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Jacob Hagen

@ol-stinky.bsky.social
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embedded software engineer, Warhammer Guy™️ former MtG tryhard he/him I play a bit of dota2. Minneapolitan Currently vacillating between gao hong and charli xcx

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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 6h
Real
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The rare awwooooo I can hear from my office
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You absolutely love to see it
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The crimson sunrise in Minneapolis this week made me feel both filled with peace as well as assured we will be victorious and drink the blood of our enemies 💞❤️
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For detailing Yedi detailing in Richfield(?) are really good. It's a tier above just like interior vacuuming if that's what you're looking for dans nicollet car wash does a decent job
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bullying works
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Too much charisma
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Den protector
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They got the doom but underlord pitting everyone off of sniper was just too effective
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hoooo buddy the Magic color pie transporter prop is dope. This is gonna be awesome as hell for photo ops in Atlanta if they bring it.
MTG Festivals IG story of a transporter pad with the Planeswalker symbols and the WUBRG color pie as transporter pad spots
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Late awwwwooooooooo
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Make sure you got earplugs for the sirens 😔
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My bro is literally on a modern day odyssey
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's almost pickle pie month
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We fuckin made it chat
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy based
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I will hold onto hope of seeing the green, lush fields of this feed one day 😭
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Donald grill-special
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You love to overhear a principle engineers meeting where he very loudly says "Well sure if we do everything perfect with no errors then yeah"
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
¡LA PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN!
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
PAUSA DE REFEREE GOT IN THE WAY ION
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 29/06/2026
America’s real state fair starts August 27th. Plan accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's one of the worst mundane tragedies. Wouldnt even wish it on my sworn nemesis
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
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Logan @ Scryfall.com @logan.scryfall.com · 01/06/2026
If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No he would
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I work a a giga corp so our costs are going from 35k$/month to well over 100k$
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is happening now because GitHub copilot is changing its subscription structure to charge for usage based on tokens. My company just ran our usage numbers. would be charged 3x more starting June 1. Companies are having to take a hard look at a huge cost and a lot are wondering if it's worth it
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Mark O'Connell @oconnellmark.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Well I guess it's about that time to start the next tng rewatch
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I gotta say the worst part about yesterday was getting my steam deck burgled from my house the morning before I went into surgery. Now I'm laying down recovering on the couch and despairing over the fact I could be playing video games rn
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's okay Ryan you still have time to append a binary file with a flash config block to port firmware to a new flash IC
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You haven't lived til youve appended a binary file with a flash config block to port firmware to a new flash IC
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Other have much more clear photos and videos but here are mine. Mayday was awesome as usual. Also we got magical parking on 35th on the park lmao
Giant metal mad max ferris wheelShip hull turned up on a floatEnormous loon floatHuge red snow plow float that says "abolish ice" in fancy font
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Happy May Day! I fucking love it here
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/05/2026
The little kids very earnestly beating a cardboard ICE truck with a stick are sending me I love this town
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
none of the cutesy ways people try to get out of reading their children bedtime stories actually qualify as the reading of a bedtime story nor do they achieve the individual or societal goals of the reading of said. sorry, there's no workaround. crack open make way for ducklings big guy
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Holy frick
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Sounds about right
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Got hit with the hardest post-lunch need-a-nap that I've had in awhile
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Someone wrote that Skyrim is old enough to be considered a Retro Game and I was really not prepared to consider that
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Waaa waaa don't eat my wunch my wom made it fow me
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I do like that his back explodes
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is the first I've heard of this game lol. I only ever did scarlet violet ranked so never seen these mega mons
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is all incredible deep lore. Amazing
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/03/2026
People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life.
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Jacob Hagen @ol-stinky.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This type of guy was singlehandedly responsible for Wendy's making the baconator
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