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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2h

Ever feel like you are being inspected and found wanting?

Close up of Sandi cat lying on my chest (I'm lying down on the sofa)

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HawaiiWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 3h

New Tom Cruise film looks interesting

Film poster for the Tom Cruise film Digger but I've done terrible sub-photoshop job and changed the title to Dogger, and have put the animal mask that hapless Terry was wearing on the infamous Channel 4 documentary "Dogging Tales" on Tom Cruises face and instead of having his foot on a globe like in the original poster it's now on a red 70s car.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 4h

If I had been daft enough to do all this and act the fool like this, you could not have dragged it out of me to admit it. I find it insane that people openly post stuff like this that makes them look like such a moron.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18h

I'm nowhere near as optimistic as Ramps is here. The bowling attack struggled a bit when they didn't get those early wickets in the last test. We will see on SA pitches. Plus the batting lineup still seems pretty fragile and not completely settled. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

theguardian.com

England’s summer far from perfect but they head towards winter in upbeat mood | Mark Ramprakash

New red-ball coach Stephen Fleming and captain Joe Root can capitalise on side’s recent form and create a new identity

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think there is a problem with this pack of tinned tomatoes, I think

Cat lying through the carboard wrap from round a 4 pack of tomatoes

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has Steve Bray not got any relatives or friends who can gently tell him "that's enough now Steve"?

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wonder which one he means? I always had my suspicions about Gérard Depardieu, to be honest

News
Fairford
Marco Rubio says foreign
actor was 'clearly' behind
suspected RAF Fairford
bomb plot
3h ago
POUGE

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The face of a cat who during the weekend managed to get into the airing cupboard yesterday and through it into the space under the bath. We had to pull the side off the bath to get her out 😀 She's obsessed with getting back in there now and tries to pull off the side of the bath, lol

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

Person 1: Can you get the writing done on the van, but make sure the text is the other way round? You know, so it shows in mirrors? Person 2: Err, yep

A van with all the writing on it upside down. I photographed it mostly to check that I wasn't having a stroke.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite. Do we ascribe menace and intelligent intent to the brooms themselves in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice". No, it's just inadequate controls set by users who either don't understand or are reckless with the tools they have.

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Sorcerer'S Apprentice Brooms

ALT: Sorcerer'S Apprentice Brooms

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Champions again. Get in. #YouBears

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are so many spheres this sort of thinking is applicable to. e.g. the UK politics nerds on here obsess about how visible or well an MP is performing in some governmental role. Personally, I seriously doubt many people who don't follow politics closely could name more 5 MPs from a party

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dig Your Vibe

Melania and Him looking slightly demented

Melania seems to be looking towards the camera from the corner of her eye as if nervous it will shoot
Trumo is taring angrily at the camera

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Go on then my9games.com/s/2c42e56860...

List of games

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Frontier: Elite II01
Sensible World of Soccer02
Football Manager03
Half-Life04
Wing Commander05
Resident Evil 206
Allegiance07
Team Fortress 208
Mass Effect 209

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's much that can be criticised about Suella's mad position, but nobody who thinks this actually 'supports the England football team'.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In the early 80s, at primary school, the local vicar gave a talk about the evils of war He showed us some bleach "Kills all germs - DEAD!" He pulled out a presumably deactivated rifle from behind the stage "Kills all people - DEAD!" he roared. Left an impression, for sure

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Think first was Spectrum 128k +2 really. My brother had a 48k before that but I didn't mess on that one so much

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wonder if there are any ambitious people left in and around the kremlin who hear this and start wondering if waiting for Putin to go on his own accord or through age is the best strategy. What Putin is saying is obviously ridiculous, but it's clear he has no concept of ever handing over power.

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Michael Marshall @mrmmarsh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You might have seen the viral headlines about Joe Rogan calling Trump supporters "nuts" and "rabid". Media reactions paint this as a sign Joe is, once again, splitting from Trump. But he isn't - he's the same Trump fan he's always been. We provide context here.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes. Before there were widespread usage of computers, whole offices of people were used to write up or type up documents all day long for companies

A typing pool with rows and rows of typists.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man United have returned to the "Respected former player" plan again, and it's working as well as all the other "pick a completely different manager to the last one' attempts. I swear their approach to long-term strategy is driven by a Magic 8 ball or something

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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fascinating that Walliams entire career has not made a lasting impact on culture People still say catchphrases from the Fast Show, or Monty Python, or loads of other series quite often, but the closest I can think of to the national consciousness he came was Vicky Pollard, and that's embarassing now

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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Incredible decisions all around here. Especially with "Inspired by the style and culture of American sports" Oxford United apologises for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversary www.theguardian.com/football/202...

theguardian.com

Oxford United apologise for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversary

Oxford United have been forced to abandon a new range of American sports-influenced merchandise given its jarring association with one of the aircraft hijacked on 11 September

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't know. The Republican party could literally stop this at any time by using the powers they have and impeaching him. There is a long list of conduct that would be impeachable for any other president They don't, this tells you they don't see anything he does as a deal breaker or agree with it

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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

TBH, the last few years, I genuinely thought we didn't want to risk hosting it again as it's an expensive PITA to organise.

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PRL @usrbinprl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We've held a village referendum.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We've held a village referendum

Villagers with flaming torches in Frankenstein or something

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's midnight, and 3 out of the 5 flagship terrestrial channels are showing indistinguishable hospital misery porn

BBC 1 : Sicario 2
BBC 2 : Emergency 24/7
ITV : Peston
CH4 : 999 What Happened Next
5 : Ambulance Code Red

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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shout-out to the brave motherfuckers chopping the collapsing, rusting masts off the SS Richard Montgomery on the bottom of the Thames between Southend and Sheerness today. If it goes badly, we're all going to very much know about it. Fascinating, also terrifying stuff youtu.be/R9u41aeItss?...

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Unexploded Bombs off the British Coast: the SS Richard Montgomery

YouTube video by Tom Scott

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm old enough to remember when the finances of the president's son were an important news item and a reflection on the president himself.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Find it kind of depressing that 3 of the top six stories on Graun's website are about a Sydney Sweeney advert that was aimed at the US market. It says something, I guess, about online content and what drives the clicks.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You get the feeling some in the Labour movement still hanker for the reopening of local industries like the mining pits. Bur also they watched Billy Elliot and thought it was a bit of anti-mining propoganda. In their view, it probably would have been better if Billy worked in t'pit, too.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 14/09/2026

Sometimes I find something so stupid I want to go hurt someone but that's frowned upon these days so I'll just shout at you lot: LOOK AT THIS INSANE AI NONSENSE:

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

With efficient time-maxxing, cook pasta faster.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I thought the police always used to propose lunchtime kick-offs for derby games. So the fans couldn't get boozed up before going to the game. Seems weird to have a 4:30 kickoff for the Manchester derby for me, but what do I know?

Premier League . Old Trafford . 13 Sept, 4:30 pm BST
Man Utd
Man City

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nah. Everyone is prone to conspiratorial thinking given the right triggers and information environment. Some are more susceptible than others, and that's true. But no one is immune, and it's dangerous to think it's restricted to mentally inept or daft people IMO

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is like that Simpsons episode when they made all the kids wear uniform grey

Screenshot from said Simpsons ep.

"Ah, these uniforms are a godsend. Horseplay is down forty percent, youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits are at an all-time low"

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