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Daisy Buchanan

@notrollergirl.bsky.social
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I write novels, I host the You’re Booked podcast, I love Jilly Cooper and custard.

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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I will be touring the paperback edition of Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal and my new poetry book Let the Quiet Ones Rise from mid April #birmingham #margate #newcastle #edinburgh #tring #london #newquay #nottingham and many more www.robinince.com for details
* NORMALLY.
WEIRD
And
WEIRDLY NORMAL
'Normal' is about creating people who cause the least inconvenience to society and appear to be most similar in shape and colour to those with the most power.
'One of the UK's most accomplished comedians'
THE GUARDIAN
'You need Robin in your life
NATALIE HAYNES
ROBIN
INCE
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We had to stop for lunch - Happy Eater.
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Rossiter Books @rossiterbooks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Buy a book to be in with a chance of winning a £400 gift card Rossiter Books Bookshop UK uk.bookshop.org/shop/rossite...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Concerned coworker waited for me to leave the cubicle to tell me a weak stream could be a sign of health issues. Was actually emptying out a couple of old, mouldy Capri Suns in the toilet.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When my wife annoys me I use her expensive shampoos and conditioners. I'm bald.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'll be your friend. Not your unpaid publicist. creativeconfidenceclinic.substack.com/p/writer-fri...
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I’ll Be Your Friend. Not Your Unpaid Publicist.
Don't ask to be on my podcast. Do ask me to hold your hummus.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My books have been stolen. I'm MAD AS HELL. creativeconfidenceclinic.substack.com/p/my-books-h...
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My Books Have Been Stolen
Raging against the machine
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"A billionaire has made his fortune by slowly, insidiously and irrevocably altering my relationship with myself and the people I love over the course of 20 years. Not content with doing that, he’s taken my life’s work and rendered it worthless." creativeconfidenceclinic.substack.com/p/my-books-h...
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My books have been stolen. I'm MAD AS HELL. creativeconfidenceclinic.substack.com/p/my-books-h...
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My Books Have Been Stolen
Raging against the machine
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The Children's Society @childrenssociety.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We’re delighted to open a *brand new* charity shop in #HerneBay, with support from award-winning journalist, author and mental health advocate @notrollergirl.bsky.social, to help support our vital work with young people. Visit a shop near you 👉 www.google.co.uk/maps/search/...
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Sam Baker @theothersambaker.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Meta has stolen 5 of my novels in three languages. It has stolen 19 - 19! - Of @joncg.bsky.social’s in several languages and 4 of @notrollergirl.bsky.social’s. That’s not even the tip of the iceberg. What about you? #bookthief #AI #meta
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LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 28/01/2025
it turns out that putney bridge waterstones unexpectedly did us a solid. at half 5 we got an enormous delivery of seed corn - in the midst of unpacking the bags, twenty or thirty crows sauntered through the front door and began eyeing things up. but when they saw the scarecrows they hopped it pronto
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Andrew Copson @andrewcopson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Reading is a rich experience which is so completely part of my life. It connects us with knowledge, with feelings, with people, with the past, and with our own thoughts. Lovely article by @notrollergirl.bsky.social. I too am a big George Eliot fan! www.telegraph.co.uk/books/author...
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How reading saved my life, and it can save yours too
Through the highs and lows of life, books have been my refuge, guide and faithful friends. Here are some titles to soothe your soul
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Sheryl Garratt @sherylg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
No matter how long and hard the winter, summer always comes. As creatives, one of our jobs right now is to remind people of that. #thecreativelife #creatives #artists #photographers #writers #musicians #performers #designers #stylists #makers #creators #creativebusiness #freelancers
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I keep getting marketing emails offering me clothes ‘For total ski glamour’ or ‘your next red carpet event!!!’ and I’m so entranced by the persona they have invented for me that I don’t have the heart to delete them.
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Adrian Edmondson @adrianedmondson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you took out the shots of people lighting fags, The Brutalist would be a crisp 50 mins.
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Patricia Cartes @cartes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just finished Pity Party by @notrollergirl.bsky.social as recommended by @laurapricewrites.bsky.social in her Substack. The perfect final read of the year: I laughed out so loud I woke my Boo up twice and the reflections on grief resonated deeply. Highly recommend it 📚
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I’m nearly 40 years old and I still CANNOT feel relaxed or normal about standing beside my parents and singing ‘round yon vir-hir-gin’.
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Lindsey Kelk @lindseykelk.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Anyone else still tempted to have a nibble on some silica gel?
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I really loved this - HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!
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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
Victoria Wood, Julie Walters, and Celia Imrie as Miss Berta, Mrs. Overall, and Miss Babs in the spoof soap opera Acorn Antiques.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“I feel inadequate, because I haven’t found the perfect Fair Isle jumper / put a duck in a turkey / proved the existence of Santa Claus in court.” creativeconfidenceclinic.substack.com/p/a-creative...
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A Creative Response To Christmas
Ho ho NO!
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Tara Flynn @taraflynnirl.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Finally got all my Christmas cards written. Just put both of them in the post there.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Brilliant, beautiful, properly spooky - I loved @charlieconnelly.bsky.social’s Christmas ghost story. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Gannet Rock
A Ghost Story for Christmas
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
so rude that we named the fruit bat after the food it likes. imagine if a zoologist came up to you and said "wow what a fascinating example of the Doritos Cool Original Human"
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Have there been any truly great recent innovations in the field of beige foods and picky bits? I love bao buns, I do not love bao buns that I have to microwave myself. I tried ‘sesame duck toast’ and to that I say ABSOLUTELY NOT. Could they do more with halloumi?
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Mike Denison @mikedenison.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Posting this reminder now so you can prepare: If you start an episode of Golden Girls at 11:59:48 on New Year’s Eve, Dorothy will bite her fist exactly at midnight.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
HOW is this Air Fryer guide the most nineteen seventies looking thing I’ve ever seen in my life?!
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Funny Girl is on BBC2!
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Give her what she really wants for Christmas: respect, bodily autonomy, the blood of her enemies and a hidden door that opens onto a secret library.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
English, grew up in Malaysia. I played ping pong with a Chinese kid called Dennis. He didn't speak English and my Hokkien was bad. It dawned on me about 15 years later he was probably saying 'tennis'. Fucking mortified.
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ABBA Lyric Bot @layallyourloveon.me · 18/12/2024
aha!
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Ok but I'm scrolling. I see your ad while scrolling past, in a blur. You're going to need a name that scrolls better than this one is what I'm saying
"Love music? You'll love Hitster."
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Celebrating the Golden Age Of Television by watching a Channel 5 ‘documentary’ about air fryers.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I watched Hot Frosty. It was utterly preposterous and I loved every single second of it.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What’s that, Santa? Could it be? WHY YES! A You’re Booked Christmas special with Helen Lederer. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/y...
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Absolutely do not have the energy to deal with this Crown Prince Squash.
A photo of a crown prince squash
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 18/12/2024
Set your videos (cannot stop thinking this despite not having had one for approx 25 years) for Boxing Day, The Jillies are back and quizzing with The Orwellians in Only Connect's books special! @sarabenwell.bsky.social @biondino.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Two teams of quizzers are photographed in lines one on top the other
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 18/12/2024
Christmas shopping hysteria/the determination to bankrupt self in new middle-class ways comes as I find myself googling "dog toy book???" so that Sybil doesn't feel left out of Jolabokaflod.
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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If you're in the UK, here's a template letter you can copy - docs.google.com/document/d/1... - and you can find your local MP's details here - members.parliament.uk/members/Comm.... 2/10
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AI & Copyright Consultation - Template letter to your MP
[Your Name] [Your Address] [City, Postcode] [Email Address] [Date] [MP’s Name] House of Commons London SW1A 0AA Dear [MP’s Name], Re: Consultation on AI and Copyright I am writing to express my seriou...
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Excuse me but could you call them hetronoculars my kids play in this park
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Nobody would propose removing all the locks from everyone’s front doors as a way of stimulating an exciting new swashbuckling “disruptor” sector of the UK economy.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
A few years ago, I went to Parliament to explain how “buy outs” and reduced residuals / royalties and digital deals were knackering the viability of creative careers. Nobody seemed to understand what on earth I was saying. The idea of property being “stuff you’d invented” seemed baffling to them.
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Daisy Buchanan @notrollergirl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I JUST COMPLETED THIS LONG AND HORRIBLE THING. Please submit to the feeling of being in a Kafka novel for half an hour, so we don’t all get trapped in a Kafka novel for the rest of our lives. (I completed a lot of these with ‘this is not a fair question to ask an individual’)
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
16 tickets left for Wanstead library gig tomorrow night www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/spr...
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Laugh-Able Xmas Special 18th December with Robin Ince at Wanstead Library
Tickets are now available for Laugh-Able Xmas Special 18th December with Robin Ince at Wanstead Library, Spratt Hall Road on Wed 18 Dec 2024 at 7:30PM. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Once in an episode of Neighbours I saw Jim Robinson walk up to the toaster, give it the 'finger guns' and the toast popped out. Over the last 30 years, each time I have toast I try to recreate that moment. I have succeeded twice in approximately 11,000 attempts.
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