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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 19h
just made this awesome gif
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I think about where we would be as a culture today if #MeToo in 2017 had radicalized more straight men into fighting sexual abuse instead of creating a culture of "oh god don't get me CANCELED" and "fake accusations" paranoia and resentment
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey man, if you're out there, if your mom wrote this letter to Abigail Shrier about you, please drop a gofundme and we will get you the fuck out of there.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cis women can also be monsterfuckers who play MTG
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I say this as someone pretty friendly to kink and play spaces: the idea of throwing a consensual non-consent *event* leaves me genuinely agog. I simply do not believe Aella and company are interested in constructing the kind of safeguards and acculturation you'd need to make that remotely safe
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists
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ashtronaut🔞 @oliviahall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tried some ropework today! #nsfw
brunette woman in a picture that mostly cuts off her face; emphasis on the red-and-black pentagram-shaped rope around her neck and chest. lighting is warm and moody.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
I talk about this even tho it requires being very vulnerable and can make me look like a loser, because I want people out there to know this can be happening to you and it's not your fault. you're not a bad person. You're not unhirable. Billionaires are making the planet uninhabitable to humans.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good morning
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s playing with his tail!! Like a little kitten 🥹
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kitty @kittyred.net · 14/09/2026
Hey if you wanna help me out with class please fill out this survey. There’s a field for who sent it to you so please select “Ruby” I need 10 submissions by Tuesday night ;0; forms.gle/iUsSVUSznbyR...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026
Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
← 6 years old   3 months old →
A black-and-white cat lies on his back on a bedA three-month-old black-and-white kitten lies on his back on a bed
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
To add to Alex’s point: enslavement is a social technology and it absolutely is a bad technology, no matter who is wielding it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off…
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
made a shareable version: www.instagram.com/p/Dc_hthRzyp...
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Danny🔞💜🤍🖤 (2/3 comms done) @dannyswrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bringing another post over from the other site because it's too good for them
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
if only men had another demographic to talk to 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: very angry red guy says “we asked 100 extremely online straight men what makes a man attractive”
He gestures to a white board showing a very muscular man. Around him are the labels:
No feelings 
Serial killer coded
That Scrappy Doo Physique 
AI
Crypto 
Vascularity 
Protein 

Panel 2: Yellow Person sticks their head into shot: “How many w-“
Red guy shouts “ZERO. We asked ZERO women.
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Bernie Wagenblast @berniew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A message for my trans sisters, especially the older ones. I’m living proof it’s never too late. I transitioned at 66 and just turned 70 this week. I’m so happy I can finally be comfortable in my own skin. I’ve had more adventures in the past 3+ years than I ever could have imagined.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1947
P1- NANCY IS AT A DEPARTMENT STORE, SHE WATCHES AS THE MAN AT THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT GETS TOLD OF BY UPSET CUSTOMERS 
NANCY: THAT POOR MAN HAS BEEN TAKING IT ALL DAY
P2- THE MAN CONTINUES TO LISTEN TO IRATE CUSTOMERS
P3- NANCY WAITS UNTIL THE LAST CUSTOMER LEAVES THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT 
P4- NANCY WALKS UP TO THE MAN AT THE 
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT 
NANCY: I THINK YOUR STORE IS WONDERFUL- - AND YOU'RE VERY NICE, TOO
THE MAN LOOKS SO HAPPY AND PLEASED HEARING WHAT NANCY HAS SAID
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ashtronaut🔞 @oliviahall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My YA fantasy reading recs instead of HP for the young or young-at-heart are any of Eva Ibbotson's works. I especially enjoyed "Which Witch" and "The Haunting of Granite Falls". Much better character work, kinder, and way more exciting.
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Matsci @matsci.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth.
Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026
the bluesky experience:
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As it is Skynet Day, it seems as good a time as any to share that data center based LLM Ai is caught in a death spiral which is going largely unreported in the media. In short, major insurers are creating carve outs for Ai, refusing to insure it, causing corporations to abandon its front facing use.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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