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Tim

@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
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*My opinions are not only mine, but also reflect every organization I've ever been affiliated with or done business with* I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.

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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I am happy for Felix, one of the best last laps at one of the best races. I'm not happy Morgan Wallen is immortalized.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Unless you're in like certain areas
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As someone has been to both personally I think Long Beach feels like there's more people, because the space is so much more condensed. Like you can look out over the speedway and see how many people are there but like in your one little area it doesn't feel like there's as many people
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco! @ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Was at a coffee shop tonight and the barista was wearing an F1 shirt so I asked her if she followed F1 and she said "No, it's just a shirt" and why am I the one that feels dumb for asking?
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'd rather be cautiously optometric than mess up anything with my eyes.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The X-MEN are BACK and they're OLDER than you've EVER seen them before!
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Don't Santa's reindeer famously fly? And yet she was run over while walking home. Santa's reindeer would not be on the ground. Was Grandma on someone's roof? None of this makes any sense.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Unless someone can explain to me what an "Incriminating Claus Mark" is, I find it hard to believe Grandma was run over by one of Santa's reindeer, or that Santa was involved in the tragedy in any way.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
With the Chiefs moving to Kansas I propose converting the Harry S. Truman Sports Complex into Long Kauffman
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Italian? Quesadilla
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hang on hang on all matter is quesadilla in different form
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A grilled cheese is just a white quesadilla
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Junk Knuckles @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Steely Dan when Brassy Tim walks in
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.
This picture is from about 5 minutes after being hit. A visible bruise is forming on my right cheekbone and by my right eye.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven? Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You're not my boss
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
3/4 not bad. I think bugs can be cute.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm dying this is the funniest article
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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2025
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It's insane that our politics has devolved into team sports, except one side plays "by the rules" and the other does whatever it wants. Guess which side is going to win 10/10 times if it doesn't care about the rules and nobody fights back?
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I know redistricting is boring to normal people but I'm not entirely sure how to grasp that I live in a world where the president is openly trying to fix congress in his own favor. There is not even a moment of pretending otherwise. No logic whatsoever behind it other than "I want more Republicans."
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They should change the name too, I'm tired of seeing [Slur for Whites] Barrel
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have to go to St. Petersburg Florida next year huh?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Guys, look, I'm sympathetic, but it's time to buckle down. We tried nothing at all but now we're out of time and out of options. We HAVE to get behind Gavin Newsom now for the upcoming election three years from now.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
conservatives believe that liberals are literal demons sent by marx from the actual depths of hell i don't think youre gonna win any of them by alienating left wingers
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
MX-5 cup is the pinnacle of motorsport. Everything else is just science class.
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Going to start calling the person I lost my virginity to my "First Mate"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/08/2025
I’m cringe. And I’m not free
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Vroom vroom I am NASCAR truck
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hello it is me Arab-American NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series driver and model Toni Breidinger. I need $2000 to pay for my car to get to Richmond for the next race. Here is my truck:
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Tim @nrdofalltrades.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
And the chassis in question predates music
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