Reposted by octylFractal
just stop. please god stop. why are you making everything round. They're fucking TABS you crazy psychopaths. Why has literally every single possible thing I can click on been turned into a capsule. This is fucking insane. I feel like i'm taking crazy pills.
![FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality
NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.
“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”
Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”
Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”
Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?
“No, not really.”
Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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![post from @ari@fedi.arimelody.space:
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had open-source. We had right to repair. We had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork.
You could've shut your mouth, sold ethical, repairable laptops, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect.
But no, you just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
[picture of a framework laptop]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yct6cvgfipngizry5umzkxr3/bafkreifchp3yddri2z3rfb2q2ica4ptadbrawxob6fre6dn5p5vivtpaqi)
