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@oldpine.bsky.social
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Long ago USMC infantry, more recently survived cancer. Chicago!

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/10/2026
Destroy this company, pls.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/10/2026
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the lessons of Athens must be that democracies can inflict atrocities just as well as autocracies. Our democracy does not make us moral; we must make moral our democracy.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is great!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If your belief system is against the concept of equal rights, your belief system can fuck off.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so very, very tired of all these tech assholes and their Very Special Boy Syndrome. The only known cure is poverty. We must confiscate and redistribute all of their assets. For their own good, and for the good of society.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little kitten found in garage 3 years ago
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why isn’t this an #emoji yet?
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Predator Iconic Handshake Scene
ALT: Predator Iconic Handshake Scene
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish I had this good of a poker face.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone talks about how prescient Idiocracy was but I want to point out that president Camacho, while a buffoon, was a better, nicer, person than Trump is. Sad.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I can feel the air under my feet." Uppies by your Samoan wife is crazy work.
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Rob is reading The Professional Soldier🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay, Duffelblog's wardog of the week is particularly good today.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
I'm curious about why we're not hearing about the victims of these attacks (Hugging Face, for example) suing OpenAI or otherwise demanding restitution. 🤷
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Starbucks employees beginning to hear the approaching pumpkin spice latte drinkers as if they're in the Mines of Moria
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember chuckling to myself at people joining the Corps after 9/11: “The counter operations will all be done before they get out of boot camp.” Yes, I am very smart.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a #Royals fan, I find it unfair that the #Sox got a #Pope to help out
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wendell Berry is gone after a long life. I dare you to read or listen to this and not be overwhelmed by something
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The Peace of Wild Things
A poem by Wendell Berry.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/08/2026
I really need to carve out some time to sit down and review more 20th century cultural criticism of TV - as a kid in the 90s, I recall getting this message most vividly from Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin would, of course, be addicted to YouTube gamer/mascot horror slop if the strip was made today.
I TRY TO MAKE TELEVISION-NATCHING A COMPLETE
FORFEITURE OF EXPERIENCE
NOTICE HOW I KEEP MY JAN SLACK, SO MY MOUTH HANGS OPEN. I TRY NOT TO SWALLOY EITHER, SO I DROOL, AND I KEEP MY EYES HALF-FOCUSED SO I DONT USE ANY MUSCLES
AT ALL
I TAKE A PASSIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND EXTEND THE PASSIVITY TO MY ENTIRE BEING. I WALLOW IN MY LACK OF PARTICIPATION AND RESPONSE.
UTTERLY INERT
IM GOING TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU START ATTRACTING FLIES.
I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY NEURAL TRANSMITTERS
SHUTTING DOWN._OOK, HOBBES, I CUT A PIECE OF CARDBOARD TO MAKE A TV SCREEN
SEE, I JUST HOLD IT UP AND ITS LIKE I'M ON TV.
WOW, YOUR TOO BAD I
OWN SHOW!
CANT REAL »
FORCE MY WAY
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, NO ONE IN THIS HOME
CAN TURN


INTO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE'S HOMES EACH
DAY
ME OFF.!
SO WHATS IT
ITS GREAT!
LIKE BEING ON TV P
NOW THAT I'M ON TELE-VISION, I'M DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY ELSE!
I'M FAMOUS! IMPORTANT!
SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS ME, EVERYTHING I DO NOW IS NEWSWORTHY.
IM A CULTURAL ICON
I THINK
WATCH, I'LL
YOUR ANTENNA
USE MY
NEEDS
PRESTIGE
ADJUSTING.
TO ENDORSE A PRODUCT^
HI, IM CALVIN, EMINENT TELEVISION PERSONALITY, HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT NEW, IMPROVED CHOCOLATE FROSTED SUGAR BOMBSi I LOVE 'EM!
THEY'RE CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE, CHEWY ON THE INSIDE, AND THEY DONT HAVE A SINGLE NATURAL INGREDIENT OR ESSENTIAL VITAMIN TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT RICH, FUDGY TASTE! MM-MHS
YES KIDS, YOU'LL LIKE 'EM SO MUCH, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO SIT STILL! REMEMBER! ITS THE CEREAL I GET PAID TO RECOMMEND BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ARE YOU FILLED WITH THE DESIRE TO EMULATE ME AND EAT THE CEREAL I ENDORSE? IF NOT, I CAN REPEAT THIS EVERY DONT YOU
20 MINUTES
THREATEN ME.




HI MOM!
THAT'S NICE.
IVE GOT MY OWN TV SHOW.
HE'S CAAALVIN!
AMAZING, GREAT CAAALVIN!
OH, HE'S THE ONE THAT YOU'D LIKE TO MEET!
HE'S THE ONE WHO JUST CANT BE BEAT!
HE'S CA-A-ALVIN! LA DA TA DA DAAAAA!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
BOY. WHAT AN AUDIENCE!
THANK YOU! PLEASE! HA HA! NO, REALLY, SIT DOWN!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
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I'M CHANGING THE CHANNEL OK?
SORRY, IM ON ALL THE NETWORKS
WHERES YOUR
MY FALL
TV SCREEN ?
LINEUP GOT CANCELED
DAD SAID ONE TV IN THE HOUSE WAS BAD ENOUGH, AND HE PREFERRED THE ONE WITH THE VOLUME CONTROL.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO CABLE
IVE GOT AN IDEA FOR A SIT-COM CALLED ỊFATHER KNOWS ZILCH "OH GREATEST OF THE MASS MEDIA, THANK YOU FOR ELEVATING EMOTION, REDUCING THOUGHT, AND STIFLING IMAGINATION.
THANK YOU FOR THE ARTIFICIALITY OF QUICK SOLUTIONS AND FOR THE INSIDIOUS MANIPULATION OF HUMAN DESIRES FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES.
THIS BOWL OF LUKEWARM TAPIOCA REPRESENTS MY BRAIN. I OFFER IT IN HUMBLE SACRIFICE. BESTOW THY FLICKERING LIGHT FOREVER.YIKES! NOT ANOTHER EXTREME CLOSE-UP ON SOMEBODYS ANGUISH AND GRIEF!
WHY DO TV CAMERAS ZOOM IN SO CLOSE TO PEOPLES FACES THAT YOU CANT EVEN SEE THEIR ENTIRE HEADS?
DO THEY THINK WE CANT READ THE PERSON'S EXPRESSION FROM MORE THAN TWO INCHES
AWAY ?/
WHAT A VIOLATION OF PERSONAL SPACE! WHAT A SHAMELESS INTRUSION' WHAT A HEARTLESS ASSAULT ON HUMAN DIGNITY!
WHY ARE YOU STANDING AGAINST THE WALL?
IM
WATCHING TV.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gotta tell you, a company selling a product, that when added to the shopping cart also adds $4.95 to get hassle free returns has lost my business to the one that has a fair return policy.
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think it’s important to point out amazing people while they’re still alive too. Mackenzie Scott is doing the work!
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These days when you call the VA they are ALWAYS experiencing a higher than usual call volume. They now tell you how long the wait will be but it’s usually 15-20 minutes versus the 5-6 before. The enshittification under Republicans continues.
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey. Hey! HEY! Can we talk to you about Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Treats?
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wonder if he ever whispers it to himself: taking the overfull trash out, the bag breaks spills trash everywhere, he looks down, hands on hips… “Thanks, Obama.”
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Checking up on Private Ryan
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A theater full of kids and my girlfriend at the time asks loudly “Are you crying?” As the lights come up at the end of the”The Iron Giant”
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Bonnie Adamson @bonnieadamson.com · 25/07/2026
Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Seriously. You need to read this.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sometimes, on really good days, my hatred of Trump abates enough that I can feel sorry for the scared little boy he is on the inside.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I need to do this, as I know I’m bad at posting anyways
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“you’re not welcome!”
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love that I’m seeing this called “vandalism” instead of art.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well that hit me in the feels.
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Jennifer ♾️ aura points KP @jeniuskp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So mitch suddenly shows signs of life the exact same day a different senator unexpectedly dies? They aren't even hiding the necromancy anymore
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Chicago style. I was in my 40s when I first had one, and I weep for the years I lost not having them this way.
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mike D: I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell Ad Rock: about IRAN MCA: UKRAINE Mike D: the unfolding situation all 3: in MAINE
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watch this video to grasp how big modern container ships are. This blocked the horizon as it entered Savannah
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FIFA was right: football *does* bring the world together.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My friend let her 10 y/o watch Sixth Sense, and I asked him how it was. “Most boring horror movie ever”
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m “The Skeptic” and that feels accurate. No idea who Ed Zitron is though.
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Bill @oldpine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is awesome!
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