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Tim

@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
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*My opinions are not only mine, but also reflect every organization I've ever been affiliated with or done business with* I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.

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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I am happy for Felix, one of the best last laps at one of the best races. I'm not happy Morgan Wallen is immortalized.
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abby (spooky) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Someone should really work on some “bootleggers not boot lickers” tee shirts for those of us who may be going to nascar races this year just saying
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco! @ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Was at a coffee shop tonight and the barista was wearing an F1 shirt so I asked her if she followed F1 and she said "No, it's just a shirt" and why am I the one that feels dumb for asking?
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'd rather be cautiously optometric than mess up anything with my eyes.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The X-MEN are BACK and they're OLDER than you've EVER seen them before!
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Unless someone can explain to me what an "Incriminating Claus Mark" is, I find it hard to believe Grandma was run over by one of Santa's reindeer, or that Santa was involved in the tragedy in any way.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
With the Chiefs moving to Kansas I propose converting the Harry S. Truman Sports Complex into Long Kauffman
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A grilled cheese is just a white quesadilla
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Junk Knuckles @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Steely Dan when Brassy Tim walks in
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.
This picture is from about 5 minutes after being hit. A visible bruise is forming on my right cheekbone and by my right eye.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven? Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm dying this is the funniest article
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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2025
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I know redistricting is boring to normal people but I'm not entirely sure how to grasp that I live in a world where the president is openly trying to fix congress in his own favor. There is not even a moment of pretending otherwise. No logic whatsoever behind it other than "I want more Republicans."
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They should change the name too, I'm tired of seeing [Slur for Whites] Barrel
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have to go to St. Petersburg Florida next year huh?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Guys, look, I'm sympathetic, but it's time to buckle down. We tried nothing at all but now we're out of time and out of options. We HAVE to get behind Gavin Newsom now for the upcoming election three years from now.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
conservatives believe that liberals are literal demons sent by marx from the actual depths of hell i don't think youre gonna win any of them by alienating left wingers
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
MX-5 cup is the pinnacle of motorsport. Everything else is just science class.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Going to start calling the person I lost my virginity to my "First Mate"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/08/2025
I’m cringe. And I’m not free
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hello it is me Arab-American NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series driver and model Toni Breidinger. I need $2000 to pay for my car to get to Richmond for the next race. Here is my truck:
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/07/2025
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good timeJason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
And you all should too
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Anytime someone makes a "Mind Goblin" or "Ligma" joke I feel an obligation as a friend to ask what they are in order to close the loop of the joke and not leave them hanging.
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
baby needs pasta grocery store sign
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Millenials/Gen Z are the weirdest parents, the obsession over childhood autonomy right up until it means working. Handing teachers 'gentle parenting guides' and then refusing to read. Half the purpose of reading the same boring story 200 times in a row is to associate reading with enjoyment lol
Screen time has increasingly replaced story time, and experts warn this could lead to children falling behind
Last week, former elementary school teacher Spencer Russell posed a question to parents who follow his Instagram account, Toddlers Can Read: "Why aren't you reading aloud to your kids?"
The responses, which Russell shared with the Guardian, ranged from embarrassed to annoyed to angry. "It's so boring," said one parent. "I don't have time," said another. One mother wrote in: "I don't enjoy reading myself."
Others reported difficulty getting their children to sit still long enough for a full dose of Goodnight Moon or Mother Goose: "He's always interrupting," or "my son just wants to skip all the pages." They noted the monotony of story time, with one saying: "I love reading with my kids, but they request the same book over and over."
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Aleks Lynne @aleksmlynne.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Cookie Monster shoulda done the invocation imo
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Bob Pockrass (Mirror) @bob-pockrass-tw.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Some notes on going to San Diego area June 19-21: -TBD where NASCAR will race July 4 weekend -1-year deal for Coronado Naval Base, could extend but also will look at other military bases NASCAR could run at -Likely will adjust lanes on Coroando bridge to help ingress/egress
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Riverboat Chris @riverboatchris.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The world is full of wonders.
Newport Cigarettes brand mjolnir hammer
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