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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.

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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 2h
I should start using for my complexion too then 💅
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 5h
why do so many deliveristas use handlebar gloves 365 days a year, no matter how hot it is?
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 7h
Lotta bitches without access to a river facing funicular talkin shit
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s literally always at least one Queen Latifah
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t print lies in the newspaper
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
patiently explaining to my customers that there isn’t actually anyone in the world who understands how the backend tool I switched to a year ago works, so no one knows how long it will take to fix it :)
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you to @miamurphy.com for reminding me that Mountain Dew has already developed TramsFem Laser Technology back in 2005
youtu.be
Mountain Dew Transformation Change Car and Gender 2000s Commercial (2005)
YouTube video by Rewind Me
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI-generated image thumbnail of someone pouring a glass bottle of Coca-Cola onto a bowl of cereal. The Coca-Cola label is reversed. Headline:

"Diabetics: One Simple Method to Keep Your Blood Sugar Below 100 [Watch Now]"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
where can I find a MD/Baltimore voter guide that includes the amendment's since @thebaltimorebanner.com is too lame to have that in theirs
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 06/10/2026
Everyone at @wired.com involved with this illustration needs Jesus www.wired.com/story/icann-...
wired.com
The Internet Runs on Cats and Porn. It’s About to Get Cattier and Pornier
Soon, hundreds of new top-level domains, including .meow and .fart, could be added to the internet. WIRED goes inside the backroom shenanigans of ICANN, the organization at the helm.
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Roger Ebert Dot Com hosting video game reviews always makes me laugh
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s remember this RATM guy
Paul Ryan (left) working out with some dumbbells (right)
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1ELF.BMF
This is Rivyrlas, a woodland elf of House Emorthyl. He wears a green tunic, green hat, and green boots, a quiver slung behind his back. Rivyrlas holds a bow in one hand and a double-sided arrow in the other. A human might find a double-sided arrow to be impractical. In the hands of Rivyrlas, however, a human would instead find a double-sided arrow to be deadly.
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love to log on to the information superhighway!
two picture/headline ad combinations.

picture one: AI-generated image of honey dripping onto nuts on top of a layer of yogurt, suspended in space, next to an image of Clint Eastwood grimacing. headline: '"Honey: The Greatest Enemy of Dementia and Memory Loss" - Clint Eastwood'

picture one: Jennifer Aniston smiling. headline: 'Thoughts & Prayers Go Out To Jennifer Aniston'
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WNBA Finals broadcast schedule: Game 1: ABC/ESPN Game 2: USA/CNBC Game 3: Fubo/Ask a Neighbor If You Can Come Over Game 4: Radio only Game 5: Projected Onto the Underside of the Kosciuszko Bridge (Barge reservation req'd) Game 6: Buy an old Nintendo DS on eBay Game 7: Read About it the Day After
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is apparently correct. I do find it a bit concerning as someone not particularly interested in catholicism or private schools how much maryland is into these things. but best of luck to all the participants in their endeavors.
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
curious to know whomst among my maryland followers are familiar with the "turkey bowl" yearly event taking place in towson every thanskgiving
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not sure what your issue is with the piece, they used the magical journalist incantation/ code for “this is all made up by a guy we talked to”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/09/2026
Whoa, for the 50th anniversary of Songs in the Key of Life, Stevie Wonder has released four additional songs from that recording session. “We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it.” [pitchfork.com]
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Stevie Wonder Unvaults Four Songs in the Key of Life Tracks
“We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it,” says Wonder
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And there’s this one, which features D.C.’s five… boroughs?
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More trash AI maps of D.C.: This one has Arlington National Cemetery where the Palisades is; totally made up neighborhoods like Bag Park, North Glen, Farth Park, and Uven; and the Vietnam Vets Memorial on Roosevelt Island. WHY ARE THESE SO TERRIBLE?
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no portland got affordable to live in and now the WSJ is freaking out????
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
Post to the New Jersey devils (r/devils) reddit forum.

Subject:
“What the hell is a pork roll/taylor ham??”

Body:
“Alright everyone, I'm a born and raised midwest boy who became a fan in Marty's heyday because I can't stand the Blackhawks, Wild, and Blues.

So, what the hell is a pork roll/taylor ham? And which is it actually called? I'd never heard of it before a week ago and now I'm seeing it all over here, and even in r/hockey

Edit: I'm sorry I started this, it's not worth killing each other. Seriously though, this sounds delicious and no matter what you call it I need to try it soon.”
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Jake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know: cities used to have balloons that would just follow children to school, until General Motors bought all the balloons and scrapped them
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What level of tenure is this fit for TV
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no, that doesn’t sound right. have you started a new medication?
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two panel image. First panel: screen grab of Picard pointing at something offscreen, from TNG's "Measure of a Man" episode. captioned: "Your honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well, THERE IT SITS!"

The second panel is the press photo of Meta Muse staring blankly
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more people need to enter the liminal space of the nyt opinion page’s very literal rendering of the notion that ed sheeran has his in the clouds
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gm
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
delaware's round little hump shoving its way in between maryland and philadelphia on a northeastern direction is so rude and unsporting.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 24/09/2026
Katzenberg is exactly the kind of Dem donor (which tbh undersells his influence in California) who is most at risk of cooking his brain on X
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glad to know it wasn’t any less baffling when seen versus described in the MLB game tracker
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 24/09/2026
56:45
S03E04 The Return, Part 4: ...Brings Back Some Memories May 28 2017
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@rudbeckia.bsky.social GET IN HERE
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know it smell crazy in there
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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screenshot from the OP linked article, showing that the human-written news story linked to (about McClatchey using AI to generate content, much of which is an ad for a hyper focused niche products) itself has an ad, with a picture of a dog likely generated by AI, which links to something lilely written by AI, with this headline: “Dog Won’t Stop Scratching After You Clean Their Ears? See This”.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Jersey Mikes subreddit is getting heated
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