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hugo fromage

@offsammich.bsky.social
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hugo | she/they | 30-whatever | here for pirates and literally anything else people who love pirates love

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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ouuuuuuugh 🐛💕💕💕💕💕 thank you! i am caterpillaring with flattery. 😘
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Also, Mahnah, this is spectacular!! I love them so much! Your beautiful prints of Edeth and Stedeth were the very first puece of art I made sure to put up in my new apartment.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can confirm and attest that they are an awesome and hard-hitting read even as an adult!
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oh thank you thank you thank you
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
oh heck yes
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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Witness Marks' Stede speech bubble. (If you haven't read @xoxoemynn.bsky.social Witness Marks series, run, do not walk, to read it now. archiveofourown.org/series/3392956 )
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“ One good day can cure months of sadness.” Beau Taplin. Photo art by Benjamin Wolf "Lonely Tree"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
[social media post featuring a bizarre, horrific medical image paired with text commentary. The image shows a medical X-ray or scan of two hands and wrists where the bones are completely shattered, fragmented, and disconnected in a chaotic mess, with one hand seemingly severed entirely at the wrist. Above the image, text reads "u're are a doctor from doctor university . what's the diagnosis?". Below the image is a response from an account named milena☆ with the handle @milenkadraws.]

oh thats just normal for women. try taking ibuprofen or maybe losing weight
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A lot of congratulations are in order for long suffering Knicks fans, but maybe none more than Spike Lee who has been courtside for nearly every Knicks game for the last 41 years
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Go On Wipe It On The Curtains & Get The Fuck Outta Here It's 8:00PM
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ouuuuugh i am feeling so emotional about this beautiful story coming to an end. I can't wait to read it, but also: I don't want it to be over. 💕💕💕🥹
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ooooOoooooh say more 👀
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just saw a guy at pride wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ Sodomy” and I just think Ed Teach should have one of those too
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
how did you get this picture of me on day one of my period
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
baby 😭😭😭😭
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think you should! 😍
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
back ok my fridge-magnet-poetry-fic kick with what I personally consider kind of a banger about were-Ed. 😌💕🐇
fridge magnet poetry reading: were-ed slurping pussy/ munching clam/ he comes on those boobies. 
the words "pussy" and "boobies" are painstakingly crafted with one million little suffix magnets.
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
too bad it's taken because Dick Van Dyke is such a great drag king name
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
A piano with a sign that says “I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.”
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ouuuugh, they look excellent on you! I’m glad they arrived safely. 🥰 💕
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
warmth. good food. intercourse. orgasms. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Beautiful! 🥹💕
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is one of my very favorite fics. It starts amazing and then just gets better and better as you go. Magnificent feat. Dear to my heart.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh my gooooooddddddd I need to hear this
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Holy shit is that what antioxidants are for? whyyyyyyy are humans
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Omg yay!! Do I get to put some kind of initials after my name, now? Perhaps an Arrrrrr?
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yesssssss!!!!! Omg amazing. I’m just rereading it now. 😍😍😍
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You put away that horrible doodle hashtag right now, sir, or I will be forced to challenge you to a duel in defense of your own honor and staggering artistic ability
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Forget “girl dinner,” I want “sad pirate dinner”
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The muse will find you but you must be watching the football
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Shit, this is inspired.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oooh, yes, these look beautiful. I’d be keen on something like this, for sure!
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
THANK YOU, MY NEW BEST FRIEND JENNY 😍
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Devastating! They were beautiful.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
also there used to be a wonderful writer going by the name of Katie Forsythe who wrote wonderful Holmes fanfic, but I can no longer find their work (and it took me like an hour to dig up their name in my old emails from like 2008) but if you are better at googling than I am, it might still exist?
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I have an oldie but a goodie feat. genderfuckery on a train: archiveofourown.org/works/46814
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
They couldn’t have picked a funnier picture for the article cover 😂😂😂
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
CUTTLEFRIEND 😍😍😍
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
if you (like me) are stuck with endless snow and that weird end-of-winter headspace, check this out 💖 #ofmdfic
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If you ever find it again, pls be a pal and shoot me a link 🙏💕
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The stripey boatneck shirt is especially inspired. Also, just. Leg hair.
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Maybe it’s only a matter of time until other romance novels get adapted now that hr is doing so well. (A book and series that I enjoyed reading very much but which doesn’t really hold a candle to the Will Darling books, imo 👀). But your versions of them are so perfect and beautiful. 🥹💕
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I GET PAID IN ONE CALENDAR WEEK AND THEN I’M GONNA GO NUTS
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yessssss, omg. They’re so beautiful, Samm!
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Wooooooooo!! 😍💕
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hollllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy omg. If, um. If one needed to add this to one’s Wolly (Holly Wall) might there be a print available eventually? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 It’s just. It’s so perfect. 💜💜💜💜
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh daaaaang I gotta watch then
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Screaaaaaaaminggggg
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hugo fromage @offsammich.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Uuuuugh, I’m sorry 😩
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