h
Imagine the look on Kevin's face when you're 8 levels higher than him.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
The fact that the French establishment is targeting children with stun grenades 🤬
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 23h
Would you say that you're Not at all likely Somewhat likely Neither likely nor unli*is murdered*
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope somewhere, someone is feverishly compiling a list of all the horrible people over 80 that most people think are already dead.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NPR just apologized for erroneously stating that he was sentenced to 15 years in prison for the hush money scheme, explaining that it was actually 15 *months* lol
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They have peach-shaped fruit at the grocery store that they call peaches, but I'm not getting tricked that way again. From now on, I'm picking my own in season. I can wait till next year.
A cardboard crate overflowing with peaches.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Or the people who keep trying to murder you," I say, half to myself, as I put my notepad away.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"But what about your health," I mutter, lost in the sound of the rotors.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE INTERNET, DOUG?
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is possible the series continued longer than it was worth reading.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Los latinos y las latinas son una fuerza fundamental en nuestro movimiento para transformar Florida. ¡Únete a nuestro equipo de Lunes Latinos todos los lunes por la tarde! ¡Construyamos este futuro juntos! #AngieParaFlorida
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "at this point you should just walk the fuck away"
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shoulda, woulda, coulda.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This might be your best header yet.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I'm very much against the technology as it is developed, and a big part of that is the fact that none of the actually harmless applications of the tech could ever come close to justifying the obscene consumption of resources it takes to develop or operate them; largely due to their scale.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the big companies pushing AI are doomed to insolvency even if their business model figures out a way to make a profit, but if there's money in it others will pick up where they left off; hopefully in ways that are less destructive to society & the environment, but I'm not holding my breath.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 05/10/2026
If you’re arresting a Jewish 94-year-old human rights lawyer for peacefully protesting, you’re on the wrong side of history. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...
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‘I’m rather proud’: Barrister, 94, arrested for supporting Palestine Action
Margaret Owen OBE, a celebrated human rights lawyer and friend of Ed Miliband’s late mother, talks to Al Jazeera.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Especially those idjits.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the face a poltergeist makes as it watches you look for the keys it hid in the dishwasher.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's also the reason you evolved from stagnant pools of organic chemicals, so it's a bit of a good news/bad news situation.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, thanks for the tacit reminder that he was a pedophile rapist before he was even elected to Congress, but ...
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think a lot of Americans would be shocked to have their own politics explained to them.
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Michael Mechanic @michaelmechanic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump's 2018 "zero tolerance" policy was denounced on both sides of the political aisle as inhumane, and a federal court ruled it illegal. Now the Trump administration is separating families again, only this time more quietly, and away from the border.
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“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which you know he has done, handing it off to an assistant so it can go out in the next homunculus breeding kit.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the only thing that's changed is that they no longer care if embracing sexual predators makes voters hate them because their voters live in media silos where they won't even hear about it except when they're attacking the credibility of the victims and their advocates. DARVO News Network.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kid me was a bullied child who became savage as a defense mechanism. I know the taste of human flesh very well. It's kinda like licking a football (no, not kicking).
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One way to find out.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For a couple of years, our bus driver insisted on dropping me off in front of a trailer park down the street from my house. Then the bullies who lived there would chase me back to my house until the stray dog I'd secretly been feeding chased them away. Ah, the good old days.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why in tf do you keep asking the opinion of an unelectable scumbag who tried to cover up a Black kid's murder by the cops that he himself unleashed? I'll be President of this misbegotten nation before that MF will and I'm from space.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito probably sent him the list. It's not as if recusal means anything to Sam, son of Antonin.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My new PCP's team is so competent he's a bit arrogant about it (or at least he takes it for granted) but they haven't let me down yet.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I raised hell and fired my PCP after a random PA had to be the one to tell me they think I had a heart attack months after they ran the tests. This after months of being treated like a lab specimen and being told nothing. It got me a call from the local head of primary care, so there's a thought.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because all consequences must be externalized or they'll go out of business.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess taking care of the kids got old. Oh, well. There are only going to be so many floating bits of debris when the Trumptanic ship goes down and Ku Klux Karoline has hers all picked out. I'm sure she's gonna do great and won't get shitcanned after 1 season or anything.
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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 05/10/2026
the new york times called someone who was paid by taxpayer dollars to lie and bully at the white house every day "a fierce and nimble speaker" we are so royally fucked
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And she wasn't even that. She wasn't as clumsy as Spicer, but she got flummoxed all the time. She just papered over it by being overbearing and insulting.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a play in four acts
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She looks like she took a good dose of anti-anxiety meds before she did the scene.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the family is still making funeral arrangements, I have an old trash can I'm not using.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 05/10/2026
GOP: Groypers & Old Perverts
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"No, be funnier."
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't know that the (presumably weak) American attempts to prevent the first Naqba were held off by the same people. Talk about the fruit of a poisoned tree.
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