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haunted dog @zandywithaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll bet you anything Trump meant to say “San Francisco” instead of San Diego in that asinine speech he gave at the rally in Nebraska, so now he’s pissed off a kinda Red County in addition to a very Blue one.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I demand an immediate test of this hypothesis.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump's 2026 midterm strategy can be best summarized as "lie loudly to stupid people."
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49° BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton got into the game and was like .... now I know I've played for the Bears before, I don't remember being on the Eagles though
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you can’t predict the future, and other times you see with blinding clarity that Rahm will bomb in the first debate, say 10 dumb things about reaching across the aisle, poll at one percent, get dunked on relentlessly, drop out, and run for senate as a centrist Republican.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd say "Ron Kittle walked so Colson Montgomery could run" but neither of 'em fuckin' walked.
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Craig Brown @craigbrownkc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I’ll do this winter: I’ll hit myself in the head with a hammer so I can remember nights spent watching the Royals bullpen.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
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b. robinson jr. 50
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An emotional Taylor McGregor announces that she's leaving her role as a Cubs reporter at Marquee Sports Network to work at ESPN full time.
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Grunkle Harm @harmonwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
today on the blog, a little bit about why I love @chirpradio.org just in time for the end of their fundraiser. local radio is great! please support it! thisisharmonwest.ghost.io/i-love-chirp...
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I Love CHIRP Radio and You Should Too
And I think that is the gift of local radio: it has a million ways to make you feel a little less alone.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job.
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Missing Bregman right now
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probably the murders.
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Lexii💚 @toxicdestiny666.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Happy Sex Worker Pride Day! Here’s to every SW building something for themselves, setting their own boundaries, supporting one another & refusing to be ashamed of the work we do. 🖤 Be safe. Be loud. Be proud. 💋👑 #SexWorkerPride
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your Emmy Award winner for best writing in a comedy:
Katie Dippold is dressed as the babadook at a Halloween party that was way more low key than she thought
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
throw on a movie or something
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wish Marcus Freeman would hurry up and go on to his next job so I could go back to liking him.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 06/09/2026
Kyle Harrison gave up six more runs today. The only explanation is that the Cubs relayed tipped pitches to the Reds during the game.
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A memorial for Gloria Steinem In 1963, Gloria Steinem put on a fake name, a fake age, a satin corset, and took a job as a Playboy Bunny. Then she took the ears off, went home, and spent the next sixty years telling the world what it means to work in the sex industry.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That CNN "Dolly Parton remained neutral in the culture wars" thing is the most hilariously wrong framing of a person's stances since people were talking about Muhammed Ali being "above politics" or whatever when he died. It's pathological.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 26/08/2026
friend of mine was on a dating app and matched with a guy that had "6ft 2in" in his display name and she messaged him with "those are two separate measurements right??", dude was so pissed off
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going to start a company called "Beaveration" You can offset your carbon footprint and we will breed one beaver for one million dollars each. Then I'll have a bunch of NBA players on the payroll who can decide if they want to promote us or not. "The NBA loves beavers" will be our tagline.
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Jesus rides beside me. He never buys any smokes.” Paul 5:11
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Bill Savage @rogersparkman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
All my Chicago followers: please reskeet this!
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I miss the days when I could cough in public and not worry that I should announce to everyone that I'm not contagious.
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I want the job of making up prescription drug names. Rovicta Soptoma Pavinis That’s gotta be worth 3 million right there.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
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Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I needed more tries.
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The decrease in run scoring in baseball has made soccer more accessible to Americans, my column:
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Argentina is going to win this thing and their toughest game will have been against Cape Verde.
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How low do I have be to accept virility advice from Doug Flutie?
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Slightly less famous pop star who has to settle for getting married at the Barclay’s Center
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Weekend at Bernie’s should never be used for evil
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gettin married in November to the woman of my dreams. Can’t wait! That’s going to be so much fun!
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/02/2026
maybe it'll work for us
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
See, he’s always been a problem.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸 (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
that’s it, no more entries, we have the song of the summer open.spotify.com/track/1CKWlZ...
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Don't Even Have To Say His Name
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notmarios.bsky.social @notmarios.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Waiting for one of these sleep aid supplements to be called "knock yourself out"
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