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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Changed my mind about listing an item on eBay, pressed delete but it looks like someone put a bid on at the same time. It's been up there for 2 weeks, such bad luck.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat illustrating the internationally recognised and indeed, perfect way to ascend a ladder, this is your lucky day. #Caturday
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This cat believes the day starts before 6.
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@flossietp.bsky.social Happy birthday you fabulous woman! 🎇
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I rather unwisely took a mouthful of beer before watching this and nearly drowned.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What do we think, a tenner for the retirement pot?
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This image of London has not emerged out of nowhere. It is the result of a concerted, organised well-funded attempt to portray London – which is probably the most successful example of a multicultural mega-city on the planet – as something dark and dystopian and 'fallen'. bsky.app/profile/poli...
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Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A note to publicists: Maybe hold back from saying how much your client loves what they're promoting unless you're absolutely sure. Meet the fabulous Mr T www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘I don’t chase the dollar. I never did’: the astonishing hidden life of Mr T
He grew up in the ghetto, became a global superstar – then gave it all up. Why did he step away from the spotlight?
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this has to be one of the greatest clips of all time, i will sit and watch it through whenever it comes up because i love him and i love his delivery and i love how there's always a Herzog ending to the tale. god he's one of the greatest to ever do it
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've left my job. Had a lovely leaving bash and was probably far too indiscreet about director type things but check out my candle.
Candle with a large label saying "smells like it's not your problem anymore"
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Lucy, Mighty Bundle @mondaymorningdm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm joining the war on ice cream on the side of ice cream
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally yes
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chappell roan atkinson @turpywurpy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lots of people talking about how Arday needed to be held accountable, but you better believe not one single person will be held accountable for the way he was treated in the days leading up to this.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
@libdems.org.uk
Paddington pushing Ed Davey off a paddle board - No ai used
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/08/2026
we love this show because it admits that the problems of this world are large but then dares to ask: what if a guy was larger
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Lisa Forte @lisaforte.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s crazy to think this little girl’s dream was to log into Microsoft Authenticator 20 times a day and answer whether she’s “enjoying” outlook and would recommend it to friends Living the dream
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 06/08/2026
Didn't expect to moved reading an article about Rod LIddle, and the lesson is here, live your life in a way that your friends don't write this article about you.
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm in my final month of a 3 month notice period. It's been a challenge.
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.
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Aven @avensarah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This made it easy, if you want to have your say on Tim Hortons' very upsetting HP tie-in. affirmingconnections.com/tim-hortons-...
A brown box with text: "I sent mine. I asked TIm Hortons and Restaurant Brands International to end the Harry Potter campaign -- and to say publicly why. Your turn. It takes five minutes."
tinyurl.com/THtoolkit affirmingconnections.com
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If a tree fell in the Commenwealth Games stadium and nobody was watching did it actually make a sound? Viewing figures for women’s 10,000 metres final were 4% (four percent) of the Birmingham 2022 games. How’s selling the rights to TNT going to grow the sport?
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Flossie @flossietp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The best evening, in the marvellous company of @nyncompoop.bsky.social and her delightful son 💕 Quite a bit less raucous than times past 😉
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ok I've done my best to prepare you, but here it is, the hit of the summer, with less than a fortnight to go before the Clacton by-election Mr C presents Sheman - Count Binface There's a guy in the place in a by-election race, and he goes by the name of Count Binface...
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Sheman - Count Binface
YouTube video by Proton
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@columbopodcast.bsky.social
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Actually quite angry reading this. I know it’s a bit passé to talk about “why don’t politicians crack down on people not using headphones on the bus” but I think we do need to reckon with platforms that incentivise people to completely disregard the norms of civil society and get away with it.
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TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses'
The "content maker" published videos of encounters with young women and a female Sikh shop worker where he talked of a plot to "breed out the white race".
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This statement by UEFA on FIFA attempting to sell off the World Cup gave me goosebumps, what a statement - the beautiful game deserves no less “As so long as Europe has a voice, it will never be for sale.”
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can't remember when it last rained in whitstable, maybe start of June? Bracing for water cut off. Once again questioning the wisdom of moving South.
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Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
All of this was predicted. Climate scientists went to great effort to make all the peer-reviewed papers and reports and graphs. "But it just costs too much money." Okay. Cool. How's it looking now, on the money front? Fuck the fossil fuel interests that brought us to this point.
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What the hell has happened to Feasts?
A feast bar with a vanilla ice cream filling. Not choc.
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Will No10North have its own cat do we think?
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Adam Vian @sfbdim.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/07/2026
Ooh I know this one. It's by BANNING THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Rich @ralenthall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I come back to this every once in a while. I love how he breaks Rob. So many of their contemporaries still fawn over Gervais. youtu.be/oDlIzjGkSmc?...
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Stewart Lee reviews Ricky Gervais' Afterlife
YouTube video by internet champ
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Pōneke @archivesrock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My level of commitment to today:
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On this day in 1981, Richard Cobb got an honorary degree from the University of Essex. That may not seem significant to you, but it makes this afternoon the 45th anniversary of one of the finest graduation addresses ever delivered 🧵
A grey slate plaque with white lettering reads: Historian Richard Cobb got an honorary degree here on a sweltering day in 1981. His speech, in full: “Well, it’s very hot and the pubs are open.”
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Will the announcement just be, "I'm finally visiting Clacton....for an hour..."
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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am now absolutely hooked on peach magnums. So good.
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Iain Clark @iainjclarkart.com · 04/07/2026
The amazing Sandi Toksvig says #TransRights at #Pride.
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The sooner the ENTIRE game industry manages to unionise the better, I say it all the time but holy crap the way workers are treated here is atrocious. Be a part of a companies best ever selling game and fired just a few days later, this behaviour should be criminalized
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Nyncompoop @nyncompoop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Unacceptable Larry slander
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Richard de Nooy @richarddenooy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.
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DonnieRock @donnierock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
¿En serio hay que preguntarlo? PORQUE ES UN NAZI!
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
genuinely incredible little thread if you enjoy watching someone lose their mind [positive]
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