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Lex

@notthealex.bsky.social
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Man I'm so tired of platform jumping @Not_the_Alex or variations thereof across the net Fandom account • SALS • 🔞 • Spoilers and NSFW possible ⚠️

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Stephanie Michelle @omystephanie.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve been making memes of myself because I’m tired of waiting for others to do it 😜
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look, i'm very fair, have a family history of melanoma, and am also very picky about textures. i also wear sunscreen literally daily so here a few of my faves:
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/09/2026
So apropos of nothing in particular, let’s talk about media tie-in novel pay vs. original work pay, shall we? Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
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shieru 🦋🌸 @withhualian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹 3000 LANTERNS FOR DIANXIA!!! 😭🏮✨ #TGCF #天官赐福
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 24/09/2026
"This book made me feel bad" is real, your feelings are real, but its not necessarily because the author has done something wrong. Competing needs are a thing, some people need things that are antithetical to what others need. Someone needing what you don't like is nt a reason to completely dehinge.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Liking things rules, actually.
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jhater.bsky.social @jhater.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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SupahVi @supahvi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It's one of these for sure
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 11/09/2026
i hate seeing people on social media mention an interesting book because at this stage in my life it's like getting hit with a brick that makes you lose $19 plus shipping
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Galmesh Rosewood @galmeshrosewood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yippee ki-yay! Genderswapped McClane from Die Hard won the character of the month. By far the hardest challenge that was picked in the polls.
A genderswapped McClane holding a gun and smoking while saying Yippee ki yay.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
romanticize your life! be whimsical! sleep in silk pajamas, string fairy lights through your plants, tear down flock cameras, scatter nails in ICE hotel parking lots, drink your morning coffee out of teacup rose china with a splash of good vanilla, LIVE 💕
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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kyuohki @kyuohki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maya Kern's styles are amazing, have the deepest pockets, and are *very* size inclusive! I get so many compliments when I wear her skirts, and it would be devastating to see them close. She's got gift cards, presale orders, and a gofundme going! Please consider helping out if you can!
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Donate to Help Maya Kern Stay Open, organized by Maya Kern
Hi all! My name's Maya. I started my small business in 2015 selling skater skirts with my… Maya Kern needs your support for Help Maya Kern Stay Open
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Roz Loves Food @rozlovesfood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reader, we've an indie business owner in need of support to stay afloat in this era. Maya Kern's clothing has POCKETS. It is SIZE INCLUSIVE. There are joyful prints. There is a history of fun collabs (e.g. @dispeldice.bsky.social skirts based on dice patterns!) Please boost or help if you can!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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Foxy Joy @foxyjoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Binghe, Please - #SVSSS #Bingqiu
Bingqiu comic. panel one: SQQ "if you'll excuse me --" panel two: LBH clinging to SQQ's robes "Where is Shizun going??" panel 3: SQQ "Release me. I'm only going to the restroom" binghe looking sad.  panel 4: LBH looking sad "But I'm not thirsty". panel 5: SQQ smacking LBH with his fan "NO!"  LBH looks happy about it.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/09/2026
I really thought I was too sophisticated to ever fall for a Le Creuset brand deal
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Jayce Understanderer @righttobehorny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
1 of the main complaints for this movie was "too much exposition" THAT'S EVERY 1ST SESSION OF A DND CAMPAIGN! LORE DUMP TO SET UP THE CHARACTERS SO YOU CAN GET TO ADVENTURING! Now that everyone's been established I want MORE! I need them in situations I need this to become a true series PLEASE!!!
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"There’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry & the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community."
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 11/08/2026
*cough cough* comicfury.com is aggressively anti-ai and indie run *cough cough* very customizable website & use your own domain
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낑꾹 | kking @kking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You don’t pick your blorbos, your blorbos pick you. One day you are just gonna have a chill day looking out the window and out of nowhere your blorbo will run you over with a 50T truck and will ruin your life
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
[Jesse Pinkman and Walter White diner meme] 
Jesse: "I'm Making A New Character. A Bard." 
Walter: "Okay..." 
Jesse: "She Grew Up In A Shack, Became A Famous Singer, And Uses Her Wealth To Teach Poor Kids How To Read" 
Jesse: "And I'm Making Her A High Elf. So She's Blonde, Beautiful, And She's Going To Live Basically Forever." 
Walter: "It's Okay, Jesse. I'm Gonna Miss Her, Too."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/08/2026
Neasa Ní Dufaigh (@nessathemself) on twitter: "every "deep" zombie game: maybe we're the real monsters
Resident Evil: the real monsters are the corporations idiots"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026
"Micro-dosing hell by staying informed and educated"

[A man in a white dress shirt and loose tie walks through dense fog.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/08/2026
the-unflappablewolf on tumblr: "Who would you trust more?
[Poll option: total stranger in a star trek shirt? with 94.5% vote share]
[Poll option: total stranger in a star wars shirt? with 5.5% vote share]"

thebaconsandwichofregret: "No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
bayesic-bitch on Tumblr: "it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
pearlmania500 on Threads: "Every video I have seen of Zohran Mamdani this week feels like watching a 90s movie called “KID MAYOR” where every idea works and he wears a basketball jersey under a suit jacket and his main villain is Donald Trump."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
cryptidjeepers on tumblr: "just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
BIG TIMI (@OrevaZSN) on twitter: "YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) on twitter: "A 10/10 hot babe goes to visit Elmer Fudd. Says she's depressed, life has lost meaning. Elmer says "Thewe's a gweat comedian in town - Bugs Bunny. Go see him,"
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GeekFilter 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @geekfilter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you know what JK Rowling is doing & still choose to give money to the Harry Potter franchise, you’ve made your priorities pretty damn clear. I wondered if it was my imagination that HP references were multiplying. Nope! Check out @jessiegender.bsky.social's video. youtu.be/xxD1ekkA7hc?...
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Harry Potter Is Manufacturing Your Complicity
YouTube video by Jessie Gender After Dark
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #claudia
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/08/2026
Wrong. Goku would simply be disinterested in Road Runner because he displays cunning not strength. Vegeta on the other hand, would spend 5 episodes of B story getting his shit rocked.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the sounds people make when they see a whale are so wonderful to me. there's a unity in the wonder. holy fuck it's huge! look at that guy! that is what we say to each other when we share in the moment of seeing a whale
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake Ontario but it says Lake maybe it will happen today.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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icrowler @icrowler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
all they needed was a moment of peace and quiet 🫂 #kotaloy
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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BatasanArt @batasanart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas🎄 #dispatch #flambae #robertrobertson #flambert #fanart
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Fona_Bun @fonabun.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Catch me if you can, Mecha-Dick." #flambae #robertrobertson #flambert #dispatch
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Sorina @s0rina.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🚦 what's stopping you? #flambert #dispatch
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