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Old Man Scythe

@oldmanscythe.bsky.social
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Gamer of various flavors, generally pretending to be a grumpier person than I actually am.

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suitschains.bsky.social @suitschains.bsky.social · 14h
H/t to @measuredandslow.bsky.social
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know that anyone who needs to hear this will, but if you ever find yourself thinking "I know that every kids-these-days take in history has been terrible, forever, but THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT" then please, please, please do ANYTHING other than record yourself.
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Pupperpotamus @pupperpotamus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hot take is that fandoms have always been a majority of nice people with a subset of absolutely rancid, judgemental arseholes that never got bigger, just louder, but because platforms learned that arguments drive engagement and therefore you see more ads, they tailored algorithms towards that
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And this is at the heart of my “system matters” arguments I make (To bring out a line that is probably deader than dead). If I can do something no matter what the system we play, then it doesn’t matter what system we play. So then why THIS system? And that’s where I turn into a systems monkey.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 21/09/2026
When a wizard dies, their spells unravel. But the pattern lingers a while. When Fitzglob died, other wizards swarmed his tower, trying to find his time-stopper room, which you exited as soon as you entered, no matter how long you spent inside. "Here! This room!" "Why?" "It has a reading chair!"
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that somehow Republicans think I'm a Republican in Texas.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I honestly don’t know that I have one. The two that most come to mind are Final Fantasy I and Wing Commander (II or privater). But really I played a bunch of different games. But rarely obsessively or like “this is AWESOME”.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Um, building very efficient resource gathering transport systems. Probably because I didn't file the appropriate permits.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Rabbit @lochinvar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
W/alt. Very “read that thing you just typed again please” alt.
So, in fact, the bill did nothing to improve affordability.

Now, to the current situation. New apartment buildings have shaken the rental market, as the city has overbuilt.

Many of the new buildings are offering as much as three months free rent in an effort to lure new tenants.

Investors who own older buildings are forced to lower rents and eat three months or more rent in order to rent their properties, and rental rates have fallen. If they have mortgages, they are in trouble.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Soooooo there was a big push to get people to sign up as poll workers over the last ~10 days or so and uhhhh We are now at 27,000 new poll workers. 💪💪💪 This is not a joke, that's twenty-seven THOUSAND people.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix
ALT: Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix
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Frank Wunderlich-Pfeiffer @frankwunderli13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If one thing is wrong with politics, then it's the idea that activism must make people as scared as possible about a problem in order to achieve anything at all. What we get is huge amounts of disinformation getting spread by people thinking they are doing THE RIGHT THING(TM) - and complete apathy.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Food safety & preventing outbreaks is like steering a cruise ship. Very small decisions- bad ones AND good ones- make a very real difference! But also, this stuff doesn't turn on a dime.
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Boys Steering a Ship's Helm
Alt: some kids turning a ship's wheel
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John Harper @johnharper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Talking with Cam, had to make Reacher as a Ride or Die character. :)
A Ride or Die character sheet for Jack Reacher. His talents are Largeness, "No.", and Uncanny Insight. His signature ride is "One of the bad guy's cars."
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alien Wikipedia entry that's like "Earth Civil War, 8,000 BC - ongoing," and the most incomprehensible and lengthy belligerents sidebar imaginable that when you untangle it really does show the United States and Ur are on the same side in a longue durée sort of way.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was looking up old Poor Richard's Almanack quotes for more "two wolves" material. Not all of these stuck around, but I did like this one: “The Golden Age was never the present Age.”
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY DADS GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: ah... time to start a secret family across town 40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: i just need to get my pen situation figured out once and for all!
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Magic: the Gathering card design got a lot better when they recognized the distinction between 6/10 "everyone thinks they're fine" cards and 6/10 "Half the people hate this card, the other half thinks this is the best card ever printed" cards Sometimes the midline is because it WAS made for you
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It can’t be any harder landing in the NES top gun game, can it? (Reference for those who didn’t play ridiculously old NES games: www.reddit.com/r/nes/commen...)
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From the nes community on Reddit: Top Gun, the definitive guide to landing the damn plane on the aircraft carrier (spoilers, duh).
Explore this post and more from the nes community
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“AI lowered the floor of what anyone can produce, but it didn’t raise the ceiling of what’s good. So your team ships more stuff but none of it is better. If you’re the kind of person who got into this to make good things, that’s depressing.”
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So much of this. I’ll do silly one offs, I’m looking at you Toon and Paranoia, but if I’m going to play - I want my competence porn.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh wow. Glad you got restocked.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 08/08/2026
The legit most unrealistic part about Primer, the ‘04 sci-fi thriller, is that two tech bros sat on their invention for a few years because they wanted to understand the implications of their technology and not release it to world too soon. And yes, it also includes building a Time Machine.
The theatrical release promo poster for Primer.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/08/2026
If the concern is economic, then yes, it’s the big market segment right now! Go nuts! Come hang with the big girls! If it’s “I, a dude, do not see enough specifically dude-coded books in the fantasy section,” then listen, if I could pick up Azure Bonds as a teenage girl, I expect you’ll live.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finally. someone who is willing to discuss Porter’s five forces And all the rest. (I’ve often stared that getting my MBA turned me far more into a leftist)
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Teaching Magic #MTG
Thanks for teaching me how to play Magic.
Let's play with our hands up so I can explain what to do.
Next, see that you have no lands and yell,
"Mana screwed?!
This game is so unfair!"
Mana screwed?!
This game is so
unfair!
First, draw seven cards.
Okay, done.
Wow, you're a natural.
I never knew
Magic was
So much fun!
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Go blow something up!
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s my emotional support backlog, thank you very much.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every day is a good day to post American Gentry! h/t @patrickwyman.bsky.social
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yep. Given a large enough population, every opinion shall be expressed, so pick the ones you want. Cause someone is not going to like it.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do you know how bad public perception of AI tech has to be for LinkedIn of all places to let you start flagging it?
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Tomer Abramovici @budgetcommander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I want this to be a playable sideboard card It makes me so happy
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And also doesn’t get mushy when cooked. I’d be tempted to try them if I could get locally because that’s always been my problem with cooked squash - the mouthfeel.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@colleencricket.bsky.social
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A refusal to accept "I don't want to talk to you" from other people as a valid stance that should be respected remains undefeated as the most reliable red flag a guy online can wave
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Uhhhhh, girl dinner is a specific thing. Also apparently I'm also a woman on her own.
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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This also underscores the point that the people who are currently “running the government like a business” don’t know how to run businesses either
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“All restaurants are Taco Bell” Is really undergoing the same kind of dystopian transformation of meaning previously reserved for TVs tuned to a dead channel.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My friends needed to stage an intervention for me and Sultai (or as I play it wet Golgari) so you are seen.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That sound you’re hearing is the mouse clicking of 10,000 post-post-apoc solarpunk RPG indie gamedevs saving this PNG to their mood boards
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yep. Find a hobby that allows for interactions. Interact over the shared interest. Generally interact more and more.
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Old Man Scythe @oldmanscythe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Verify your age.” I remember sun tan oil.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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Aaahh!!! bstract Tesseract @abstracttesseract.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
yeah I'm all for kids learning to deal with boredom, but the US is at the convergence of "kids are banned from using devices"+"free hangout spaces are gone"+"existing in public is illegal"+"all the adults in the kids' life are being constantly surveilled by their employers for most of the day"
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