Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctLube Enthusiast @lubeenthusiast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 212128
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026they said the left and the right just need to sit down and talk to each other and they were absolutely right. this is the greatest conversation of all time. 1554072
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026By Luce Bahzi 3441461088
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 3440721564
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctBOD4C1TY @bod4c1ty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Beware, Arisen! This prawn yet lives! 0461
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctJoseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We can still create wonders 491297194
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary! 31965123
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026Today, CPSC announced that Colette Devine will serve as the agency's Chief Enforcement Officer. Devine will be the first to hold this title, which replaces Director of Compliance and reflects CPSC's increased emphasis on enforcement. Learn more: cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...cpsc.govCPSC Names Colette Devine Chief Enforcement OfficerCPSC Names Colette Devine Chief Enforcement Officer 4514
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 913449930
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026LinkedIn-ass dom post 081
Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acct @odark3ty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve seen enough. We need to bring back hibernate for computers. No more pulling laptops out of bags with completely dead batteries! 100
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctがんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026みかん眉毛ボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: A Borzoi with mandarin-orange eyebrows. September 2022 0444102
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctGabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 341979
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 451061186
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In Retrospect "Focus M" was the Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story of AAA video games. There's just some shit you can't do with a straight face any more for at least 10 years. 12757121
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctHYPERFREAKT 🎃 @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 10/09/2026 950911305
Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acct @odark3ty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apple is bringing back the iPhone mini with 40 hours battery life and touchid but they’re charging $2000 for it fml 000
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctbrushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this crop art at the minneapolis airport 281957443
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 111622
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctNewbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode 1231673
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 25/08/2026LMAO 1258960
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024456751
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183693
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026 151883353
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/08/2026Every single Republican and gender critical person, including JK Rowling, supports this happening to you. They brag about building a future in which this type of humilating incident is common. 2360262194
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026that specific feeling when u need to leave town for 2.5-3 days and find yourself going down on a mysterious older woman in her mansion so much you get brain damage from oxygen deprivation 1341748
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctRobert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Pictures of beavers inside the Crafty Beaver hardware store on Lawrence Avenue 519221
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 27/07/2026First look at Dan Stevens in ONSLAUGHT. In theaters September 4 from A24. 1216128
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Excerpt from my spec script HEAT where it is about ska instead of crime: INT. DINER -- NIGHT NEIL MCCAULEY: Do I look like I go for that two-tone, trumpet-heavy, English bullshit? DET. VINCENT HANNA (wearing pork-pie hat, vest, Doc Martens, with a little soul patch): No you do NOT. 29011
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 154200204665
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctCreature From The Zach Lagoon @emo-sludge.com · 08/07/2026Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome. 325412263
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acct💜🎃 Spooky Gloopy Skunksky 🎃💜 @raidenhusky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Heads up friends ‼️‼️‼️ Be SUPER SUPER careful sharing Youtube links They made a new update that anyone who clicks it starts "interacting" with you, and can expose your name if you use human info on Youtube/Google Settings -> privacy -> channel visibility for shared links 4114501070
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 13/05/2026Nice try Nintendo, but I already get my water from the source: 1164
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/06/2026taking this article at face value, it misses the point. as someone who was in polite society dc when chapo/dirtbag leftism/whatever caught on, the appeal wasn’t “leftism justifies being mean,” it was not treating genuinely evil political positions with respect or legitimacy they got everywhere else 161585210
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Accterika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 18/06/2026happy birthday Isabella Rossellini 172603365
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctMel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m going to be honest, I write (for a living!) about how these tools work, including how they function (or fail to) in science and metascience applications; including, even, how biases infiltrate these applications. I could not have guessed that it was this bad or this blatant. 07021
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctMel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars. 8153372301
Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acct @odark3ty.bsky.social · 26/05/2026For sale: barking dogs, never bit 010
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Rise of The Machines 2966091608
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctComputer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter 5368462113
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctJennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 08/05/2026(RA the Rugged Man's eyes roll over white like a sharks) Put a little bit of venom in em, hit your missus with that special gism; 100 proof nut, long tail swimmers with anti-bot tism, cataclysmic algorithmism 083
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan Acctmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/05/2026 233338580
Reposted by Monster Energy Lo-Carb Stan AcctEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026SEELE: The LinkedIn data center is under NERV HQ Me: 0267
!["Car Disassembly"
[A Kea next to a tool diagram rejecting a screwdriver, hammer, and pliers with an X, and approving a beak with a checkmark.]
"1. Door Seals"
[Kea removing a car door seal.]
"2. Wiper Blades"
[Kea removing a windshield wiper.]
"3. Aerial"
[Kea removing a car antenna.]
"4. Wing Mirrors"
[Kea dismantling a car side mirror.]
[IKEA-style blue and yellow oval logo]: "Kea"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibyumyx2vd3tovsiserbmabqcxd7utpahd2mps4mfkxkzel3dtalu)
![In an inset frame on a deep purple background is a digital straight lift of a Patrick Nagel painting with all the hallmarks, a 3/4 profile of an alabaster-skinned lady looking back at the viewer. He has a short, shiny black, sexy business lady hairstyle, maroon lipstick, darkly outlined pale colored eyes, a big blue, triangular earring, and she’s wearing a sort of gray jacket over a matching camisole type thing, with a ribbon around her neck of the same gray. The background is flat panels of pale blue, lighter gray, and deeper maroon. Some laser-like lines curved over the design casting shadows. Above and below the inset is very 80s tracked-out sans-serif type saying [above] ‘MAYBE’ and [below] ‘IT WILL HAPPEN’. And then at the very bottom set against a big, hot-pink brushstroke shape with a drop shadow is the word ‘TODAY’ done in slashy purple brushstroke lines that are casting a darker pink drop shadow onto the previously mentioned pink brushstroke. The 80s man. Nothing like it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:txddszqio2wctnyyxbbbaflj/bafkreieszxix343ornqktu6p7qbzqyhpi3zzcqgiyfkvw7jkr23npzm3vq)
