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@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
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im abs im 29 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktr…

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hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
found a missing scene from season two (an older Jim/Olu/Archie art to celebrate #GarlicSoupWeek because even if it's over it's always Garlic Soup Week in my heart <3) #OFMDart #OFMD
Digital fanart of Oluwande, Archie, and Jim from OFMD, in the style of a meme showing three people kissing. There are three panels; first, of Jim and Olu kissing while Archie watches; next, of Jim pulling Archie into a kiss while Oluwande looks breathless; and third, of Archie and Oluwande kissing behind Jim, who is giving the viewer the middle finger. All three are in their Season 2 outfits, and have various teal and orange coloured jewellery.
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ajfkajdjs i knew my voice was changing on T but i just tried to sing along to a song i can usually sing to and i was quickly humbled 💀💀💀 my voice is cracking like crazy, almost like im going through… puberty….
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They've been at this for 20 mins, I love them your honor 😭 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Sketch if Ed and Stede slightly hunched over, holding their tummies and having them talk to each other in funny voices. Their giggling and having a fun time
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in a development that will shock literally nobody, i got like 16k worth of whump and emotional agony into this cannibalism fic and now i have no idea what i'm doing to fix it. i will, but i'm going entirely by vibes
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
more modern AUs where calico jack dies in the middle of the story in totally clownshow ways
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rainy day Ed
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach, headshot, colored with turquoise and purple in watercolor style
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what might have been back again! ft me tapping on ed's egg and BRUNCH DATE!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/893786...
Text reading: And imagine if Ed was pretty.

Imagine if he kept his face smooth and his hair braided— or, or up in one of those fancy dos he'd seen some ladies with, all pinned and laced with flowers and looking more like confection than hair— Fucking imagine if he retired the Blackbeard leathers for good, left that part of him behind, Edward could keep it if he wanted to, but not Ed, no, Ed was all— Soft t-shirts, and soft pants, and one of those dressing gowns like Stede had so many of, and Ed just got to be Just Ed, except that Just Ed was fucking pretty, was delicate, was the kind of thing you kept and defended, and maybe Stede would keep him like that, maybe Stede would want him like that, Stede always fancied a pretty little thing, a sparkling little treasure, and Ed could be that, could be a pretty little sparkling treasure, didn't ever lift a pinky unless she—

Fuck.Text reading: He’d carefully tied the cravat around Ed’s neck then, and then Ed had never given it back, and mostly he hadn’t thought about it, but now he is. Now he’s thinking how Ed’s had it all this time, how both of them have, even after the other Stede abandoned his Ed.

“Here, wait,” his other self had said, when Stede had been about to take off for breakfast. Albatross had dug around in the Chinese clothes, pulled something out of a trouser pocket, and come out with a bit of tattered brocade, dark red. “One more thing,” he’d said, and tied it around Stede’s neck, like a jaunty little neckerchief.

It didn’t match — it doesn’t match, he thinks, as he touches it — and he’d said so, and Albatross had peevishly replied that he knew, but — and then Stede understood. Ed’s bit of red silk. A reminder, to himself, or his other self anyway, and now a message to Ed. That he remembers, that they both remember. Even if it doesn’t match.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one long disciplined life ed/stede | 1.4k | M | hopeful ending unhappy in his marriage, stede goes for a late night walk. he's not alone out there. archiveofourown.org/works/93835496 - #OFMDKinktober2026 sideways fills for 10/2 and 10/3, monster-almost-fucking and cannibalism-almost-kink
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
being trans and having any sort of healthcare needs in the united states will turn you into the joker so fucking fast god fucking damn it
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unfortunately the canninalism fic is going to be way more for whumptober thank kinktober but hey thats okay
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi sorry i literally just did this in the 15 mins before my shift starts but yay #OFMDKinktober is here uh uhh exhibitionism and immobilization (maybe dubcon? idk u can decide if this was discussed beforehand or not)
digital sketch of stede bonnet locked in a pillory. his head is dropped down and he is blushing and drooling and sweating. theres some guy behind him seen from the shoulders up, he is also sweating guess what hes doing back there. another person leans around him pointing angrily at a watch. theres a crowd of ppl surrounding them.
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Kinktober, everyone! When you share your work, tag us here or on tumblr, or use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober, and we'll share your post 🥰 You can also add your AO3 work to our official collection 'ofmdkinktober2026' when you upload your work! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
OFMD Kinktober

How To Share Your Work!

Add your AO3 work to the official collection: ofmdkinktober2026

Tag the OFMD Kinktober account on Bluesky (@ofmdkinktober) and/or on Tumblr (@ofmd-kinktober) 

Use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no one told me i straight up posted this one tuesday 💀💀💀
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy wip wednesday i did say i was working on my cannibalism fic so everyone behold. warnings for mentions in the text of fear of main character death, oblique vomit mention, and conspiracy to commit cannibalism
He tucks Stede back under the blankets, kisses him, murmurs his apologies, and settles back into the chair at their bedside.

Funny, how this is how their relationship began.

Not so funny, that Ed is more and more scared every day that this will be how it ends. 

And then his gaze lands on the bucket, the chunky, nasty contents within. And he realizes that there's less in there than what Ed fed him. That what is in there looks pretty thoroughly broken down. That some of the octopus must have made it into Stede's system. That this is the closest they've ever gotten.

And he has a thought.

Tiny little spark of an idea, and it's completely crazy in direct and opposite proportion to what a long shot it is that this will even work.

But—

Well, kraken is basically octopus, with some added human vitality, some extra fat from the part of Ed that's a mammal, and a little secret sauce on top from Ed doesn't know what, if it's magic, or some sea god shit, or something more arcane than even that, but—

They've tried everything else.

Kraken meat could be worth the shot. 

And for Stede, well, he could ask to take a bite out of Ed's human arm and Ed would hand himself over without a second thought. To give him a bit of the kraken, yeah, it's not even a question.
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
finally writing the cannibalism fix i've been training 4.5 years to write and i am actually having the time of my life <3 it's going to be so good <3 the cannibalism is very literal, but it is also a metaphor, but also stede very literally eats parts of ed's body <3 yipppeee <3333
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ed's hole being penetrated (with a sword)
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For a #FicRecFriday how about this WIP (about halfway done, regularly updating) by @epersonae.bsky.social and @oatmilktruther.bsky.social! It's a wild ride, timey wimey, some hard parts, but satisfying Ed and Stede internal growth! What Might Have Been #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/893786...
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What Might Have Been - Chapter 1 - epersonae, oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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BKTrashCat @bktrashcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bestie's book just dropped today! check out the book he put tireless, loving hours into illustrating: introducingrhythm.com
introducingrhythm.com
Introducing Rhythm — A Picture Book by Alicia Graf Mack
The debut picture book from Alicia Graf Mack, Artistic Director of Alvin Ailey. A joyful story about finding your rhythm, for readers ages 4–12. Pre-order now.
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BKTrashCat @bktrashcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh this is required reading.
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ODB @obitron.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
a lot of white queers don't understand what whiteness is, and that makes much of their interactions with queer folk of color suck, so I'll explain a little. The two facets of whiteness that are most important in this context are that it is a social and legal exemption from racial oppression.
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anyone has any extra coins to spare, im still selling prints, probably til end of year Also open to doing some c0mms as well to help my family, let me know if you're interested! 🫶🏽
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have you stumbled upon something beyond comprehension? - #EdsSensualSeptember #ofmdart
Sexy pinup mermaid Ed flirting hard with the viewer, posing half way in the ocean. Big fuck me eyes while eating a leg. The lighting is dim as if you were alone on a walk on the beach and raised your lantern when you realized there was some kind of big animal out there in the dark with you. 

terms for muting/following: gore blood injury mermaid Edward Teach
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reposting old trans Ed art because it makes me happy 🫶🏽 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Fanart of trans Ed Teach from OFMD wearing a leather mini skirt, with a shell and chain belt, a sparkly belt with multiple circles and a small star belt. You can see from the bottom of his chest to the top of his knees. He is holding his skirt by the rim and is shirtless, proudly showing off his tattoos, top surgery scars, tummy and body hair. The art is done in a dark purple hue.
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would literally not believe me if i described our life now thats how impressed they would be. sometimes i have to remember that when i get depressed about where i am
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon 2026 @happydaiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My 500th work on AO3 is my podfic of Avant Gardener by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social, chosen by @routinesardine.bsky.social. Huge thanks to everyone who donated to the raffle, and everyone who's ever listened or read or left a comment or kudos, and all the authors for letting me record their words 🥰
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tragicallynerdy - Garlic Soup Week is coming!! @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alriiiiight, some vampire Zheng/were-creature Jim for y'all today 😘 From an upcoming full polycule Jim/Archie/Olu/Zheng Garlic Soup fic in which an injured Jim breaks into Zheng's restaurant and gets a whole lot more than they bargained for! #OFMD #OFMDfic
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“This will probably hurt,” Zheng says, gorgeous dark eyes so fucking close to theirs. Then one hand is gripping their chin, tilting it to the side, exposing their neck. There’s no breath on their skin when she leans in, just the soft touch of lips, then a tongue, wet saliva that they’ve heard eases the pain – 

And then she bites them. Long teeth slide into their neck slowly, almost sensually, nothing like the hard tearing of a shifter’s teeth.  It hurts, it does, but not like the burning pain in their side. Her hand on their jaw, the press of her body against theirs and soft slide of her hair over their skin, the scent of jasmine perfume mixing with blood – this doesn’t feel like an attack. 

It feels like a goddamn lover. 
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Then Zheng starts to suck, and fuck, god, it’s so much. Jim can’t help the noise that rips out of them, the soft, quiet moan that they’re hoping (dear god they’re hoping) sounds like one of pain and not one of their whole body realizing how good this feels. Warmth spreads through them, chest all the way down to their cock, and they can’t help the way their hips buck. 

Jim reaches for Zheng, desperately grabbing her arm with their one free hand, trying to cling on. She bats their hand away, grabs their wrist, and pins their hand up beside their head, all without breaking her bite. She’s strong, so much fucking stronger than they feel, and they can lift a thousand pounds without breaking a sweat. 

This is just medical, Jim reminds themself frantically, it’s not hot, it’s fucking not, this is to keep you alive, she hates you – 

“Jesus,” Archie whispers across the room, and the lie crumbles apart. 

Fuck. Fuck.
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you like my art and want to get some nice OFMD digital goods I have some on ko-fi 🌟 like sapphic zine and liquid gold artbook ,,,😊😊 ko-fi.com/rysikart0199... ( psychiatrist and meds came before my first paychek from new job ihhhhhh )
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't have a lot to offer but I can always make everyone's life better and give you HER
fem version of Blackbeard from our flag means death wearing alt outfit version
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all these delicious sailors can't help but crack up on the rocks ☠️ - #edssensualseptember #ofmdart
Chubby siren Ed surrounded by human skeletons admiring his titty
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
practice #2 as I survive this work meeting - model is the gorgeous whatever-lola-wants on tumblr
Warm hyper saturated sketch of bearded long haired person leaning back
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
heyyyy everyone and say hello to chapters 13/14 of what might have been. a short one from the eds, but some more meat to make up for it from the stedes. i can smell that reunion right round the corner :3 archiveofourown.org/works/893786...
He wakes again, a little groggy, definitely sticky and achey and a bit too warm, his face mashed into the other Stede’s shoulder — the sun has risen past the window, and from the reflections of the light it’s at least midmorning.

“Well that was a nice nap,” Albatross says.

“Yes.” He stretches, little pops in his neck and back, easing out the muscles in his arms and thighs, gently moving around the still painful stitches below his collarbone. He feels a new kind of ease: in himself, and with this other version of himself. “Thank you,” he adds, because it feels important.

Stede can see him on the verge of self-deprecation, and then the swerve, the satisfied smile, the sly tone in his voice when he says, “No, thank you.” Pleased with himself, and Stede’s glad to see it.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I just think that Ed Teach, -- #ofmdart #ofmdnsfw #edteach
blue and pink sketch of Ed in a teddy. He's fat and his tits fill out the lingerie and his belly rests in his lap. He's also wearing stockings and a garter belt.
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Miles, knitting screaming agony werewolf @queermedieval.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
5787 BETTER be sweet to everyone I know and care for. OR ELSE
a medieval-style letterpress black and white kind of illustration, with a leafy border around the edges and gothic script reading “Shana Tovah U’Metukah” with decorated initials in the center
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
genuinely coincidental DOUBLE BONUS WORDS in this bit from the ~stede trying not to jizz too soon fic -- i made such good progress on it this weekend !!! #WIPWednesday #OFMDKinktober #OFMDFic
It’s slow. Ed has some kind of saint-like self-control, because it takes an age before he’s flush, front of his thighs against the backs of Stede’s, face scrunched, lips parted. Stede’s torn between screwing his eyes closed to focus on not ejaculating, and having them open to take in the view: Ed, a light sheen of sweat, tattoos blurred by coarse, greying hair, the shadow of muscles, now made shy by middle age catching up with him. The smile. Those eyes. 

“You feel—” Ed groans. “God, you’re fucking tight. You’re— hnngh.” 

“I’m doing okay?”

“Ha, fuck, you're doing great, just— gimme a sec.” 

Now Ed needs a sec? Stede blinks. “Oh!” 

“Don’t fucking start, you’re just—” Ed groans. “It’s kinda doing it for me. The whole first time thing. Getting a real kick out of it.”
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's that time of the week again!! #WIPWednesday Cooking up anything special for Kinktober? We wanna see it! 👀 This week's bonus words... "flush", "tight" and "squirm" 🔥 #OFMDKinktober
Text on top of an image of Wee John working on his flag in OFMD episode 1. 

#WIPWednesday 

Bonus challenge: share a snip that includes one of these words!

Flush | Tight | Squirm
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hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi pals - I'm running a fundraiser raffle!! My nephew, who you so generously supported this spring, could use our help again! He's having surgery in Oct, and my sister is fundraising to cover her unpaid leave + costs. $10 CAD donation = 1 raffle ticket for this painting. See 🧵 for links to donate!
A graphic reading: Hello friends I am running a Fundraiser Raffle. 

My nephew is having surgery in October, and my sister needs financial support for unpaid leave + medical expenses!

 I'm running a raffle for this silly goose painting to support her!

Each $10 donation purchases 1 ticket! Ie, $50 donation = 5 tickets. See links in post to donate + enter! 

On the graphic is a photo of an acrylic painting of a white goose with a very long neck. He is wearing a hat. The background is dark blue. More info about the artwork! It's a 3x9" original acrylic painting by me, Hank Graves. Ships anywhere in the world, shipment covered by me! (If you're not sure about shipping to your country, DM me!) 

Please note that this painting is currently a work in progress - the finished painting will have a smoother background, and more detail added. 

This fundraiser ends when the Go Fund Me does, or October 10, whichever comes first! 

The same photo of the goose painting is attached, but bigger.A full photo of the goose painting.
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Saf ⚔️🫦 SIMP FOR GENTLEBEARD @inneedofdonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Boss makes a dollar He makes a fuckton more But Ed still browses craigslist 'cause his job is a bore ...and ends up helping the hottest man in the world fake his death? @oatmilktruther.bsky.social's Ed and Stede are over the top in the best way possible in this one and it's so fun to read #saffics
Fake Your Death by oatmilktruther

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Wanted: Someone to help me fake my death. I am not trying to commit insurance fraud or avoid criminal charges, but beyond that my reasons remain private. Must have skills and access including but not limited to obtaining a duplicate corpse, lying, misdemeanor level fraud, and a general spirit for malfeasance. Will pay handsomely, pay is negotiable DOE. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! Please do not message me with the intent to interview me for a scientific journal, I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN!Excerpt from the story:

"So," Ed says, swiping crumbs out of his beard. "No offense, but a public place might not really be the best place to talk business."

To Ed's surprise, Stede immediately agrees. "Oh, no, of course not. But I had no intentions of talking business just yet."

"Huh?"

"Well, it's sort of a big ask, isn't it? Whoever assists me with my 'project' as it were is someone I'll have to have a great deal of close contact with. And, what's more, once the project is complete, they'll be the only person I really know. And! Of course! I have no expectations that you maintain contact after the project is complete! But, well… You never know?" Stede ends with a hopeful little glance that makes Ed feel insane for how quickly and easily it pulls at his heartstrings, makes him want to promise Stede everything and forever.

"So," Stede continues. "This meeting is simply to get to know you! See if we're compatible! Enjoy some company and some tasty pastries! Business will come later."

Ed blinks. Wonders if Stede knows he's describing a date, though, in fairness, it's not like Ed has a lot of non-theoretical experience in that area. And in even further fairness, Ed is actually totally fine if this is a date. See above about this Stede guy being hot, and also having excellent taste in pastries and suits and hair care, and also this little dimple that keeps peeking out every time he edges towards a smile. So, yeah, let it be sort of a date, let Stede figure that out at his own pace, this is definitely not the first time Ed has desperately tried to inject some pleasure into the bullshit that is his business.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#EdsSensualSeptember yellow/green
Sketchy painting of Ed posing sexily in yellow and green
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em 🌩️🦊 @slightestwind.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My little selection of wares can be found here: ko-fi.com/captainolima... And my fundraiser target here: ko-fi.com/captainolima... Literally every little helps, and I'm grateful for anything you're willing to part with in these ridiculous times 💛
ko-fi.com
Visit Em's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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em 🌩️🦊 @slightestwind.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hello friends! Next weekend my family and I are taking part in a charity fundraiser walk for the hospice that cared for my dad earlier this year. I don't like asking for money for nothing, so I am offering up some of my handmade ceramics as part of my fundraising 😌
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
ed as the youngest person in his aquarobics class and all the old ladies adore him but he’s too embarrassed to tell them he’s there so that his sex maniac boyfriend doesn’t blow out his popcorn joints
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moderatecitrus/steph (a bird guy) - Wee Con @moderatecitrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Because I have 0 chill, I have hit EVERY prompt for #innkeepersweek and will be posting a chapter a day of this thing. Day 1: featuring guests and gulls. #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/919664...
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
good morning to chapters 11 and 12 and healing sex for everyone <333 archiveofourown.org/works/893786...
Ed thinks, and thinks, and thinks about trying to actually have some fucking fun with someone who knows how he ticks, and doesn't want him dead, doesn't want himself dead, not anymore, someone who wants to play as badly as Ed wants to play, and going to bed tonight with another body warming the fuck-off big bed a much more optimistic Ed had bought himself way back when, and he smirks, flips his hands, and repins the Kraken's wrists.The morning dawns clear and bright, and with the rising sun flooding the cabin windows in the bed nook. Golden light wakes him, slowly easing out of sleep, on his back with his other self’s arms wrapped around him, hands warm and heavy even through his shirt. He watches himself sleep: the furrow between his brows, the way he mutters softly, the twitch of his eyelids and his pale lashes.

All lit by this same golden light, the way it gilds his hair, and for once he’s not with himself and wishing it were Ed. He’s with himself and he can almost imagine Ed being in his place instead. What Ed would see, if he were the one sitting in this bunk watching him sleep. Whatever it was that Ed saw and felt when he thought to kiss this Stede on that beach.

He looks at himself with Ed’s love, and he doesn’t know what that is, it’s not like Ed confessed feelings to him, but he knows the feelings exist. Now, in the quiet of the morning, after everything they’d both said, after the breaking of the crisis: he can almost imagine what it might be.
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy #WIPWednesday, everyone! Working on anything Kinktober-flavoured? We want to see it! (And writers, just for fun, bonus points for snips including the words "wish", "press" or "wrong" 😘)
A screenshot of Wee John working on his flag from OFMD S1E1. Over the top, some text reads: 

#WIPWednesday 
Bonus challenge: share a snip that includes one of these words! 
wish  |  press  |  wrong
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Want a challenge, or looking for extra inspiration for your kinky creations? Presenting... OFMD Kinktober Bingo! Generate a card that takes your fancy, screenshot, and then start working towards your bingo — across the whole event, within a single fic, whatever you like 😊 kissthecuck.neocities.org
kissthecuck.neocities.org
OFMD KINKTOBER BINGO
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's #EdsSensualSeptember and the in universe anniversary of my favorite episode :) - #ofmdart
Gold and red sketch of Ed laying back tastefully covered with a cloth 

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Miles, knitting screaming agony werewolf @queermedieval.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s tuffmustard time 😎😎😎 and I had to Torrent-ify CJ’s sick knight helmet from Toronto because I have been SAYING that a goalie is a type of knight
a peanuts-style drawing of CJ Jackson standing in net in their goalie gear, including a Torrent-ified version of their cool knight helmet from Toronto. There’s a thought bubble above their head filled with an image of themself in a hot dog costume and thinking about a hot dog in a heart. Their stick tape is also printed with hot dogs
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
every time i hear rhys darbys voice on bobs burgers its a beautiful jumpscare
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