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Em, #1 HAYASii groupie

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transbian, programmer, aspiring crazy cat lady. probably thinking too much about fictional gay girls. she/her. archiveofourown.org/users/DoctorAcu…

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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ragnarokette.bsky.social @ragnarokette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Given how often the #1 game/movie/song that no one On Here has heard of is a topic of discussion I think this is a super safe bet. The market demands infinite Call of Duty and the damnable machine is more than happy to oblige.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can Gen AI do Art, the metaphysical creative process? Open question, depends on who you ask. Can Gen AI make Art, the product that people pay money for? Yes. They objectively can.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't know why she didn't come forward when it happened" (slamming my head repeatedly into a keyboard) "Well yeah but the police report changed" (keys begin flying off) "why don't we dox her and hear it ourselves" (the y key is embedded so far into my skull no surgeon can remove it)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@adamgreattweet

watching a romcom: i will die alone

watching true crime: i will be murdered alone
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cringemaster supreme @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#myart #fefw alright #nydinenation it’s our time
nydine fire emblem, her hand is on her hip and her ponytail is obscenely long
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Em, #1 HAYASii groupie @nwclerk1337.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I repost this as a window into my mind, which could garner sympathy for me, which makes me manipulative, which makes me a terrible person.
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kel (delta_owl) 🌿 @deltaowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fefw is a good game because the outrageous and impractical lingerie "armor" is equal opportunity and I'm bisexual. Female archers straight up wearing bikini bottoms. Every man has sexy waist and ab windows. Inner AND outer sideboob for all. Ass in my Fire Emblem WAS more likely than I thought
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we’re going to rehash the Gilded Age, it would be great for wealthy industry magnates to actually fund arts, hospitals, parks, schools, etc.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the more I play Dietrich route the more I remember the prerelease fear that this game was gonna be super straight and it’s very funny. not even 3h would dare to cook something like Fabio lol
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every month or so an American conservative discovers a tenet of Christianity incompatible with conservatism and goes "this sounds like something my BITCH WIFE made up"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meow
A black-and-white cat sits looking at the camera with round eyes. Text reads, “I meow you. Do you meow me?”
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Mercedes says: @rainbowfirebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
house lamine family experience
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
haha girl noooo don’t listen to the voices you are sooo sexy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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GameCube Jake @gamecubejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fire Emblem Fortune Weave's characters when they ask a random bird what the secret to life is and the bird sings a song instead of flapping its wings:
MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE
AND MY DAY IS RUINED
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Final Battle" is not just boisterous phrasing. There are millions of Evangelicals who support Trump b/c they see him as the harbinger of the apocalypse. They rejoiced when Trump moved the US Embassy to Jerusalem b/c it was part of their apocalypse cosplay. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/27/p...
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White House airs another government-funded ad, this time with Trump warning of ‘final battle’ | CNN Politics
The Trump administration is set to launch another overtly political campaign ad funded by taxpayer dollars, attacking the “fake news media” and “the sick political class that hates our country.”
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am begging someone to buy the media rights to Fire Emblem solely to greenlight a 20-season Dietrich/Fabio show.
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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#fefwspoilers i went to gay bulge and everyone there knew you
fabio saying to dietrich:
"Gáe Bolg? A brutal, notorious place. What could you hope to find there?"
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Evo 🎃|| S-Supporting Grima @evomanaphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How my Fire Emblem fortune‘s weave playthrough has been going so far, I love them actually
Fabio and Dietrich fire emblem making out sloppy style like the freaks they are good for them
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Fizzy @ Fortune’s Weave! @fizzyart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this game is great #fefw #fireemblemfortunesweave
The one yaoi base meme featuring Fabio and Dietrich from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
water discourse is going to make me log off for a week
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of this shit, like every query draining a lake, is akin to a religious belief at this point and they’re not gonna be reasoned out of position they weren’t reasoned into. We have two flavors of AI psychosis now basically.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
casual ML? hell yeah, I'm very informal and chilled out when I'm training a classifier.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it is sometimes depressing reading about the shit that people who work at social media companies get to do as an academic social scientist. filling out forms in triplicate for a vignette experiment while if you work at Facebook it's like "let's press the cause depression button and see what happens"
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know I keep saying this but I would love to catch a fucking break
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@schizarella
no it's not.

(quoting)

@schizarella
no it's not.
Readers added context:
Yes it is.

Readers added context:
Yes it is.
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Em, #1 HAYASii groupie @nwclerk1337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new fire emblem has us asking the important questions
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 24/09/2026
I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head
Responding To Whatever
You Made Up In Your Head
Factory
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Freya Faust @freyafaust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So how is your day going?
a comic by worrylines. 1) I must work! 2) But also I must rest. 3_) I know, I'll make a compromise! 4) Today I shall neither work nor rest but I will feel very bad about it.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Took a break from playing Fire Emblem to mess around with a Leda sketch tonight.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 22/09/2026
Cc @pulitzercenter.org
But by the time of Last Ditch's monthly community meeting on September 11, only one of the original founders, Matellian, is still involved. The two others stepped back from the daily operation months before, Matellian says, citing various pressures and health issues. One had enrolled in clown school.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fire Emblem Quote Bot @fequotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report! -Gatekeeper (Three Houses)
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Em, #1 HAYASii groupie @nwclerk1337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#fefwspoilers HOLY HELL i randomly stopped in Ribeira for supplies and got a CLEOBULUS APPEARANCE?! how is she so AWESOME
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pals. 🥰 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a man wearing a white tank top and long trousers and leather shoes. He is crouching on a stone pathway on a lawn outside in the sunshine. Between his knees, he is holding up a long-haired ginger tabby so that it is standing up on its hind feet in a humanoid way. The cat appears calm and relaxed and the man smiles at the camera. 
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leon @lacroixboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
many such cases etc
@notolgaa: if your leftist queer space leaves no room for me, the most mean aggressive annoying anti social person you can imagine so i can constantly make everyone walk on eggshells around me as a sign of some sort of moral superiority, is it really a safe space at all
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Appreciate the lesbian bar story if only because this website so often wants to say that no one actually goes around saying those types of things and acting like that.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If your property has a BUSH and your GIANT OVERGROWN SHRUB completely blocks the view of the STOP SIGN until the driver is 5 YARDS AWAY FROM IT, the county or city should be FINING YOU.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026
“Eliezer Yudkowsky is in a wacky AI sex cult, and also he is one of the most powerful philosophers of this century and I take him quite seriously” is apparently a common take amongst high-level OpenAI employees. www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
This is very senior OpenAl employee and unofficial OpenAl spokesman Roon. Roon's opinion of Yudkowsky is that:
1. Yudkowsky is in and/or running a sex cult.
2. Yudkowsky's opinions about Al are important, and should be taken seriously.
This seems to be an extremely common pair of opinions concerning Yudkowsky.
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@caseycantor_ • Sep 13
Roon I feel like major players in Al, including executives and engir engage publicly with arguments from people like Yudkowsky and Soares. Is that because these arguments have already been explored ad nauseam, because they aren't taken very seriously, or because I'm just not following the right part of Twitter?
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@tszzl • Sep 13
they aren't taken very seriously for various reasons. they're all so deep in their sex cult and their high horse that they don't know how hard they've made it to take them seriously. nate soares looked extremely at home on tucker carison as one among many crazies on his show
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@tszzl • Sep 13
however I think yudkwosky is one of the most powerful philosophers of this century. when he says something I take it quite seriously. I have to psychologically tamp down my immune reaction. he is a good man and has done much to save the world
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Brian Smith @briansmith-photos.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
One for the alt theme for #BirdoftheDay, and #BirdStare, and the Least Bittern from the Las Gallinas trip the other day - giving me a look, but hanging around and carrying on fishing. #Birds #eck 🪶
A frontal view of a Least Bittern (Botaurus exilis) (Ixobrychus exilis) perched on vertical green reeds at the water's edge. The small heron is looking directly at the camera, its brown and white streaked plumage providing camouflage against the dense vegetation. Its long legs and large feet are visible gripping the stalks above the green, reflective water. The setting is a marshy wetland in Marin County, California.
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also if Jackson is up 5 or so then there's nothing strange about a couple polls showing Collins leading. Calm your dooming souls.
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Em, #1 HAYASii groupie @nwclerk1337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
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