Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026when an all time great athlete declines and cannot accept it, it is sometimes sad and it is sometimes funny great news: cristiano ronaldo absolutely falls into the latter category 816811
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy it's incredible 3427452
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Literally never heard of this guy (I think), better or worse than George Galloway? 100
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s hilarious is this might actually be the most politically unifying event to happen in the uk for donkeys years, and Burnham is about to swan dive onto a rake 010
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121627334
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’slauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans 532090297
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British 512058225
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sTarquin 'Howling Mad' Holmes @tarquinhh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Arguably, Tommy Robinson is also what you get from recycling material for 5 straight generations. 52708
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also the attorney is apparently unwilling to testify. How traumatising must that have been? 130
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend. 514538
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Perfect signal across Belgium and France on Eurostar, as soon as I get back into piss island it goes to shit 001
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I accept that the national finances are bad, and it’d make it a little bit easier for me to accept even more harsh cuts if former chancellors and pro-austerity pundits lined up and committed seppuku on the floor of the Houde, one after another, while John Healey announces them. 714424
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It’s the Grand Champion! I can’t believe it’s you, standing there, FBPE 011
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’stobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 515338258136
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t know how many people remember this but long before The Chart she made an image set on Reddit where she was kidnapped and fucked by gnomes 010
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Question of the day! What is the funniest single line in Simpsons history?static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Happy Dance DiscoAlt: The Simpsons Happy Dance Disco 37725517
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everyone talking about Ed Sheeran means Shape of You is now stuck in my head, so fuck you all very much for that 000
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’s𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026amazing things are still happening 48223
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law 191496327
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sBaseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 02/09/2026Happy Dave Stieb No-Hitter Day to all who celebrate—including @jonbois.bsky.social 🫡 641670
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete 181378125
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One last time for old times sake: any other prime minister would be twenty points ahead 010
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It sounds like a shitty third rate theme park in Texas 010
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’ve been following this and it just keeps getting funnier and weirder. This lady is untethered from reality 030
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’slauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track 353152476
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Loser shit, no one who is cool or a winner would do this 000
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Please someone start some British food discourse, I need to feel something 000
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026What like his feeling hard done by because he feels black people are taking jobs that he feels he should have? Those feelings? 072
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Found the only group that’s more schismatic than communists and it’s powerlifters For them half the time it’s about paedophilia 000
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Has to “prove his superiority” using pseudoscience because there’s no other fucking way he’s superior to anyone 021
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 14/08/2026rod liddle did a lot worse than plagiarise and he was celebrated across the british press 871688
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sDr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The same UK media that hounded Jason Arday to his death were last week sharing amusing anecdotes about how Rod Liddle's copy was full of lies. 2843266
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sSinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die. 71808568
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Why should they be subsidised? If they can’t compete in the market then they shouldn’t exist 000
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Yes, there would be a reset: Israel would keep most of what its seized, a new hugely escalated normal of brutality would be established and there’ll be an all-channels effort to tell the public that some weird and nasty shit went on, but that’s all in the past and things are fine now. 817436
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Not only are they nakedly corrupt which is already insulting, but it’s such a low budget corruption. Your US counterparts wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 100k! 010
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/08/2026here, then, is what to tell people: rowling has decided to make eliminating trans people from public space her life’s work. as such, of every dollar you spend on wizarding world material, some portion will go toward that goal; this will not change. but whether you participate is up to you 2458154
Reposted by Alone in St Luke’sHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it 141916302
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nah, rereading them as an adult is kind of disappointing, nowhere near as good as they are in my mind. I will give it that the studio tour is pretty good but that’s barely her work 010
Alone in St Luke’s @notmcanix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nothing ruins a BBQ faster than someone pulling one of these pieces of shit out 010
