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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026

when an all time great athlete declines and cannot accept it, it is sometimes sad and it is sometimes funny great news: cristiano ronaldo absolutely falls into the latter category

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy it's incredible

The notes I had approved were as follows:

‘I think it is important, because it is the truth, to clarify a few things before talking about Denmark:

I myself, and no one else, proposed a plan to Cristiano for this season with the national team. It was a long and very good conversation.

I know how much he lives and breathes the national team and the stature he has in the world — and, even more importantly, the weight and positive influence he has had on the national team for 24 consecutive years.

Cristiano accepted the plan I proposed to him.

He never questioned my decisions. He was exemplary, loyal and professional.

The plan I laid out for him did not include the Norway match. However, I felt that he had managed to recover physically from the first match and told him that I might need to use him. Cristiano agreed.

I made a mistake by asking someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona to warm up and then not putting him into the game. If it happened today, I would not do it.

To bring the matter to an end: I want Cristiano in the national team. In fact, I do not just want him a little; I want him very much. Fortunately, he also believes in me. He believed in me at Al Nassr and he does here as well.

As for not greeting the supporters: we have already spoken about it. Someone who has played more than 230 matches for the national team does not need lessons from me about loving Portugal. It was a moment of frustration that erases nothing. He is the player who signs the most autographs, takes the most selfies and gives the most affection to the supporters. Let us not invent problems where none exist. When we are unhappy, we react. That is all.’

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What’s hilarious is this might actually be the most politically unifying event to happen in the uk for donkeys years, and Burnham is about to swan dive onto a rake

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British

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Tarquin 'Howling Mad' Holmes @tarquinhh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Arguably, Tommy Robinson is also what you get from recycling material for 5 straight generations.

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend.

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Perfect signal across Belgium and France on Eurostar, as soon as I get back into piss island it goes to shit

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I accept that the national finances are bad, and it’d make it a little bit easier for me to accept even more harsh cuts if former chancellors and pro-austerity pundits lined up and committed seppuku on the floor of the Houde, one after another, while John Healey announces them.

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don’t know how many people remember this but long before The Chart she made an image set on Reddit where she was kidnapped and fucked by gnomes

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Question of the day! What is the funniest single line in Simpsons history?

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The Simpsons Happy Dance Disco

Alt: The Simpsons Happy Dance Disco

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Everyone talking about Ed Sheeran means Shape of You is now stuck in my head, so fuck you all very much for that

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

amazing things are still happening

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 02/09/2026

Happy Dave Stieb No-Hitter Day to all who celebrate—including @jonbois.bsky.social 🫡

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

One last time for old times sake: any other prime minister would be twenty points ahead

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve been following this and it just keeps getting funnier and weirder. This lady is untethered from reality

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026

Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Loser shit, no one who is cool or a winner would do this

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Please someone start some British food discourse, I need to feel something

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Found the only group that’s more schismatic than communists and it’s powerlifters For them half the time it’s about paedophilia

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Has to “prove his superiority” using pseudoscience because there’s no other fucking way he’s superior to anyone

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

rod liddle did a lot worse than plagiarise and he was celebrated across the british press

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Dr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The same UK media that hounded Jason Arday to his death were last week sharing amusing anecdotes about how Rod Liddle's copy was full of lies.

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die.

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why should they be subsidised? If they can’t compete in the market then they shouldn’t exist

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Yes, there would be a reset: Israel would keep most of what its seized, a new hugely escalated normal of brutality would be established and there’ll be an all-channels effort to tell the public that some weird and nasty shit went on, but that’s all in the past and things are fine now.

Ben Judah O @b_judah
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Israel could soon flip from the worst government in its history to the best government in its history. The likely next Prime Minister Gadi Eisenkot has made it clear today he will present a government with the support or abstention of Israeli-Arab parties.
Should this post-Bibi government be formed, despite Trump's disinterest in a major push for Two States, there is still an opportunity for the UK in cooperation with France, Germany and the Gulf to make their own important diplomatic push.
The E3 and Arab Five should use their leverage and incentives — cash, engagement and removal of sanctions or embargoes where relevant — to try and broker a series of deals, starting small, between the new Israeli government and the Palestinian Authority to try to stabilise and improve the situation in the West Bank.

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Not only are they nakedly corrupt which is already insulting, but it’s such a low budget corruption. Your US counterparts wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 100k!

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/08/2026

here, then, is what to tell people: rowling has decided to make eliminating trans people from public space her life’s work. as such, of every dollar you spend on wizarding world material, some portion will go toward that goal; this will not change. but whether you participate is up to you

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nothing ruins a BBQ faster than someone pulling one of these pieces of shit out

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Generally we've all gotten weirder as we spend more time online, and as the systems that have managed the world collapse, attempts to make sense of it require reductions as a technique to stay sane. The more things collapse and the cleaner UI becomes, the stranger the analysis gets

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s almost always BJJ dickheads that talk like this as well, I’ve never heard any judoka or karate-ka boast about how much they’ll fuck you up but so many BJJ-ers do

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

we must recover the old wisdom

Biryani for 800 people
4 kg ginger
2 kg garlic
200 kg mutton (cut 6 pieces from each 500g of meat)
50 kg rice
32 kg masoor
80g saffron (8 tolas)
2 kg chilli powder (red)
2 kg crushed chillies (red)
500g whole green chillies
360g elachi
250g turmeric (use sparingly of this quantity and use egg yellow to obtain richer colour)
500g jeera
250g shah-jeera
250g tuj
20 kg ghee (use sparingly. If mutton is fatty, less with be needed)
20 litres oil
1½ litres lemon juice (or vinegar or ½ vinegar and ½ lemon)
40 x 500ml yoghurt
12-16 doz eggs
25 kg potatoes
20 kg onions
1 kg fine salt (use only as much as is required)
6 kg coarse salt (for rice and meat)

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Very funny after a lifetime of being told that the Iron Curtain was near impenetrable to realise there were incredibly regular flights from behind it to the US and other NATO countries

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This isn’t far from Woking and a place called Wokefield, I’m not funny enough to make a joke about that though

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“…Americans, who intellectually knew the rest of the world existed but didn’t really believe it” - Ben Aaronovitch, False Value

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Oh boy I really hope I won’t find any tweets from Lewis Goodall during 2020-2021 hectoring people to stay inside and being really smug about it

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There was a hilarious Grauniad article a few years ago about “can UPFs be good for you?” that basically boiled down to if it’s expensive and middle class then it’s fine for you to eat, if it’s cheap and working class then it’s bad for you

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Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Uhhh… what? There’s not being ok and then there’s whatever is happening to Graham

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