Reposted by Jacob HagenSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592721700
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The crimson sunrise in Minneapolis this week made me feel both filled with peace as well as assured we will be victorious and drink the blood of our enemies 💞❤️ 0151
Reposted by Jacob HagenDix @dixonij.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hoooo buddy the Magic color pie transporter prop is dope. This is gonna be awesome as hell for photo ops in Atlanta if they bring it. 5395
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026You love to overhear a principle engineers meeting where he very loudly says "Well sure if we do everything perfect with no errors then yeah" 010
Reposted by Jacob Hagenspookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026¡LA PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN! 0303
Reposted by Jacob HagenChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026PAUSA DE REFEREE GOT IN THE WAY ION 31665
Reposted by Jacob HagenGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 29/06/2026America’s real state fair starts August 27th. Plan accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter. 532138300
Reposted by Jacob HagenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts 522417284
Reposted by Jacob HagenLogan @ Scryfall.com @logan.scryfall.com · 01/06/2026If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time. 722879654
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Well I guess it's about that time to start the next tng rewatch 000
Reposted by Jacob Hagenwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155753096
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I gotta say the worst part about yesterday was getting my steam deck burgled from my house the morning before I went into surgery. Now I'm laying down recovering on the couch and despairing over the fact I could be playing video games rn 000
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You haven't lived til youve appended a binary file with a flash config block to port firmware to a new flash IC 100
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Other have much more clear photos and videos but here are mine. Mayday was awesome as usual. Also we got magical parking on 35th on the park lmao 000
Reposted by Jacob HagenWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Happy May Day! I fucking love it here 326151
Reposted by Jacob HagenIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/05/2026The little kids very earnestly beating a cardboard ICE truck with a stick are sending me I love this town 037642
Reposted by Jacob Hagenlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 24/04/2026none of the cutesy ways people try to get out of reading their children bedtime stories actually qualify as the reading of a bedtime story nor do they achieve the individual or societal goals of the reading of said. sorry, there's no workaround. crack open make way for ducklings big guy 3047353
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Got hit with the hardest post-lunch need-a-nap that I've had in awhile 000
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Someone wrote that Skyrim is old enough to be considered a Retro Game and I was really not prepared to consider that 000
Reposted by Jacob HagenRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/03/2026People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life. 1131829346
Reposted by Jacob HagenJiikae @jiikae.com · 17/03/2026The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster 11994013080
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026@thejinkx.bsky.social just saw le miserables in person and when one day more came on I turned to my partner and said "were you thinking of jinkx's version too?" 000
Reposted by Jacob HagenCarl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 18/02/2026Scientists have seen Asgard archaea crawling for the first time. When it comes to the origin of eukaryotes, this is like seeing a feathered dinosaur in the wild. (Video courtesy of Philipp Ralder) 10469135
Reposted by Jacob Hagenthe moon report 🌒 @seachanger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026message from MN 21279504
Reposted by Jacob HagenIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news. 21691710
Reposted by Jacob Hagens. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 26/01/2026‘The people are being charged with keeping the peace, asked to stand firm against the federal agents who are disrupting it. This is a sick form of double taxation — your paycheck gets docked so that a guy in a mask can beat you up while you try to calm him down.’ 01417346
Reposted by Jacob HagenRainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 09/01/2026By Lila Dominguez, Editor in Chief of the Roosevelt Standard, news site of Roosevelt High School: "Later in the afternoon today my high school Roosevelt was paraded by ICE vehicles during dismissal. Our community and staff stepped up to protect one another."rooseveltstandard.comICE Needs To Get Out Of MinneapolisOn Wednesday January 7th at 3:20 pm I was working in the wrestling basement of Roosevelt Highschool to publish an article about the tragic event that occurred earlier today in South Minneapolis when a... 4517177
Reposted by Jacob HagenKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928746221344
Reposted by Jacob HagenCarmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It's really easy to despair and feel hopeless these days, but there are a lot of people out there who care. 61117357
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It's so bullshit the bank doesn't send me a --mortgage paid-- message in the style of elden ring boss defeated every month 000
Reposted by Jacob Hagenleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever 10695135
Reposted by Jacob HagenDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/10/2025merkle search tree? sounds fun, I hope merkle find tree 726222
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 01/10/202513 year old me was convinced this was the sexiest, most romantic love song ever written youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?...youtu.beCrazy Town - Butterfly (Official Video)YouTube video by CrazyTownVEVO 010
Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025It's been pretty great going back and forth between sea shanties/Irish folk music and dance/electronic lately It is september afterall 030
Reposted by Jacob HagenWyk @wykrhm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Team Falcons are the Grand Champions of The International. Congratulations. #TI14 #Dota2 56215
Reposted by Jacob Hagene.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 28/07/2025if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit 101567386
Reposted by Jacob HagenDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025If dudes are lonely, here are some suggestions: —Go to the comic shop —Start a feminist book club —Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them —Throw more parties —Join a maker space —Build a rocket —Shove fascists in the rocke 231144227