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@smallestchurch.bsky.social
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hey, it's me, amy. queer, insufferable, writer. she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro archiveofourown.org/users/smallestc… she/her

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 6h
coping with post-reading crashdown with a salted caramel apple pie
salted caramel apple pie
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 10h
mostly my memory of this day in 2023 was D R E A D I N G my BIL's wedding in two days and being so happy i could spend the entire weekend with Them in my head like this
homer thinking about the ballet (the little bear in the cart)
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 11h
last saturday i did a reading with my best pal in an old chuch on an art colony to a full house including my babey and there was art on the windows and the sun was hitting it and you could hear a pin drop in there and now i am moving pixels around on my laptop screen and i want to go Back
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 13h
the babey is in the stage where i cannot get more than three consecutive minutes of work done before i have to rescue the integrity of his skull from the whims of his attention
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let him cook
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
settle a debate: did you learn the old macdonald had a farm song as a memory game? as in every time you add an animal you have to sing the sounds of all the previous animals too? or was it just one animal at a time per verse
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on a five-day writing residency with my best pal and irl writing partner and we have the exact kind of brain damage which means we have spent 48 straight hours angrily dissecting One Headight by the wallflowers bc it played at the bar
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
found the chair company backrooms
mysterious storefront with cardboard in the windows and a FOR RENT sign and the store is apparently called EXTRA SEATING
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as a consumate task completer, there's something about having to choose a section from a draft-in-progress to read that has me feeling like i forgot to do my homework even tho this is the easiest task i've ever been given. "choose something not done yet" sorry i literally can't
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how do you tell a limbic system that leaving the babey for three days will do approximately no lasting damage to either of you
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a spider camped out behind the door in the babey’s room and the babey wanted to be friends so bad he successfully bullied the spider into moving house
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
packing to go away for a few days and realized i probably don’t need to factor in people spitting up on me since the babey is not coming
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cool thanks i hate it
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
partner has started taking the babey for a group fun run type thing with post-run pints at the arcarde bar every tuesday and when i tell you my will to live has grown 250% thanks to this one simple trick of Being Completely Alone For Two Hours
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my enemies struck a powerful blow today but i refuse to be defeated for some reason
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😘
Zoom in on teenage Fast Car Ed's left gray Converse high top covered in pen doodles, among which are the letters SB done in the blocky "Super S" style
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me pulling out my winter clothes and finding the old pregnancy shirts and pjs
homer simpson wearing clown pants in the "those are supposed to be BAGGY" scene
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the problem is that i have many ideas for babey halloween but if i search my soul i know beyond a doubt that the only thing he would want to be is a cat which let’s face it is mid, he should choose better
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
monday is my twenty year anniversary so i’ll give you my best advice: when you’re having a snippy day and you’re annoyed at each other over dumb shit, give the other person a small, easy task that feels like a gift. they feel like they’re fixing it, you feel like you’re loved, it’s a hard reset
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i ordered some boots to replace my old ones and they’re somehow shipping via………doordash?? i don’t understand how anything works anymore
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
please zoom on his sneakers, it's very important to me that you zoom on his sneakers. also yell at @gaywatson.bsky.social about them again pls and thx
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally watching backrooms and aaaah caretaker song!!!!
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not pickles louis
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
help a kitty, if you can 💛
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a thing that makes me laugh a lot when i think about it is that partner and i did couples therapy for a bit, and our therapist was. so hot. like gray haired fit so chill he could probably levitate daddy of a man. that’s irrelevant but i can’t not mention it. anyway
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok for three days the babey stayed awake and cranked and cried and threw up and yelled and complained, and then TODAY, he took a three hour nap during which he apparently grew the neurons required to babble and is now doing that incessantly. babeys are FASCINATING
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it turns out the best part of taking almost a whole year off this book draft bt pregnancy/birth is that with fresh eyes i can see all the spots i started worrying and it stopped being Fun
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this weekend is our anniversary and we can't have a date night bc of the stupid noreaster bc we don't want to make my poor SIL drive up to babysit and BOOOOOOOOO 🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎
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Kninjaknitter 🎤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reading your lovely stories out loud @kninjaknitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This just popped up in my “memories”
Screenshot of an Instagram post with art that is a black background with tiny white dots and a black human silhouette in the foreground.  Caption is the  quote from “fast car” by smallestchurch  “ a leather silhouette against the black sky, absence of stars the only evidence of my presence”
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idk why so many folks seem to be rereading fast car except that it maybe a little bit has ~autumn vibes but i’m very chuffed and i am forehead smooching all of you
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the babey is in overdrive today. turbo mode. crankmaxxing. the whine prince of ennui city. turnt but like sus. -500 aura points. morbs all the way down. etc
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how on earth does one choose a section of in-progress novel to read when the draft has been in flux for years 🥴
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday (derogatory)
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
babey just absolutely housed half of my bowl of black bean soup and that is how i know he is mine
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
babey has the grumps so i am mailing him 2 u
babey with his face in a box and his feet stickin out
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
K IM FINALLY LOOKIN AT FRAMES
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me reading yr posts
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every time i get someone to read wolf hall im like hell yeah now i have another person to talk about wolf hall with
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
uh oh
board book called I HEART PICKLES
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
having a pecked to death by a thousand chickens sort of day, ya know?
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
big sky today
mourning dove on a wire with some crazy puffy clouds behind him
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i want to buy you flowers 😩😩😩
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
drying the duvet cover over the bannister and, jumpscare
cat turning the duvet cover into a blanket fort and scaring the entire shit out of innocent passersby (me)
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mushroom moccs 🍄✨
babey feet in leather moccasins with a mushroom on each foot standing on the sidewalk between my feet
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@ ed
katie benn mock bambi poster that says JUST NOT A POLITICAL PERSON is a complete fantasy, no innocence in ignorance, complacency is not cute, doing nothing does harm, doing nothing is political, ET CETERA
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
okay diatomaceous earth, i didn't know you were that girl
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got a text last night that a pal of mine talked to someone at an industry event who said they met and married their spouse at my old reading series and i cannot believe it’s still happening for a show that ended in 2019 😭🥹💛🥰
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
friday i took 3# of my garden tomatoes and slow roasted them and then tonight i took those and made them into pasta sauce and there is nothing i love more than a pointlessly time consuming and fussily delicious vegetable project
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