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hugo | she/they | 30-whatever | here for pirates and literally anything else people who love pirates love

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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Witness Marks' Stede speech bubble. (If you haven't read @xoxoemynn.bsky.social Witness Marks series, run, do not walk, to read it now. archiveofourown.org/series/3392956 )
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“ One good day can cure months of sadness.” Beau Taplin. Photo art by Benjamin Wolf "Lonely Tree"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
[social media post featuring a bizarre, horrific medical image paired with text commentary. The image shows a medical X-ray or scan of two hands and wrists where the bones are completely shattered, fragmented, and disconnected in a chaotic mess, with one hand seemingly severed entirely at the wrist. Above the image, text reads "u're are a doctor from doctor university . what's the diagnosis?". Below the image is a response from an account named milena☆ with the handle @milenkadraws.]

oh thats just normal for women. try taking ibuprofen or maybe losing weight
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A lot of congratulations are in order for long suffering Knicks fans, but maybe none more than Spike Lee who has been courtside for nearly every Knicks game for the last 41 years
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Go On Wipe It On The Curtains & Get The Fuck Outta Here It's 8:00PM
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just saw a guy at pride wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ Sodomy” and I just think Ed Teach should have one of those too
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
back ok my fridge-magnet-poetry-fic kick with what I personally consider kind of a banger about were-Ed. 😌💕🐇
fridge magnet poetry reading: were-ed slurping pussy/ munching clam/ he comes on those boobies. 
the words "pussy" and "boobies" are painstakingly crafted with one million little suffix magnets.
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
too bad it's taken because Dick Van Dyke is such a great drag king name
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
A piano with a sign that says “I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.”
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
warmth. good food. intercourse. orgasms. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is one of my very favorite fics. It starts amazing and then just gets better and better as you go. Magnificent feat. Dear to my heart.
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Forget “girl dinner,” I want “sad pirate dinner”
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
if you (like me) are stuck with endless snow and that weird end-of-winter headspace, check this out 💖 #ofmdfic
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
no, no!!! it looks good!!! promise!! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Alt S1 scene: #OFMD
Stede lying on top of a bunk bed looking horrified. Text reads “What have you done with your bangs?!”
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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
only some of my creations from over the last couple years
ed with bangs in impossible birdsed with bangs in the curse of the seafaring lifeed with bangs in impossible birdsed with bangs in fun and games
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ed showing stede his phone as soon as he feels overwhelmed at a party
picture of an iphone with the notes app open that says “please please can we leave” and “also maybe a Taco Bell run on the way home they have a new menu”
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stopped by NPR and found myself a perfectly sized desk.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I feel so seen 😌💕💕💕💕💕💕
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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
HAPPY YESTIVUS, @knotwerk.bsky.social !! Enjoy this ABSOLUTE nonsense 💙💙 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/77037346 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77286731
Stars Above
(Kraken Below)
3700 words
by ghostalservice for knotwerk! 
podfic by kninjaknitter 
cover art by deanbird
rated t
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Slings & Arrows, Bojack Horseman, and Avatar: The Last Airbender come to mind, for me. All three had excellent finale seasons and feel satisfyingly complete to me.
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A little sketch. Thank you again for the reference, roxi! I absolutely adore this look. It was so much fun to draw!
A cartoon illustration of OFMD Edward Teach dressed in tiny purple, cropped tshirt and a black leather bottom decorated with a studded belt and chains. Ed's glorious mane of curly grey hair falls down around his shoulders. He's wearing black strappy heels decorated with silver belts.
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kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hap birf horsey friends 🥳
A brown Lego horse and a white Lego horse standing in a field of Lego grass and flowers, sharing some apples and a birthday cake with a carrot stuck on top #OurBricksMeanDeath
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This is a comfort fic of mine. I adore it and I adore the podfic and I adore the author.
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon 2026 @happydaiz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The podfic of Ode to Divorce by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social is now complete at 3,5hrs. If you're wary of a fic with Divorce in the title, don't be. This is such a sweet story of introspection, communication, and talking it through. These boys will melt you 🫠🫠🫠
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
via @paleoterrific on Insta
via @paleoterrific on Instagram - 

meet with your friends for half an hour [guy smiling and saving]    

the next few days [guy sleeping and tongue out]
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
One million kudos to all the XMas fic writers. Thank you for the distraction from awkward family situations. You are the heroes of the holiday season! ❤️💚 #OFMDFanfic
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is adorable!! 🥹
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Nothing has made me joyfully screamier over the last few weeks than following this (sweet, beautiful, hot) story by @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social and getting to see the 🥵🫦 incredible fucking art @deanbird.bsky.social has made for it.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Woo hoo!
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Here is my art for Chapter 1 of @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social 's fic Closest to Heaven! (New chapters posted Weds) Ed and Stede are best friends and it's the 90s. Stede is slow to realize why no kiss can measure up to the kisses he's shared with Ed😌✨ Read it: archiveofourown.org/works/748208...
A top view  illustration of young Ed and Stede in a twin sized bed with a puffy purple comforter. Ed is reading a Star Trek comic book with one hand and has his other around Stede's shoulder. Stede is curled up to his side with his head resting on Ed's shoulder. On the floor you can see the edge of a rug with blackbeards flag design, an etch-a-sketch, and more comic books. There are two nightstands beside the mattress. One has a regular lamp and a glass of water, the other has a glass of water, a purple lava lamp, and a koosh toy.
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Pogo 🎨 is simping for hansry @pogonr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
tummy smoochies :))) #myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie ok i TRIED I WASNT SURE WHAT TO DO??? how were shoes easier than tummies 😭 blame @ericavee.bsky.social
My attempt at a sloppy smooch but its taika and rhys bellies from the quoted pictures
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Final chapter + epilogue of my collaboration with @petrichorca.bsky.social and @mahnah.bsky.social originally written for were-animal day in AUgust 2025 is up (link below) and @mahnah.bsky.social made some GORGEOUS art for it:
art by Mahnah of Ed and Stede snuggling on a couch with a cute little white dog on Ed's lap
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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
ITS HERE!! Ch3 of Flight of the Albatross is back after a 7 month hiatus!! Featuring 6 new art pieces and a short summary to catch you back up 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/620391...
A fic title card with the words Flight of the Albatross in white over a light sky blue background. There is an illustration of a Takahē bird on the right in green grass. In the center bottom it reads "a Gentlebeard fic by Deanbird" with a small fern icon.
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
stede showing ed the auxiliary wardrobe
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
really excited to share chapter 3 of clothing swap AU soon!! Stede and Ed are gonna meet (cutely)! and they're gonna talk!
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Jill | followedmystar @followedmystar.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Chapter 8 of The Body Kinetic is here! I'm dropping it at your feet like a cat who fucked off three months ago and then reappeared this morning with a chewed-up lizard just for you. 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/672341...
archiveofourown.org
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
>SATIRE Support Group For Chronic Illness Patients Accidentally Becomes Cult After Everyone Way Too Fatigued To Leave 

[pic of cult members]  MyBodyisTryingToKillMe.com
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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
He DEMANDS them! #ofmd #OFMDfanart
An illustration of Ed Teach in a white T-shirt with a cat drawn on it. The cat is holding a knife, and there are words scribbled on it reading "FOREHEAD KISSES NOW!" There are stars and hearts around Ed and he has a squinty, smiling face that's just asking for a smooch.
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ed in this pretty please 👀💜
A deep purple suit jacket covered in sequins with satin lapels and pockets
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kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Halloween budget is nonexistent but the whimsy persists nonetheless, please enjoy this terrifying scene ooh aah scary
Two small white pumpkins with plastic vampire fangs and beady red eyes sitting on a table
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
What have I done???
A drawing of OFMD characters Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in an au where Stede has a set of dicks along his body like nipples. Don't look at me, I didn't make the rules. Long Stede, stretched out naked in bed grips at the sheets, eyes closed and mouth in a smile, cheeks flushed. Along his body, five little naked Ed's suckle at his dicklets. Two other Ed's lay sleeping, sated from their feeding.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Gang, every sentence of this made me wriggle in absolute delight and now I have a thing for feet, I guess.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Friends, this fic made me laugh very hard. It’s got incredible comedic timing, Commitment to the Bit and soooo much delicious smut.
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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Screenshot from the OFMD pilot of The Swede drinking tea and looking sanguine or gormless depending on your mood
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
#ofmdkinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public #ofmdnsfw
Digital fanart of Ed and Stede from OFMD. Only parts of their bodies are visible through a car window (rolled halfway down). Stede is naked, lying across Ed's lap, their fronts pressed together. Ed is shirtless and has his arm around Stede. Stede has a red heart birth mark on his ass, and anyone walking by would get a decent peek at his taint.
There are three speech bubbles:
Ed: "And what if someone sees you like this?"
Stede [speech bubble is dripping]: "mmh..." 
Ed [speech bubble surrounded by hearts]: "Oh, so you'd *like* that, hm?"
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
thirding this, there are absolutely resources out there for pet food (and human food). if you need help finding it, i am happy to talk you through what words to use/places to look in your area
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The boys have put on their cozy sweaters and are ready for a trip to the pumpkin patch. Mission: find the perfect pumpkin 🎃 #OFMDollsAutumn for pumpkin and black cat 🍂
Two crocheted dolls of Ed and Stede from OFMD wearing long pants, glittery boots, and cozy sweaters. Ed's sweater sleeves are long enough for him to make sweater paws.
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