smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 6hcoping with post-reading crashdown with a salted caramel apple pie 2230
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 10hmostly my memory of this day in 2023 was D R E A D I N G my BIL's wedding in two days and being so happy i could spend the entire weekend with Them in my head like this 0130
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 11hlast saturday i did a reading with my best pal in an old chuch on an art colony to a full house including my babey and there was art on the windows and the sun was hitting it and you could hear a pin drop in there and now i am moving pixels around on my laptop screen and i want to go Back 0180
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 13hthe babey is in the stage where i cannot get more than three consecutive minutes of work done before i have to rescue the integrity of his skull from the whims of his attention 1200
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026settle a debate: did you learn the old macdonald had a farm song as a memory game? as in every time you add an animal you have to sing the sounds of all the previous animals too? or was it just one animal at a time per verse 1170
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026on a five-day writing residency with my best pal and irl writing partner and we have the exact kind of brain damage which means we have spent 48 straight hours angrily dissecting One Headight by the wallflowers bc it played at the bar 2320
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as a consumate task completer, there's something about having to choose a section from a draft-in-progress to read that has me feeling like i forgot to do my homework even tho this is the easiest task i've ever been given. "choose something not done yet" sorry i literally can't 1140
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how do you tell a limbic system that leaving the babey for three days will do approximately no lasting damage to either of you 1250
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there was a spider camped out behind the door in the babey’s room and the babey wanted to be friends so bad he successfully bullied the spider into moving house 060
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026packing to go away for a few days and realized i probably don’t need to factor in people spitting up on me since the babey is not coming 2370
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026partner has started taking the babey for a group fun run type thing with post-run pints at the arcarde bar every tuesday and when i tell you my will to live has grown 250% thanks to this one simple trick of Being Completely Alone For Two Hours 3640
Reposted by smallest churchsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder 627260
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my enemies struck a powerful blow today but i refuse to be defeated for some reason 6310
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me pulling out my winter clothes and finding the old pregnancy shirts and pjs 1180
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the problem is that i have many ideas for babey halloween but if i search my soul i know beyond a doubt that the only thing he would want to be is a cat which let’s face it is mid, he should choose better 4261
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026monday is my twenty year anniversary so i’ll give you my best advice: when you’re having a snippy day and you’re annoyed at each other over dumb shit, give the other person a small, easy task that feels like a gift. they feel like they’re fixing it, you feel like you’re loved, it’s a hard reset 1290
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i ordered some boots to replace my old ones and they’re somehow shipping via………doordash?? i don’t understand how anything works anymore 3180
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026please zoom on his sneakers, it's very important to me that you zoom on his sneakers. also yell at @gaywatson.bsky.social about them again pls and thx 3497
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026finally watching backrooms and aaaah caretaker song!!!! 130
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a thing that makes me laugh a lot when i think about it is that partner and i did couples therapy for a bit, and our therapist was. so hot. like gray haired fit so chill he could probably levitate daddy of a man. that’s irrelevant but i can’t not mention it. anyway 2290
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ok for three days the babey stayed awake and cranked and cried and threw up and yelled and complained, and then TODAY, he took a three hour nap during which he apparently grew the neurons required to babble and is now doing that incessantly. babeys are FASCINATING 5660
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it turns out the best part of taking almost a whole year off this book draft bt pregnancy/birth is that with fresh eyes i can see all the spots i started worrying and it stopped being Fun 1270
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this weekend is our anniversary and we can't have a date night bc of the stupid noreaster bc we don't want to make my poor SIL drive up to babysit and BOOOOOOOOO 🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎🍅👎 2150
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026idk why so many folks seem to be rereading fast car except that it maybe a little bit has ~autumn vibes but i’m very chuffed and i am forehead smooching all of you 7520
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the babey is in overdrive today. turbo mode. crankmaxxing. the whine prince of ennui city. turnt but like sus. -500 aura points. morbs all the way down. etc 1260
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026how on earth does one choose a section of in-progress novel to read when the draft has been in flux for years 🥴 4160
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026babey just absolutely housed half of my bowl of black bean soup and that is how i know he is mine 0250
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026babey has the grumps so i am mailing him 2 u 2410
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every time i get someone to read wolf hall im like hell yeah now i have another person to talk about wolf hall with 4200
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026having a pecked to death by a thousand chickens sort of day, ya know? 2240
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026drying the duvet cover over the bannister and, jumpscare 2451
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026okay diatomaceous earth, i didn't know you were that girl 0120
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026got a text last night that a pal of mine talked to someone at an industry event who said they met and married their spouse at my old reading series and i cannot believe it’s still happening for a show that ended in 2019 😭🥹💛🥰 1250
smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026friday i took 3# of my garden tomatoes and slow roasted them and then tonight i took those and made them into pasta sauce and there is nothing i love more than a pointlessly time consuming and fussily delicious vegetable project 1260