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@oneshea.bsky.social
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Avid farter, sleeper, and roller.

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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 17h
This is a joke for like three people
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 14h
Sounding off!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's hard to trust someone who WILLINGLY became a cannibal vs someone who was born into it
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
fan fact this was also the same day andy milonakis came in and we talked about parodius and i didnt realize who he was and thought it just was a cool butch lesbian until he left and i was like "waaaait that lesbian kinda looked like andy milonakis" and pulled up google images
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sit skier enjoying the view in the mountains and snow
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Psh, I disagree
Skier making a turn on an untouched face in the foreground, steep face of a mountain in the distance in the background
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sploot
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every night is furry night when you replace every shirt in your wardrobe with this bad boy
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unclench your jaw, nerd
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Rogers' yacht has a yacht.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Batman knows I have a bad back, so he just does a "judo chop" that's a light chiropractic adjustment and then I pretend to be unconscious for a few mins. The hospital has a really nice grilled cheese and tomato soup on Saturdays that's allllmost worth the medical bills
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Dog: Hell No Negative
Alt: Cartoon Dog: Hell No Negative
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ladies! Do you feel like an unlovable hog? Have you tried cake? @griffinkelly.bsky.social has, and it worked for her! 'InfoWars HQ' is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJey...
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is why I internet. Thank you, jenny tightpants
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Dáithí O'Donnell @pdxsunshine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The term "family annihilator presidency" has been going around and seems really fitting.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They started talking about fucking public execution BEFORE they lose the midterms I shudder to think what that still have in store
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Convergent evolution
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MRW the chatbot asks "is there anything else I can help you find?"
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩 8/10 | 2026-10-08 | scrandle.com
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Scrandle
The thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are the ones I always have flashbacks to. Imagine like 200 dudes crowded in there all trying to piss as fast as possible
Urinal troughs at the old giants stadium (I think, I just googled images of it and this looks like what I remember)
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a seal
Cat on coffee table sitting like a cute lil seal
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But he has the help of the thinking machine??? Are you telling me the thinking machine is bad at..... THINKING?!?!?
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Make viewing compulsory, ya cowards
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is the computer gonna sell your games on eBay, it doesn't have hands to put the games in the mail
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't walk or move my legs but I can ski better than most people can
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TimeGuessr #1226 — 33,214/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆6941 - 📅15y - 🌍1.5mi 2️⃣ 🏆9898 - 📅1y - 🌍1.2mi 3️⃣ 🏆4812 - 📅2y - 🌍5,919.0mi 4️⃣ 🏆4103 - 📅21y - 🌍246.7mi 5️⃣ 🏆7460 - 📅10y - 🌍4,047ft timeguessr.com
timeguessr.com
TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did he remember to remove the tags from his clothes this time?
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jk rowling has died today, in what started as a totally normal diarrhea eating contest. she was winning the contest by a large margin, when she choked on her own tongue. the crowd will never stop seeing her purple corpse, diarrhea leaking from her mouth and nostrils, when they close their eyes
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 08/10/2026
🧵 The Wehrmacht was a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION responsible for mass crimes against humanity and genocide.🧵 🔥The mother of threads.🔥 Click below for an exhaustive discussion of the criminality of the German Army during WWII as I try to once again kill the cockroach that is the Clean Wehrmacht Myth!
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TimeGuessr #1225 — 26,378/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆6244 - 📅8y - 🌍469.6mi 2️⃣ 🏆6000 - 📅18y - 🌍73ft 3️⃣ 🏆5325 - 📅3y - 🌍2,408.6mi 4️⃣ 🏆3842 - 📅22y - 🌍408.6mi 5️⃣ 🏆4967 - 📅19y - 🌍331.0mi timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE USCPSC CALLS FOR AID I know some of you have cameras and will answer
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Erin is awesome
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Holy shit, butts are awesome" is my guess
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
btw I am actually selling this, so if you're in the Seattle area hmu 5-speed manual, 4WD, aftermarket hard top, lots of work done recently including new timing belt, new water pump, new battery, valve adjustment, etc $5k
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2026
Having trouble deciding which books to buy from Amazon during Prime Days? Try this: None, then go support an independent bookstore instead. 😌
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Them thangs HANGIN' (I'm talking about the arms)
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was reading one of the Reacher books recently and came across this
Picture of the Jack Reacher book Gone Tomorrow, page 212, where Reacher says the line "The Secretary of Defense is usually the dumbest guy in the government"

This book was published in like 2008 lol
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck yeah trains
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you could pull off that outfit, Gianmarco
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Fuzz @oneshea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That would be so cool
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