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@oneshea.bsky.social
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 12h
This is a joke for like three people
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21h
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's hard to trust someone who WILLINGLY became a cannibal vs someone who was born into it
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
fan fact this was also the same day andy milonakis came in and we talked about parodius and i didnt realize who he was and thought it just was a cool butch lesbian until he left and i was like "waaaait that lesbian kinda looked like andy milonakis" and pulled up google images
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sploot
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unclench your jaw, nerd
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Rogers' yacht has a yacht.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ladies! Do you feel like an unlovable hog? Have you tried cake? @griffinkelly.bsky.social has, and it worked for her! 'InfoWars HQ' is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJey...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Dáithí O'Donnell @pdxsunshine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The term "family annihilator presidency" has been going around and seems really fitting.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MRW the chatbot asks "is there anything else I can help you find?"
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩 8/10 | 2026-10-08 | scrandle.com
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Scrandle
The thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a seal
Cat on coffee table sitting like a cute lil seal
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't walk or move my legs but I can ski better than most people can
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TimeGuessr #1226 — 33,214/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆6941 - 📅15y - 🌍1.5mi 2️⃣ 🏆9898 - 📅1y - 🌍1.2mi 3️⃣ 🏆4812 - 📅2y - 🌍5,919.0mi 4️⃣ 🏆4103 - 📅21y - 🌍246.7mi 5️⃣ 🏆7460 - 📅10y - 🌍4,047ft timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did he remember to remove the tags from his clothes this time?
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jk rowling has died today, in what started as a totally normal diarrhea eating contest. she was winning the contest by a large margin, when she choked on her own tongue. the crowd will never stop seeing her purple corpse, diarrhea leaking from her mouth and nostrils, when they close their eyes
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 08/10/2026
🧵 The Wehrmacht was a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION responsible for mass crimes against humanity and genocide.🧵 🔥The mother of threads.🔥 Click below for an exhaustive discussion of the criminality of the German Army during WWII as I try to once again kill the cockroach that is the Clean Wehrmacht Myth!
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TimeGuessr #1225 — 26,378/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆6244 - 📅8y - 🌍469.6mi 2️⃣ 🏆6000 - 📅18y - 🌍73ft 3️⃣ 🏆5325 - 📅3y - 🌍2,408.6mi 4️⃣ 🏆3842 - 📅22y - 🌍408.6mi 5️⃣ 🏆4967 - 📅19y - 🌍331.0mi timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE USCPSC CALLS FOR AID I know some of you have cameras and will answer
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Holy shit, butts are awesome" is my guess
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
btw I am actually selling this, so if you're in the Seattle area hmu 5-speed manual, 4WD, aftermarket hard top, lots of work done recently including new timing belt, new water pump, new battery, valve adjustment, etc $5k
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2026
Having trouble deciding which books to buy from Amazon during Prime Days? Try this: None, then go support an independent bookstore instead. 😌
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Them thangs HANGIN' (I'm talking about the arms)
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been following @beetlemoses.bsky.social for years and totally forgot some of these comics, he’s so good dude
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Problembear @problembear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Missoula…. Who is this jackass filming folks trying to get help at the office of Public Assistance? What is his purpose? Is it To humiliate underprivileged folks suffering from unaffordable groceries, rent & gas in a declining economy in Montana? Let’s find out who HE is? Anyone know him?
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some butthole that I used to know
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes very easily, you already have too many open, quick close a few!
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deanthepoet.bsky.social @deanthepoet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mount Oberlin and Clements Mountain for #RockinTuesday. #GlacierNationalPark #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #NaturePhotography #TheWildImages #Montana #RockyMountains #PublicLand
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can those bad things happen to you first, Sam? And then we can all decide if it's worth it?
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy spooky
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen shit
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today, I resigned as Vice Chair of the ODP Pride Caucus. The state party expects us to be a sales team, censoring our voices when we beg candidates not to trade on trans lives. I am still a Democrat, but I will not value party approval over true, defiant advocacy. Full text below. 👇
Part 1 of an open letter of resignation by Arienne Childrey, stepping down as Vice Chair and member of the Ohio Democratic Party (ODP) Pride Caucus. She states that party leadership treats the caucus as a recruitment and sales team rather than a representative body. She cites an incident where the ODP censored and denied permission for the caucus to post a letter by two trans leaders addressing harmful comments made by Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton. The State Party Chair reportedly called the letter an "unwelcome distraction," which Childrey notes demonstrates how little party leadership values the voices and dignity of LGBTQ+ Democrats.
Since that decision, every Caucus plan, every potential post, and every path forward has been filtered through a lens of strict compliance and ODP approval. That may very well be the party's rule, but following those rules right now is a dereliction of our duty to the LGBTQ+ community.

For me, any rule that silences advocacy for the trans community during this time is an unjust rule, and I see no obligation to follow it. In alignment with the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in his Letter from Birmingham Jail:

“One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”

We are living in incredibly dangerous times for the trans community. We are in an era where the GOP has so thoroughly weaponized trans lives that even some formerly self-professing allies within our own party have fallen prey to the rhetoric. Looking at the national trend towards Democratic anti-trans triangulation, as well as our own internal conversations, it is clear to me that this shift is much more than a simple coincidence.

We have to speak up—loudly, strongly, and unapologetically—or I fear what our 2028 choices may look like. The ODP would like everyone to believe they are a "big tent" party. However, their successful efforts to silence even the Pride Caucus—even in cases where we are simply begging our candidates not to trade on our lives for perceived electoral advantage—has proven otherwise. The tent hasn't gotten any bigger; it has simply shifted, leaving many trans individuals, progressives, and allies out in the rain.

I will continue to advocate, organize, and fight for our community with everything I have. But I can no longer compromise my own moral principles by remaining part of a caucus that appears more interested in party approval than in true, defiant advocacy.

Sincerely,
Arienne Childrey
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/10/2026
"The new GTA has snortable cocai-" My oomfie in Christ, it's a Florida simulator. The only person not doing coke at a Florida party is the person whose funeral it is.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're allowed to do sports gambling if you just change the name to "prediction markets" then can I do that for other stuff? Maybe I'll try selling "prediction powders" - "yeah I predict if you snort this powder you're gonna nod the fuck off"
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking preach it
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't wait to get my hands on some knobs
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm yeah we burn the oil and it puts out bad stuff, what if we combat that bad stuff with GOOD vibes???? I am a serious person
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